Actualy, this girl may be fishing for compliments as well.

Not too likely, though. I am that girl... err... guy sometimes, but I don't need compliments when I make those kinds of jokes.

I don't remember this thread at all?

TEH CRABBEH IS GREAT BUT NOT GREAT LIEK TEH CHEESE PRODUCTS!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

This was a certain Mr Crabby desperately trying to get people to say something nice about him. As I recall it didn't work very well at the time... *ponder*

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hey crabby can the statue i'm making of you be made out of bread?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

What an amusing thread, it brings back memories of my newbie days.

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Dad was flammable

Only if it's rye bread.

Only if it's rye bread.

(Shit, the puns are taking over my life!)

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I'd like to take this moment to say that I, Artemisstrong, loves crabby deeply.

I, ARTEMISSTRONG, LOVE CRABBY DEEPLY!

That is all.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Wise from your gwave...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i don't know about crabby himself, but i love the shit out of the idea of crabby. so much so he was the best man at my wedding and father of my stepchildren soon after

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what if nigger meant kite

I make for a pretty good idea.

I love crabby.

<333

You know, no matter how much you people suck up to Crabby, I'm pretty sure you'll find yourselves up against the wall when the inevitable Crabocalypse begins.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zaster

I'm ready. I have a case of those cracker thingys for breaking open the rough exoskeletons and I keep a gallon of melted and clarified butter on the stove 24/7.

Bring on the Crusteacageddon.

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Kill Whitey.

Wikipedia has this to say about crabby:

 crabby, Bardus cancer, is the largest land-living arthropod in the world, and is probably at the limit of how big terrestrial animals with exoskeletons can get under the prevailing conditions. His body is divided into four regions; the cephalic lobe, scaphium saeta, trunk, and opisthosoma. He is a highly apomorphic crab and is known for its ability to troll forums with his strong pincers in order to while away the long hours of the day. He is the only species of the genus Iratis. 

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

crabby is jesus

Heavenly creature

I am a heavenly creature.

by Humpenstein, 4-06-06

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

On the first day, God said 'Let there be light.' And there was light and God saw that it was good. And then with the light God saw crabby. And God was all like *fap fap fap fap fap*

Humpenstein wins.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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It's grime time.