This is gonna be great. Good luck to everyone competeing

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Reposted from page 3 for those too lazy go find it there.

crabby

attitudechicka

Guess that doesn't bode well for me as I have LuckyGuess right off does it Chicka? Oh well, I've always rooted for the underdog so, bring it!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Wow...I'm up against a chick with as much PMS as me??? 

ROCK!!! This is gunna be fun :o) 

Oh and you guys can FB my ass, too (or my profile, whichever gets you off):

http://www.facebook.com/afallenmind

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Hey Bryce that link does not work

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

What's the deal with that gigantic fucking space between all the other matchups and me and lima?  Why do we have to hang out way down below everyone else like a bunch of lepers?  The contest hasn't started and already we're being treated like second-class citizens. 

I've edited the list to make it more correct:

gabe_motherfucking_billings

vs lima

Lord_vodek vs jes_lawson

brycekain  vs attitudechicka

lukket vs not_Scyess

umfumdisi vs RCCOLAMAN

four_legged_tripod vs LuckyGuess

little_kitty vs ladyjdotnet

Beeko180 vs HCRoyal

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Also, I've forgotten how to make comics.  Is there a FAQ or something that explains that?  I know it involves clicking buttons or something.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billings

You also have to tap your fingers (or nubs or whatever you have) against a keyboard

RCCOLAMAN

You also have to tap your fingers (or nubs or whatever you have) against a keyboard

It is also neccasary to form words with those taps. Just a little hint.

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

First a video with homoerotic gold men, and now rainbows? You get gayer and gayer by the moment, gabe.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

attitudechicka

 I hope the prize is related to partying and also to faces.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

The anticipation is killing me...Not really of course...but still...I'm very ready for this to begin...

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Did it!  Didn't have to type anything, either!

[Click to view comic: 'a comic']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Except the title, I guess.  I didn't have any fingers or nubs, so I used a pencil held in my teeth.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billings

 I'm so proud of you!

Congratulations Gabe keep going at this rate you'll destroy us all in the Cup...

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Get the boul rules out.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Wahay! It appears not only was I lucky enough to be one of the first sixteen, but I also have a bye into the second round. Awesome.

Am I to play the winner of Beeko vs HCR or is the second round drawn at random?

Oh, shit, hang on a sec, I don't have a free spot in the second round at all. Sorry, its just that in most parts of the world, 'Gabe Billings' is English for 'No Real Threat'. Comes from a famous Oregonian saying, apparently.

Meh, anyway; to Gabe - the man unfortunately named after the colloquial way of saying "Pfft, that guy?" - good luck and may the best man win!

We'll see the 2nd round when we get there. I was thinking perhaps a serial strip idea ripping off an old comic cup where you vote out the person with the least funny strip. I don't know, I prefer the diea of the 2nd round being drazwn as well, but I'd like to avoid asny political backlash like I'm trying to rig the system for my own twisted pleasure and next thing you know brad is getting emails and round 3 has lildeucecoup in charge and bigfrank is confused and crying in his bed room.

If anyone else has any ideas I'd love to hear them. I'm open to just having as much fun as possible here. It's a people's cup and we should all cherish this moment in time.

Rules for the first round of the cup are now posted in the Comic Competitions forum.

I still don't know how these things work.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

ArtemisStrong

Neither do I, but I'm playing along and hoping to figure it out along the way so I don't sound like a dumb ass with 20 questions :oP

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I have an INSANE amount of money riding in Vegas on the trifecta of LuckyGuess, HC Royall and Little Kitty.

Seriously, there'll be enough to split. Make it happen. 

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Kill Whitey.

Wait, I needed to say I was joining a second time?  Bawwww.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I'm almost certain in 4 months when we get to Gabe and lima's showdown that Gabe will be gone on another year long sabbatical and a replacement will be needed, so hang in there neovid, there is still hope yet.