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Zaster
Wait for it...

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The 30's and 40's? Didn't they have actual mummies walking around back then? That was probably a documentary.

I think you should write reviews of ancient Egyptian tomb carvings as well, Professor Wayback.

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5-30-07 4:40am (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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Oh, I knows you didn't just say dat.

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5-30-07 11:19am (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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My awesome interview with actor/filmmaker Ted Newsom.

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5-31-07 11:01pm (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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THE H.P. LOVECRAFT COLLECTION, VOL. 4: PICKMAN'S MODEL

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6-18-07 8:01pm (new)
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umfumdisi
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Sounds like brainless (not boobless) fun. Boobless is no fun at all.

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6-18-07 10:29pm (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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Yep, it sure puts the "hoot" in "hooters", all right.

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6-18-07 11:31pm (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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THE LONGEST YARD (1974)

EARTHSTORM

GAMEBOX 1.0

BENEATH STILL WATERS

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7-07-07 8:04pm (new)
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umfumdisi
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I love The Longest Yard. There was no remake, you understand? It was the first movie I ever saw on the big screen, but I remembered nothing of it because I was three when it came out. However, my mother and father tell me I repeated every curse word I heard. As you see, my career working blue started early. Of course, I saw it years later on video, and it is an excellent movie. Everything about it is gritty -- even the quality of film stock!

As for Beneath Still Waters, I'd heard of that one but didn't remember what it was about. Thanks to your review, I don't have to see it and find out.

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7-07-07 9:54pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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umfumdisi

I love The Longest Yard. There was no remake, you understand? It was the first movie I ever saw on the big screen, but I remembered nothing of it because I was three when it came out. However, my mother and father tell me I repeated every curse word I heard. As you see, my career working blue started early. Of course, I saw it years later on video, and it is an excellent movie. Everything about it is gritty -- even the quality of film stock!

As for Beneath Still Waters, I'd heard of that one but didn't remember what it was about. Thanks to your review, I don't have to see it and find out.


I cannot remember what movie it was that I saw as a youngster - maybe some of you can help me. The only scene I remember is the hero, a gruff sort, was a cop on stakeout at an ice cream stand. It was close to the end of the movie, I think, so the situation was quite tense. A kid comes up and tries to buy some ice cream from the cop.

The cop said something like "Hey, kid. Go fuck a duck."

As we were walking into my grandfather's house (the elder for the Churches of Christ grandfather), my uncle and mother and others were talking about their favorite part of the movie. I chimed in, "My favorite part was when he said 'fuck a duck'!"

Hee-hee. What a little bastard I was.

Anyway, does anybody remember that movie? It must have been in the mid 1970s (damn, I'm old).

I also remember bugging my stepdad to take me to see Shampoo. I was mad to see it for some reason. So he finally did. Years later, I watched the movie again and didn't remember a single thing. It went right over my head. Great movie, though.

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7-07-07 11:23pm (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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umfumdisi

That's what I like to hear!

The "fuck a duck" story made me laugh....a deep, hearty, gutteral laugh that, if only for a few precious moments, made the voices go away.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

7-08-07 11:49am (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
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GOOGLE!

It appears to be Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

 

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7-08-07 1:14pm (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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CHERRY CRUSH

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7-09-07 8:21pm (new)
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boloboffin
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Rabid_Weasle

 

D'oh!

Oh, that might be it. George Kennedy fits into that memory really well. Netflix, here I come.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

7-09-07 9:02pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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I am happy to hear that my 'fuck a duck' memories gave you a measure of relief, biped.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

7-09-07 9:16pm (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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I think they should make one of those teen sex comedies that features George Kennedy dancing around in a string bikini.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

7-10-07 3:23pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
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I love those.

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Poop.

7-11-07 4:08pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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What DID happen to the Weekend at Bernie's franchise?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

7-11-07 5:06pm (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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I thought that after the second movie

7-11-07 5:19pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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boloboffinPeople started making good movies.

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7-12-07 9:59am (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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Not a movie, but--

FUN WITH OZZIE AND HARRIET

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7-19-07 8:05pm (new)
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matclarke
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Premonition is the worse movie ever. Similar to road rage I just had movie rage.

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7-20-07 6:25am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Rabid_Weasle

 

I tried Google and all I came up with was this:

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an orangutan
and you can do it too

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7-20-07 10:39am (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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THE CYCLOPS (1957)

 

Everything else thus far

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

7-23-07 11:07pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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Oo, my childhood freakout happened during Roddy McDowell's IT!

I watched it again as an adult and wow, plot holes really just take the piss and vinegar out of the tension. I think the babysitter kept watching the movie because she couldn't believe I was so trashed out by it. Oh, well.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

7-23-07 11:56pm (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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I wonder if SHHH and IT! were ever shown as a double feature.

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7-24-07 12:09pm (new)
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