As usual, Ivy delivers on the boobies.
Hooray for Ivy!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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What if "snakes" meant "big, veiny drifter cocks" and "on a plane" meant "pounding your mom's ass"?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What if "on" meant "in" and "a plane" meant "your boss's desk"?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

What if "snakes" meant "sebra" and "on a plane" meant "is awesome?"

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What others say about boorite!

It might make it to Cannes, but I doubt Hollywood will ever pick it up.

OMFG ONE DAI LEFFT LEWL!!!1

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!?!!11

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

That first pic was of the fat black guy from Nick getting bitten by a snake, but apparently now you need to visit celebritywonder for 200k celebrity pictures. Snake haters... :-(

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

The Snakes on a Plane soundtrack actually seems to sound pretty good...

I can honestly say in all the times I've thought about Snakes on a Plane, not once did I think about a soundtrack.

[Click to view comic: 'Snails on a Plane']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I was able to say that before I saw mention of a soundtrack in this thread.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

There's a song called "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)"

It's THAT awesome...

I was able to say that before I saw mention of a soundtrack in this thread.

But that you even acknowledged that you thought about it before it was mentioned in this thread acknowledges that you did acknowledge it at some point.

all your plane are belong to snakes

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what if nigger meant kite

Snakes on a Plane spoiler alert!

That's right, I saw it. At the drive in, because a high quality movie like snakes on a plane can only really be enjoyed in an outdoor establishment in the middle of nowhere. I give it a D+. I actually expected it to be worse than it really was. The acting was terrible. Everyone is being completely calm, and Samuel L. Jackson had to fufill his "motherfuckin" quota for the movie, so he chose that exact moment of to have an outburst, which was only the tip of the unrealistic quality. Not that I expected much from this movie, as I said before.

I wasn't paying exceptional attention to the details in the movie because it was so slow moving and Pirates of the Carribean was showing on the other screen, so I was mostly watching that.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

The fact you saw it at a drive-in would be why you didn't enjoy it. This a movie you need to see with a crowd in all of its hootin-an-hollerin glory.

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Poop.

Did anyone really expect this movie to be good? I went in the theater knowing in my heart that the movie would be a steaming pile of white snake shit, and lo and behold it was. The logic actually physically hurt me, the plot was practically nonexistant, and the acting in some of the supporting roles was horrifically bad.

It was one of the single greatest things I've ever seen in a movie theater, ever. Ever.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I really want to see it, but I hesitate for two reasons.

1. School just started and all the fratboy morons are back in town.

2. The theater here started playing commercials in the middle of movies and I'm not willing to risk $7 to be indoctrinated in corporate culture. I can do that at home for free.

Commercials? Are you kidding me? I thought that was the point of seeing the movie at the theater - no interuptions. Are they comercializing the DVD release too?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

No, but they do advertise the soundtrack.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Can they even DO that?!

i don't know about you guys, but MY American Dream just died a little bit.

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Kill Whitey.

I still haven't gotten over seeing Dodge commercials during the previews. Now this. I tell you, it's Armageddon.