Messed up Mort by boinky33 4-08-04

Ever wonder what it would be like to kill your parents? No. Oh. I have.

Messed up Mort by boinky33 4-08-04

BOO! !!!!!! How am I going to pay off my car?

Messed up Mort by boinky33 4-08-04

An elephant never forgets. Then what am I about to do? I said I never forget, not tell the future. You ruined Christmas!

These comics pass the fart test with flying colors. I laughed so hard while I was reading them that I farted.

I am putting you on my favorites list, but if we had a fart list I would put you on that instead.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yay!

Ode to a Canadian Kid

boin-ky-thir-ty-three
your comics rock my nuts off
you are my hero

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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boin-ky-thir-ty-three
your comics rock my nuts off
and they make me fart

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Messed up Mort by boinky33 4-28-04

May I be frank for a moment? Of course. Hi, my name is Frank! Ha! Ha! Ha!

what are you? a RETARD??

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Boinky you are already on my favourites.

However, I am shocked and appalled by the latest Mort strip. That is a very old joke these days and I expect you to return Mort to his Elephant and Radioactive spidery best in due course.

Kind Regards

Roger

It's been a while......

Messed up Mort by boinky33 8-19-04

Mort meets an alien Take me to your leader! Okay, follow me. He's right over there. Thanks.

Messed up Mort by boinky33 8-19-04

Never do that to the holy water again! I'm sorry, father. God must hate me. No, God loves you. Yeah, but he's not IN love with me!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 8-19-04

Sarah, will you go to the prom with me? Not if you were the last man on earth! What if I was the last chicken on earth? Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 8-19-04

Mort? Yeah? I am Bill Cosby's attorney and we are going to sue you for everything you've got! Well, you're going to get AIDS then!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 8-19-04

I miss my cat. God eats your pets when they die, you know.

More soon....

Your newest set of MUM is amazing. I'm adding you to my favorite's list. Wait, I already have you on my list! =D

I missed Messed Up Mort. I'm taking you off my favorites' list and putting you back on.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Lol. Hillarious! Bill Cosby gets AIDs!

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Get Your War On

Messed up Mort by boinky33 12-11-04

Did you hear about Johnson? No, what happened? Well, I heard that Mort just beat him to death with a lamp.

A Tribute To boinky33's "Messed Up Mort" by biped 12-12-04

Mom? I thought she was dead. Shhh...I think our penises are talking to each other. ...so, there's just no reason NOT to circumcise astronauts!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Awesome.

Freakin Genius, boinky

I guess a "roflmfao" just can't sum it up anymore...damn... *looks in thesaurus*...damn...

Actually... the MUM comics on this page are pretty bland... except for "last chicken on Earth," which is painfully hilarious. More like that, please!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I know. It's been a while. I'm just warming up.