Wait For It by Lord_Vodek 5-22-10

All religion is crap That's true Except of course christianity

Bible Rap by Lord_Vodek 5-22-10

In the begginging there was just two Adam and Eve it has to be true Then god said to Adam don't eat any fruit from this forbidden tree. And Adam said to god yo I got you big G Then the snake came up to Eve because everyone knows women are easy to deceive

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Breathing by Lord_Vodek 5-25-10

Knock Knock I know you are in there! I can hear you breathing For now...

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I can hear you stripping...and its funny.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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Puntastic

I'm fining you for litering

by Lord_Vodek, 5-31-10

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Pac-Man: The Afterlife

Wtf happened to you Pac-Man?

by Lord_Vodek, 6-20-10

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The Never Ending Kill Bill by Lord_Vodek 6-20-10

Well get to work I am going to fucking kill Bill What? Where can I get a really nice sword? So I hear you want to kill Bill I should just get a gun...

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Beans by Lord_Vodek 7-13-10

Jesus...I should really lay off the beans...

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Everything I Touch... by Lord_Vodek 7-14-10

Oh baby... This is so romantic... Not again! God Damn It

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Crabby made me by Lord_Vodek 7-29-10

Dude why'd you stop making comics Crabby made me cry By insulting you? No by sleeping with my mother I thought you hate your mother I do...I thought Crabby's standards were higher

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I like humor. I dislike you.

crabby wrote:

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I like humor. I dislike you.

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And A Bottle Of Rum

Arrrr what you be doing on me ship I'm excess cargo

by Lord_Vodek, 1-02-11

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Teenage Bingo

"36D!" BONER!

by Lord_Vodek, 1-07-11

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Unicorns and such by Lord_Vodek 1-16-11

How'd your girlfriend react to the present? Terrible The Flash Back What do you think? A unicorn stuffed animal? I fucking hate you get out The Flash back's flash back Daddy where do rainbows come from? Unicorn queefs now shut up and take off your pants

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Terrorists by Lord_Vodek 1-17-11

You clean your room this instant! And if I don't? I'll take away your 360 I'm sorry I don't negotiate with terrorists

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Terrorist MLK Redux by Lord_Vodek 1-17-11

Clean your room this instant! Or else what? I'll take your crack! I dont negotiate with terrorists

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Until... by Lord_Vodek 1-31-11

All was going well as stealth ninja approached his assigned target Soon you will be no more Until... *Hiccup* *click* Aha! Fuck!

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One more bad thing by Lord_Vodek 2-23-11

Dear cruel world, I find you intolerable at best I do not come by this decision lightly, but I am going to kill myself if one more bad thing happens Hello, It appears you are trying to write a suicide note. Would you like some help? Goodbye cruel world, Sinerely, Lord_vodek

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Order Up! by Lord_Vodek 2-28-11

True story Order up Nine eleven That's not funny you racist Sir that's just the number of the order I'm not even middle eastern you prick I was born here in Detroit Sir it was just the number of an order. And are you even muslim? You bet Allah's ass I'm muslim.

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Spring Break by Lord_Vodek 3-30-11

How was your trip to Austin Have you ever been to a cheap bar on a Tuesday night? Im underage So am I that didn't stop me Okay so what was the trip like Too much drinking and lots of shitty music at South by Southwest

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I liked Order up. Next time you're at SX you should see your Uncle...I know all the shittiest bars here AND some shitty bands as well! --Saves time.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

Disconnect by Lord_Vodek 6-12-11

Hey man I heard Chris was pissed off at you Yeah he's completely pissed Why? I'm going out with the girl he's been "trying to get for three fucking years" You mean the one he's only ever kissed and the one that almost had children with you?

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

The simplicity of "Until" makes it great.

Circle Of Life by Lord_Vodek 6-19-11

My girlfriend broke up with me And you are happy about this why? Because she's totally bat shit crazy So in other words either 1 you're in total denial or 2 you've got another girlfriend First it was one now it's two Thought as much

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