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I used to own a Folk Music umbrella. It was stolen one day at the Rossini festival by a group of thugs who Rap-ped me on the head with some Heavy Metal. Luckily, they decided to Techno prisoners or else I probably would have been Kid-napped and driven down a Hard Rock road to their House surrounded by Bluegrass in the Country. Man, they Pop-ped me so bad that I partially lost my memory and lapsed into some Alternative reality where my Emo-tions were Punk-ed. Thankfully, I was restored to health by some Burmese folk. They rub a Dub-bed me with healing oils and all that Jazz. You guys might think I've Dance-d around the truth, but Disco-s to show just how dangerous a place the World can be.

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http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=108

I'll have to pick up that wu-tang album. I haven't heard it.

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Sex Piano.

Ah, for my rap needs I turn to the classics. Public Enemy, Run DMC, and Grandmaster Flash are the very best. For me, the same rules apply to rap as the apply to rock: "Older is better".

Although Wu-Tang is great.

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It's grime time.

2pac, NWA, and classic Wu-Tang are the greatest. It's too bad 2pac and ODB are dead.

At least we have the wonderful death of Eazy-E to make up for it.

You've got AIDS!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.