Hey I dug up Oscar Wilde's corpse and raped it too! It's on Youtube. Please watch and rate! :)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

#1-5: How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days
#6-9: Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
#10: Tristan and Isolde

I am never letting my fiancee pick movies ever again.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Silent Warnings. One of the worst ever. The script was written in three days because the original script was deemed too bad to use. I can't even imagine how bad the original script must have been, but I assume it involved zombie Hitlers sodomizing puppies.

You might be on to something there...

One of the worst that comes to mind was one of those "Thunderbirds" puppet movies. I had seen a bit of puppet TV before seeing this, notably "Supercar", and expected it to be quirky fun. Instead, you get ten minute scenes of puppets standing on the deck of an air balloon and commenting on how "spectacular" the view was. I had to shut it off like forty minutes into it, which meant I saw three scenes.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

the legend of ricky bobby

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obscenity filter is off

Yeah, Ricky Bobby was great.

SHAKE AND BAKE!

the only thing i found hilarious was that part with his drunk dad and the cougar that was in the cheville

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1. black knight-this movie was so bad it made me masturbate to the thought of killing martin lawerence with a coosh mace. because that would take a long time.
2. first knight- 2 words: richard gere.
3. robin hood:prince of thieves- why god, why?
4. dungeons and dragons- i don't have the words
5. anything with adam sandler
6. anything with actors/actresses under the age of 25
7. anything with ewan macgregor
8. anything with a rapper/diva
9. anything with jean claude van damme
10. almost all movies

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Kill Whitey.

Oh come on, Universal Soldier was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Van Damme was trying to be the Terminator while Dolph Lundgren was trying to be the Terminator if he was batshit insane. Plus, there was dick jokes.

1. Passion of the Christ
I was dragged to it, a full grown man next to me cried, and the ending made me want to puke. Worst movie ever.

2. Legally Blonde 2
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and kill me now.

3. Meet the Parents
Really, really don't like Ben Stiller in starring roles.

4. Lords of Dogtown
Ugh, dragged to it. In fact, I thought I was seeing something else but my stupid friend bought those tickets.

5. Titanic
I hated this movie so much I saw it 200 times.

6. Star Wars Ep. 1
Eh, boring, the kid was annoying, and a certain character everyone complains about.

I can't think of any more that I really hated.

On the contrary, Big Trouble in Little China is the BEST bad movie ever.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

The BEST bad movie ever is SoaP. Everyone knows that. :-/

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

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The BEST bad movie ever is SoaP. Everyone knows that. :-/

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What exactly were you expecting? There were snakes. And they were on a plane. And it had an angry black guy using them as whips. That's all I came in expecting and I was satisfied.

Oh, and tits too.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I'll give Gymkata a nod. But the kind where your chin goes up first, like when you nod to a person of color.

Best movie ever is Black Belt Jones.
Worst movie ever is the one with Justin Guarini.

Go watch Punch Drunk Love, and if you don't like that, well then you just have bad taste.

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Poop.

Big Trouble in Little China is not a good bad movie. It is a good movie. "Oh but there's no point to it." Yes, exactly.

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What others say about boorite!

Spanglish was a good Sandler movie, too.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

So was Billy Madison.

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What exactly were you expecting? There were snakes. And they were on a plane. And it had an angry black guy using them as whips. That's all I came in expecting and I was satisfied.

Oh, and tits too.

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Even I allow myself to have fun sometimes. You don't always have to be dead inside.

Fun is for losers. I prefer relentless, angry criticism.

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It's grime time.

Well in that case, I have no choice, but to just respect your dedication.

Abso-freakin'-lutely!

For good bad movie, I'd like to nominate The Big Bus from where I take my sig.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

fuck yeah!

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Kill Whitey.

Sometimes I find myself in the awkward position of enjoying something in an entirely unironic way.

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What others say about boorite!