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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 4714 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-11-15

This is the office for my new position?

Yes.

It looks a lot like the break room, slash copyroom!

That's because your new job will be to refill the vending machines with snacks, slash refill the copier with toner.

And, to think my father said I would never amount to anything!

Father knows best!

5-11-15 12:56pm (new)

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RCL no. 4815 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-22-15

Oh, Levitating Goat...

What is the meaning of life?

Eat lots and lots of garbage!

But, I've already done that.

And, that's why you're hallucinating a levitating goat, assbite!

7-22-15 9:20am (new)

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RCL no. 4820 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-26-15

Who are you?

Butch the axe murderer.

Really? You're an axe murderer? Question: how many axes have you murdered? Is the number one or several? I guess if it were several, you'd be Butch the AXES murderer.

What the flunk are you talking about?

I once met a butcher named Alex. I guess that would qualify as some sort of reverse double-negative blowjob. Ask ragu4u. I think it cured his cancer.

7-26-15 7:09pm (new)

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RCL no. 4849 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-11-15

It's a beautiful day, Ted... What say we go downtown and spray Silly StringÂ© on the hookers?

Or, we can drive to the nude beach and let the waves tickle our scrotums. What say you, Ted? Ted..?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

You're right. Those ideas are BORING! Maybe, we should just stay home and watch the "After Mash" marathon playing on Spike. All three episodes. Or practice our Chai Tea moves..?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

8-11-15 11:03am (new)

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RCL no. 5030 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-29-15

Mr. Happy: second grade teacher!

Tell the class what you do for a living, Mr. Sprocketts...

I'm a train engineer.

Wow...You engineer trains? What kind of trains? Big trains? Small trains? Do you have to have some kind of an advanced engin-eering degree to design said trains?

I don't design trains, numbskull... I drive them.

Like on the freeway or something?

How much lead paint did you eat as a child?

12-29-15 12:24pm (new)

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RCL no. 5075 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-27-16

Then, she went to her mom's house in Dover!

Were you too stupid to know it was over?

Well, I'm not very smart...

I really need to fart.

She even took my dog Rover!

*fart*

1-27-16 4:44pm (new)

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RCL no. 5091 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-09-16

Today, someone text me the letters "IDK"...

What does IDK stand for?

"I Don't Know".

Jeez... You're like the 57th person today who told me they don't know what IDK stands for!

YADA.

2-09-16 2:14pm (new)

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RCL no. 5106 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-16-16

Do you know the plan, Mr. Happy?

I think so...

Then, tell me what it is.

You straddle that long, black object whilst I stand here and watch.

Correct!

This reminds me of the time I accidently walked in on my wife and Magic Johnson!

2-16-16 11:23am (new)

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RCL no. 5231 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-26-16

This could be an awesome comic...

I mean, I have both Armless Anders and Mr. Happy in the same scene together!

Yes, it could be an awesome comic, but I'm bereft of any ideas, well, except for:

I just did doody in my pants, Miss Pennynipples!

I'd be happy to take him to the restroom and wipe his boo-boo, Miss Pennynipples!

4-26-16 4:04pm (new)

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RCL no. 5278 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-17-16

You wouldnâ€™t believe what just happened to me!

Lay it on me, Mr. Happy!

I asked Phreaky out on a date and she said yes! YAY! But, she did say under one condition...

What's that?

I don't show up!

Cock-a-doodle DOINK!!

5-17-16 8:23am (new)

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RCL no. 5299 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-24-16

OMG! Is that what I think it is hurling towards us?

Yes, it is what I think it is hurling towards us!

RCL NO. 5300, COMING IN HOT!!!!

5-24-16 5:08pm (new)

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RCL no. 5357 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-28-16

Mr. Happy goes apartment shopping in the Upper Eastside...

So, this is a basement studio apartment..?

"Yes."

Cool... How much is the rent?

"$12,500."

Is that for the year?

6-28-16 3:02pm (new)

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RCL no. 5423 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-01-16

OMG, O.J.!

Somebody viciously stabbed to death two people on the front step of their townhome!

I hope they don't falsely blame blame this one on you, too!

*snicker*

8-23-16 6:51pm (new)

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RCL no. 5524 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-28-16

Meanwhile, in the year 2055...

Wow... What a beautiful sunset!

It's high noon, idiot!

Whoa... Is this caused by what Al Gore called in the early 2000's, "global warming"?

Global warming is just the symptom of the real cause of this atmospheric disaster...

And, that is..?

Centuries of un-checked cow farts!

11-28-16 9:42pm (new)

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RCL no. 5687 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-16-17

I think we're about nine months too early for the Christmas party, Ted!

Ted..?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Hitting on the nog a little hard, are we, Ted?

4-15-17 6:34pm (new)

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RCL no. 5756 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-17-17

Circa October 1995...

O.J. Simpson?

In the flesh!

But, aren't you on trial for double murder?

My high-priced attornies bamboozled the stoopid-ass jury who just acquitted me!

Ha, ha... Take THAT, whitey!

5-18-17 7:52am (new)

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RCL no. 5796 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-17-17

You cleaned my room, mom?

Yes.

How can I ever thank you?

By stop spooging on the walls, ya big perv!

NEXT!!

6-17-17 4:20pm (new)

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RCL no. 5833 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-05-17

WTF??

What's wrong?

You painted a giant American flag on every wall in the apartment!

You said you were as patriotic as the next guy!

Only if the next guy's John Philip Sousa!

STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER!!

8-05-17 11:40am (new)

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RCL no. 5842 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-17-17

Hey, Mara... I was wondering if-

Hold on...

*OOMPH*

Is that what I think it is?

Yes... One huge steaming pile of Cremative13 comics!

8-17-17 8:58pm (new)

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RCL no. 5867 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-04-17

Does this new wallpaper mean you really are gay after all?

"No."

Oh.

What if I bought you a brand new Huffy Rangler?

9-04-17 11:14am (new)

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RCL no. 5881 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-16-17

Everyone talks about the beauty and majesty of the Grand Canyon...

...but, I'm just not seeing it!

"Try looking behind you, dipshit!"

I'm not falling for that again!

9-16-17 2:20pm (new)

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RCL no. 5875 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-14-17

Nice picture of Earth, Maura!

That's not a picture of Earth... That IS Earth!

That would mean...

We live in a space station, dipshit!

Oh, yeah... I keep forgetting!

What? That we live in a space station or you're a dipshit?

9-16-17 2:22pm (new)

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RCL no. 5907 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-21-17

Mr. Happy buys his first home...

Let's see... I make $3500 per month. After the feds and the state get their cut, that leaves me about $2150 take home.

...without doing the math...

My mortgage itself is $2136 per month and I haven't even accounted for electric, gas, trash, HOA dues, car insurance, car payment and groceries.

...until it's too late!

Ha, ha... I'm FUCKED!

10-21-17 10:03pm (new)

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Groovy! - It's a Semi-Annual Happy Event by edoggydog
11-05-17

My wife was having "woman" problems, so we took her to the gynocologist for a diagnosis...

I examined your wife thoroughly and it turns out she has inflamed fibroids... She'll be fine with medicine, but you'll have to wait a month before having sex.

YAY!!

That's three months sooner than normal!

Groovy!

11-05-17 8:45pm (new)

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RCL no. 6009 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-07-18

Is it true what they say?

What is it they say?

That two in the bush is better than one in the hand?

It's the other way around, you insenstive son of a BITCH!!

So, one in the bush is better than two in the hand?

NEXT!!

1-11-18 10:49pm (new)

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