Beware of the Overcoat in Summer! by ragu4u 11-04-09

What do all those little cards say? Come closer and you can read them. Now keep in step and your mouth shut. You'll get a big old sucker when we get in my car.

Know Your Limitations by ragu4u 11-04-09

I'll have that gun, Captain. OK...but I'm practically nothing without it. Clearly.

Eternal Optomists by ragu4u 11-04-09

Did you go out on Halloween? Nope. Couldn't find a costume. Me neither. Well, maybe next year.

Somethings Fishy

Wasabi. Why? Oh crap!

by ragu4u, 11-05-09

ragu4u

That last comic SHOULD have been very funny, but you blew it on some technicalities.

1)  Wasabe.  It's wasabi, not wasabe.  It took me a while to figure out what that word was supposed to be.

2)  Punctuation:  "Wasabe, why? Want some?" should be "Wasabi. Why? Want some?"  (Or even better, just "Wasabi. Why?")  It's not just anal retentiveness, either; the comic was hard to understand because of the screwed up punctuation.

Good idea, though.  Just make 'em legible!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Military Justice by ragu4u 11-05-09

Hi there. Say, where are you stationed? Ft. Hood, Texas, sir. Oh! Gotcha first!

Not What You Hoped?

"E-Harmony"? Never heard of it.

by ragu4u, 11-06-09

ragu4u

 lol, those dating sites always look sketchy. 

Monkeying Around by ragu4u 11-07-09

Do you hear the music from "2001: A Space Odyssey"? Yeah. It makes me want to get naked & beat a huge bone on another naked monkey. Well...? Lift off is in 5 minutes. What a waste of a perfectly good monolith.

R-r-r-role em!!! by ragu4u 11-07-09

You had to let it slip that George Romero was in town casting a film, didn't you? Uhh...kinda! I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Romero!

Nighty Knight by ragu4u 11-07-09

Good night! Yes, I am. No. I'm saying "Good night"! And I'm saying "Yes, I am." You am, what? A good knight. Yes?

D.O.A. by ragu4u 11-08-09

As President, I cannot see why you Republicans find fault with "Universal Health Care". Well, not everybody needs health care, sir. I can't imagine who those people are. We can think of a whole block of them, sir.

Priming the Pump by ragu4u 11-08-09

How much urine do you need for this drug test, doc? My assisstant has to watch you urinate. Only a few cc's are needed. You two use the stall to your left. When you're done, Mr. Smith, you can leave. My assisstant will bring out the specimen. Since when is urine milky white, nurse? He had trouble urinating, so I suck-started him, doctor.

England Swings

For the last time, I DON"T want your autograph, Ringo! A bit of the old cheeky monkey , are we?

by ragu4u, 11-08-09

Compromise by ragu4u 11-08-09

I think I'll just peek in and see how the new sitter is doing. Well, what did I really expect for $1.00 an hour, anyway?

Perspective

Gold is $1100.00 per ounce. Funny...you don't be lookin like no dentist.

by ragu4u, 11-09-09

"Ya'll Cum" by ragu4u 11-09-09

We sprayed the room to check for semen residue. In a darkened area it presents as pastel streaks. I'll just turn out the light, then, and we'll see. It takes a sec. There ya go! Damn...they musta held the "Bukkake Olympics" in here.

There are some fine comics amongst these, Mr.4u.

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Kill Whitey.

Ignorance of Youth

Honor the Vets on Veteran's Day 2009 Ain't you the guy on "Animal Cops"?

by ragu4u, 11-10-09

100% Cotton by ragu4u 11-10-09

So can hook me up? For $50 all your dreams will come true behind that door. They'll rock yer world. He peeks inside.... Lose the girl and I'll give ya $35 DEAL!!

I love the part when you imply that he'd love to have sex with that sheep.

Father Joe Drops the "J" Word! by ragu4u 11-11-09

Father Joe, is it true the Pope has just put out his own CD? Yes Sister. He sings and plays several instruments. Can he play well? He's a virtuoso on almost everything. Really? Everything but a "Jew's Harp". He's had trouble mastering things of "THAT" sort for thousands of years.

Another One Bites the Dust by ragu4u 11-11-09

Lou Dobbs has resigned from CNN. Bwahahahaha MSNBC sucks. ...hahahahahah

Staying Current by ragu4u 11-12-09

Ma'am, I understand you'd like to try my new procedure. Yeah doc. I hear you can make my flabby, ugly twat pretty again...one like a 12 year old girl might have. Yes, that's true. But why do you want a procedure like that done at your age? I turn twelve next week.

An Easy Mistake by ragu4u 11-12-09

How did you wind up down..... Wrong elevator. So much for, all knowing.