Anyone remember this story about a little lost laptop?

I find this new one just as interesting.

Poo, bad first link.

try http://www.geek.com/news/geeknews/2001apr/gee20010416005399.htm

That was seriously weird. A minitue ago, the yahoo story was fine.

Best Tobor reference I've seen: In the back of the Adventure RPG, it lists the playtesters. One of the GMs was called 'TOBOR the Amazing Automaton'.

We will never escape Tobor.

---
"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I wonder if you're allowed some kind of saving throw vs. cornholing.

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Big Fucking Bird

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I am highly offended by some material sent to me by israphael recently. Here are the torrid images I was forced to view in my email.

He said something about TOBOR. I'll let him speak to that...

BUT shocked and offended I am! So don't anyone else send such images to spankling@hotmail.com.

That's spankling@hotmail.com! Don't send them right away!

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Those zany Scots.

---
"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Hahaha, 100 teenagers spend ten minutes pelting you with milk cartons and yelling at you, and you come away saying you're sure your message reached them. Only PETA.

---
What others say about boorite!

There are people weirder than me out there.

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wow. That link is something else.

---
"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

Perfectly good softcore Asian porn shot to shit.

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

This reminds me: If you haven't seen Steve Martin's 1987 movie Roxanne, go rent it now.

GO

RENT

IT

NOW.

And watch it with your girlfriend or boyfriend or sock puppet or mattress or whatever you're banging.

I would rather have seen Roxanne played by Diane Keaton. Darryl Hannah is such a mannequin. But it's a great movie, and it has a big nose, which is why I brought it up.

---
What others say about boorite!

http://buttonmen.dhs.org

Online version of an insanely good game.

I can only imagine what this crowd will do to it.

---
"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

The link doesn't seem to work without the "www" in front of it: http://www.buttonmen.dhs.org/

Oddly enough, I just found this game a few days ago. Very cool.

---
"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Damn. I'm sure it's cool, but at first glance it looks complicated.

I was thinking about trying to make an online version of Kill Dr. Lucky, 'cause I really want to play it, but don't have anyone to play with.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

WTF! (as the kids say) If I want to wear a pair of girls panties with the virgin mary on the crotch who is to say that it is wrong?!?!?

And then there is this:
Synesthesia

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That skin is gross.

Racism, Pokemon.

---
~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Cripes, what crawled up her butt?

---
"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Cripes, what crawled up her butt?

my penis

---
heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

Cripes, what crawled up her butt?

my penis

It was a rhetorical question.

---
"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Cripes, what crawled up her butt?

my penis

It was a rhetorical question.

And please refrain from nesting quotes, it takes up too much screen space.

---
"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Cripes, what crawled up her butt?

my penis

It was a rhetorical question.

And please refrain from nesting quotes, it takes up too much screen space.

He's right, you know.

---
I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

There's no search feature for the forums yet and I'm not going to check all the pages, so if this is a repeat, please forgive me.

---
I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent