http://www.buttonmen.com/ works too. It's a redirect, though.

Doesn't really capture the atmosphere of the original, I don't think, but the gameplay is faithful. If anyone's interested in a game, my username on there is "triskaideka".

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Button Men looks complicated until you play it for about ten seconds.

And of course, it's not as good as playing it face to face, but you can play anyone in the country and don't actually have to buy buttons or dice.

I'll challenge someone in a minute... and I won't use ZDon or Bennett, really.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

The basic principles of playing Button Men are simple, but IMHO, over time the game has become a lot more complex than is good for it.

I have two button men who play by very simple rules. Each has five dice of varying sizes. One might have a variable number of sides, I'm not sure. Then I have Tirade, who has one normal die, one Turbo Swing die, and two Time & Space dice. I mean, what the fuck? Part of the elegance of the concept was that you could play without referring to a rulebook. How am I supposed to keep track of all this crap even with a rulebook in front of me?

Anyway. Just bitching. It's still a cool game.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I started playing.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

YUM!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Did somebody mention this last year? Oh well.

And I thought I was a game junkie.

Crack out the big bird shot.

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Well, my lack of net time has stalled my matches, but I should mention I usually have twice as much time on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

And just because I thought of it...

Button Man: Dr Pedantic
Doctor Pedantic is possessed of extraordinary resolve, exemplary stamina, and revulsion at the requirement to do anything as vulgar as beat people up.
f6, f6, 10, 10, Y

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I think Lowtax lurks here.

Good god, Courtney Love is more of a greedy witch than I thought!

http://www.msnbc.com/news/822516.asp?cp1=1#BODY

Can't play for long, but here are some good links.

http://web.wt.net/~psherr/squirrel_hazing.htm

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/index.html

http://www.haxial.com/fraud/mikeaba.html

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And just because I thought of it...

Button Man: Dr Pedantic
Doctor Pedantic is possessed of extraordinary resolve, exemplary stamina, and revulsion at the requirement to do anything as vulgar as beat people up.
f6, f6, 10, 10, Y

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You can't make dev characters until you've played a lot? Aww.

Though I have no damn idea what dice he should have- though making him one of the characters that copies the opponent's dice might work- I thought of this:

Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious is here to beat people up.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Just log in as another user and play yourself.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That's no fun.

Speaking of no fun, our game is still only on our second round, when I'm on my second game against Deceiver and nearly done facing Dan.

And I thought I was slow.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

If you need extra games, you could always challenge the AI.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You gotta see this

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dude, that's almost as funny as Leisure Town!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

"AGGGH WHERE IS THE HOSE WATER MY FACE IS MELTING OFF GGGAHGHG$G#HaGG#$"

Great link Spankers.

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Dad was flammable

And that Lesuire Town is fecking hilarious, especially this:

http://www.leisuretown.com/stories/living/sballoon/index.html

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Dad was flammable

Things overheard at the STD clinic

Samples?
"I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks."

"I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and my face stunk and my dick hurt."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A pipe dream I had, which had me wondering just how popular SC is: The Stripcreator series of Button Men. Hey, Sluggy Freelance managed it. Though none of us deserve to be Button Men, except Brad.

Buttonheads by NeoVid 10-25-02

Making Button Men based on SC could be a good idea. It's publicity and Brad could make money. Not really. You realize how low the sales are on that game? And which characters does SC really have the rights to? You realize there's only one way to settle this. Oh yes. bigevildan performs a Speed attack with a d12 showing 11, taking your d6 on 3, your d20 on 5, and your d10 on 3. The bastard!

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http://www.bandituk.com/baby.swf

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/internet/10/26/microsoft.decals.ap/index.html

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent