That's more like it. I don't mind harmless funnies like that.

That wasn't harmless. I was implying that you enjoy penises.

I know what you meant. Elektra being the largely disregarded female version of the Oedipul complex, very clever, i see what you did there. Still harmless though, mate.

BigFrank wants to bang his mom like everyone else has! OMGPWNd

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Hmmm. On reflection it is obvious that your words were intended to be pretty nasty actually. Now that's not nice. I really was joking earlier, as i keep saying, but you obviously harbour a grudge.

I take it you really are the gimp on that black and white photograph from your website? My god man, you must be atleast fifty five years old, yet here you are, trying to bully me via the internet. If I were to psychoanalyse you i'd say that your hostilty to somebody who's probably a third of your age is down to your own shortcomings. Maybe you feel angry because your best years are behind you, or maybe it's because you look about 5'6. Either way, you're a bit of a prick. I came on here with the wrong attitude, fair enough, my fault. I apologised and I meant it. I'm not having some sour old arsehole like you hold a grudge and them harasse me. I wouldn't mind if I really was the person you make me out to be but i'm not.

Saying this isnt going to get me any friends but to be honest, on here as in real life, i'm really not going to take any shit from a sad old prick like you.

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Or maybe he removed his homepage before you even said anything and you just want to feel superior to someone; thus you take his actions to be a direct result of your assault on his character and allow the relative truth of your perceptions to govern your assessment of the situation, validating yourself at the cost of facing the possible reality.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Maybe YOU are!

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::gasp:: You're RIGHT!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yeah maybe. Bit of a coincidence though. Anyway, defend him all you want but he started being a tosser with me. Not really going to sit here and let him slag me off now am I?

I'll have two slags and a side of onion rings.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Yeah maybe. Bit of a coincidence though. Anyway, defend him all you want but he started being a tosser with me. Not really going to sit here and let him slag me off now am I?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yeah maybe. Bit of a coincidence though. Anyway, defend him all you want but he started being a tosser with me. Not really going to sit here and let him slag me off now am I?

I <3 slaggin off.

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this has nothing to do with the actual thread, but i felt it was appropriate anyway.

In Defense of the Crown by AngryAmerican 3-30-06

Your Majesty, a Viking fleet has been spotted skirting the coast off of York and bearing south! Oh my. Yes I see. York, eh? Isn't that where those delightful little peppermint patties come from? Er, yes my Lord. And quite tasty they are. However, I need your permission to raise the knights and thanes in your service to repel this Norsemen threat. Norsemen you say! What kind of patties did you suppose they eat, these Norsemen you speak of? Well. I can't really say my Lord. But i have heard that they bury a shark's liver in the sand til its good and rotten then dig it back up and eat it. Now, about our army- Smashing! Now be a good lad and nip on down to meet them and make sure they've brought enough for everyone. There's a good chap.

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This Ima_realist guy is a real piece of work. Is he English or something? Nobody's comics can be THAT STUPID unless they were putting us on.

Imarealist is just doing the old fashioned troll thing. I've seen better.

In the mirror?

What's wrong with enjoying penises? I've a suspicion that every guy here enjoys his own penis now and again...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

The Germans call it Penisbevorzugung.

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The Germans call it Penisbevorzugung.

I call it Saturday night.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

lazl

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Mohammed.

I am the prophet Mohammed.

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Or, at least, it would have been if you hadn't resorted to crude profanity.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This type of thread is exactly what made me stop hanging around these forums. His comics are pretty good. Some of them quite good. Instead of encouraging him, like some of you did me when I started here, you shit in his mouth until there's no point in him ever coming back here. I've seen this time and time again happening to people who have decent comics, but they're just not quite awesome enough from post #1 to make you give a shit that it's an actual person over there. Fuck him, these are YOUR forums, right?
This is a great site. Really great. But do you ever wonder why only about 20 people post in the forums regularly?
Someone comes into "Read my damn comics" and says "Read my damn comics" and already he's an asshole for wanting people to praise his comics. If they're not up to your standards, you trounce him. If he comes back and says thanks for the advice, you laugh at him for not taking the low road. If he takes the low road, you nail him to a burning cross.
This particular guy actually took all of your shit, thanked you for the smarmy backhanded advice you gave him and apologized several times because he could see how you might have taken his earlier statements to heart and not realized he was poking fun. And even that wasn't enough.
Wha?! Boorite and Ivy think he sucks? Well that's good enough for me! They're like the king and queen of Stripcreator. Ignoring the fact that everything that comes out of their keyboards is dumbass inside jokes or ironic intarnets memes. That is, when they're not busy destroying every grammatically challenged 12 year old who tries to make a friend here.
I don't mean to pick on Boorite and Ivy, but they've sort of become the ringmasters of this circus of bland reciprocal handjobs that is the Stripcreator "in crowd".
To be honest, most of you are the same way. And I've done it too. It's the weather in here. Someone started it and everyone keeps it going and nobody wants to say, "Hey, we're all acting like a bunch of assholes" because then we might not be popular anymore on our favorite website.
So it's up to me to ask... what the fuck good is this website anyway? You look at Gnomz or something and say, wow what a piece of lame shit that is. And yet, it's huge. And probably makes more money in 10 minutes than Brad gets in a week. And why? Because of you maybe? Because of all your elitist self-serving look-how-cool-I-am bullshit?
The internet if filled with ignorant assholes. Do you need to be the most popular ignorant dickhead on a website with maybe 50 active forum users? It's no surprise a couple of current Stripcreator members tried to start a new life on Wittycomics. The only reason most people haven't jumped ship is because this is an otherwise great and unique website and there's not a decent alternative for people over the age of 10.
I don't even know where I'm going at this point. I'm drunk and it's late and I'm pissed off because this guy, like many many others, showed some promise and all I see is everyone shitting on him because someone else did it first. And I don't see anyone sticking up for him, so here I am.
Anyway... I stopped coming here because of this exact thing. I came back after a few months, made a few comics and tried to get back into the swing of things. And then all I saw when I checked the forums was this same shit.
A 14 year old idiot gets 300 pages of replies because he's fun to insult and a decent comic writer gets a "you suck" reply. If he says "fuck you I think my comics are good", he gets 5 pages of everyone ganging up on him for having the audacity to stand behind what he thinks is funny and then he gives up and never comes back again.
Congratulations. You're the most popular people on the best, yet least popular, comic creation site on the internet. I'm sure Brad is living the dream thanks to your hatred of anyone new or anyone who isn't as smart and funny as you are.
I dunno, I could be wrong. That's the way I see it. Do me a favor... read back through the the forums for like three pages. Tell me I'm wrong.
This website could be great and could make Brad a jillion dollars, which I think he deserves because I really love this site and the opportunities it's given me. Are you helping? Could you do more to make this a successful website? Are you a huge asshole that loves to make children cry because they weren't born as funny as you are?
I don't think you're bad people. Most of you anyway. You're just caught up in this inbred circle jerk pissing contest because that's how we party up in this forum. Wouldn't it be better if we all stopped assfucking eachother and had real conversations and realized the newbie doesn't have to be as funny as you think you are to be a valued member of this community? That would be neat-o.
I know I'm not the only one who feels this way.

Um, I didn't say he sucked, and I didn't think it. I posted a picture of a guy thinking.

I've actually had friendly exchanges with the guy right here on this forum, if you cared to read the posts before you throw a shit fit about them.

Squid, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Other people jumped on this guy and talked all sorts of shit about him. I didn't. I'm not the ringleader of anything, and I'm not even a participant, so you really ought to take my name out of it.

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I've read all the posts and I stand behind mine. You should re-read your own history.
What the fuck was the point of the picture of the guy thinking anyway? What does that mean? You do that a lot. Why? What is the reason? When you can't think of anything smartass to say you just post some random smartass picture? What did that tell him? Did that mean his comic was good? Did it mean you didn't understand it? Did it mean he sucks? Do you even know? Do you just post some random picture in every thread because you're afraid someone might forget you exist for two seconds?
Am I the only person on this website who thinks these things???