Uber-Charades

The Drowning Pool?

by ragu4u, 9-15-10

Take This Job & Shove It by ragu4u 9-16-10

Well Michelle, I see that french bitch blew the whistle on ya. You know it , Barry. She told the world how much I feel this "First Lady" gig, sucks. Hey, you knew going in, that the midnight basketball had to stop. Yeah but that AND cutting off my watermelon & fried chicken ration is just too damned much to ask. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again. Now bring on them snoots.

"Don't I know you?" by ragu4u 9-16-10

Well, if it isn't Joaquin Phoenix. It isn't. Afraid to admit you and Casey Affleck wasted two years of your lives, are ya? I'm afraid to admit who did what? You are the cagey one, that's for sure. And FYI...keep the beard. That hair lip thing was getting old. Hey..if the actors go on strike what will YOU do? Me? "I walk the line".

Love in the Magic Forrest by ragu4u 9-16-10

Really? Am I that pretty? Sure you are. You're not lying & just trying to get in my pants, are you? May we burst into flames & owls shit on our ashes, if I'm lying. Get shittin & start flitten, Hooty! Roger, Specks!

Current Events? What Are THEY? by ragu4u 9-17-10

Sacha Cohen to play Freddie Mercury in an upcoming film. Wow! You think this Sacha Cohen would find it distastful to portray a homosexual? You ARE as dumb as a bag of hammers, aren't you, Melvin? Why? Is this Cohen guy a Rabbi or somethin? Just shut up, stupid!

The Aficionado by ragu4u 9-17-10

Eww! You should really wipe better before posing for porn.

England Swings... by ragu4u 9-18-10

Stewart & Colbert to have Beck style rally. I say, there will be more fags there than... ...at the "R.J. Reynolds Co." in W. Virginia. Eh, wot?

The Great Divide by ragu4u 9-18-10

According to these results you've failed another drug test Miss Lohan. I'll be re-arrested and sent to jail big time if the cops find out. You gotta help me. I guess I could hide the results somewhere for a while. Like where? Nurse! Fetch the "Speculum Grande"!

They're Ba-aack by ragu4u 9-19-10

Looks like we're back in business. Sure does. Think we'll be as popular as last time? We can't miss. We're younger, better looking and are surrounded by hotter babes. I'm not so sure, Steve. The outer trappings are always a hit but what if the writers suck? What then? Then, you'll just have to..."Book em, Danno!" Somehow I knew you'd say that.

Do I Detect Resentment? by ragu4u 9-19-10

Oh boy, Steve McGarrett & the whole "Hawaii 5-0" crew is back. "Book em, Danno!" Huh? "Fuck you, Steve. I'm not your bitch anymore. And if you don't ditch those shoes that zip up the side I'll kill ya myself!" Steve will never go for THAT kinda backtalk. Danno will be dead before I come back from pissing. "And I ain't getting the car all the time for you, neither!"

Foiled Again! by ragu4u 9-19-10

Aha, you're busted for weed. AHA! This is K-2, moron. Damnit...I hate chemists.

A True Craftswoman by ragu4u 9-19-10

Ladies & gentlemen, I'm here tonight to interview Reb. Senate canidate from Delaware, Christine O'Donnell. The first subject I will broach is if there is any truth about her highschool linkage to witch... Hello. Thank you for having me. ...craft. Ok. Moving to subject two...

Waste Not Want Not by ragu4u 9-20-10

Mayor Bloomberg, you are the richest man in NYC yet you only own 2 pair of shoes. Why? How many does a man need.... ...who only has one pair of feet? How Spartan of you, but still you own 23 automobiles. Ah, yes, but they are needed so my 23 pairs of fuzzy dice won't go to waste.

Money For Nothing by ragu4u 9-20-10

So this whore just took off with your wallet, eh? Yup. While I was pissing. Well, that was money for nothing. What did you expect? A blowjob for $25 bucks, like she promised.

Pit Stop

They painted epoxy on your hands while you slept again, didn't they? It's THAT obvious?

by ragu4u, 9-21-10

"Eat A Puss" by ragu4u 9-22-10

C'mon kid. The bus won't be here for five minutes. Only $10 for the thrill of a lifetime. They don't call me Deep Throat for... I got aids, mom. Don't forget your homework.

Losing the Audience by ragu4u 9-23-10

So where was the Jewish delagation during your speech at the U.N., Mr. President? You mean they weren't there? They were there till just before YOU came and then they got up and left. That's no big deal. It's not? Michelle does the same thing almost every night.

2 Down, 7 To Go by ragu4u 9-23-10

So, Crabby, I do 9 comics a day which stink, eh? Well ya know what I say....."If I can't wow em with my quality.... ...I'll drown em with my quantity." But who counts, anyway?

Symantics by ragu4u 9-23-10

It's called a Chess Set. No way. Now THAT"S a chest set!

Calling a Spade..... by ragu4u 9-24-10

Oooh. Steven Colbert testifying before congress. I wanna grow up to be a Democrat just like HIM. But that won't happen. I too bright!

The Big Bang by ragu4u 9-24-10

Can I take my mom's body outta here soon? Soon, but not until after the... ..."Necromancy Club" has a go at her.

Doing Time by ragu4u 9-24-10

Let's see. Lindsay Lohan arrives in five minutes. We ready? We got everything? Yup. 5 jumpsuits, 5 towels, 5 sets of underwear, soap, shampoo, toothpaste... Ok...That should do for starters. If she needs more later, I'll get it. Now here she comes. You're all MINE for a month, young lady. Get used to it. Haven't you heard? My 30 day sentence was reduced to 15 minutes. Good thing too. I'm going stir crazy in here.

Why "Dancing With the Stars" Isn't...

...from Auschwitz... My skull liked to snap off when you dipped me, Abe. Oy vey, Esther. It's always complain, complain, complain with you!

by ragu4u, 9-24-10

Go Around Back by ragu4u 9-25-10

Excuse me. Is you religion pronounced "AY-mish" or "Ah-mish"?   ?   It's Ay-thee-ist. I'll still pray you make it to heaven. Even if you use the back door, "in" is "in". That's what SHE said!

The Costly Nap by ragu4u 9-25-10

Brnng, Brrng, "Hello, I'm not available to come to the phone right...." Maybe if I change my message they'll quit calling. Brnng, Brrng, "Listen fucker, if I wanted to take yer call I woulda picked up. Now stop calling!" Great, that ought to do it. NOW, maybe I can get some sleep. Later.... "...Now stop calling.".......BEEEEEP...Hello, Mr. ragu4u? This is the Grand Prize Winner notification center from Publisher's Clearing House. Guess what we WE'RE going to tell you? But after listening to your recording..."YOU CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE, dickweed!"