four_legged_tripod wrote:

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crabby wrote:

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Well, let's just speed this thing up here. If no one else is going to vote, I'm just going to go ahead and call this thing now for LadyJ.

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Did I strike a nerve?

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Well, we limp right on into the last match up of the 2nd round. I'd like to start out by saying how disappointed  I am in the people who even mentioned abstaining in the last round. It's pathetic. Two people are doing their best within the parameters to amuse you and for you to not have the common decency to chimke in with an opinion on which one was funnier than the other is simply disgusting. Especially in the case of a not_scyess who loves to spew his opinions at people. The site was more fun when you still had balls and weren't such a pussy./ That goes for the rest of you who have at any point mentioned abstaining or have already abstained. You're pussies. Fuck you.

The final round opne match will be between HCRoyall VS gabe_billings

The rules for this contest are this...

Make a comic about a pussy. Have him grovel about his his grandmother steals his boyfriend, have them refuse to eat something because their girlfriend is a vegan and they'd hate to eat in front of her sine there is no vegan option for her. Just have them be fucking pathetic pussies. 3 panels. Gabe no one wants to an 18 comic series. Only 4 of them would be funny tops. Trust me, I've mad plenty of 18 part series. 

Hurry up and vote so we can wrap this son of a bitch up and I can leave this pathetic place forever.

I must have missed something.

I hope crabby gets on some Abilify or something.

For what it's worth, I enjoyed both comics, but found tripod's entry more appealing.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Close as I can tell only one person actually abstained from voting.  If my phrasing confused you at all, it was intended to be a mock-up of forum politics for amusement purposes only.  My vote was, I felt, clearly for LadyJ.

As for the, ahem, crabbiness, if you're really so bum-fuzzled by this whole thing, I am more than happy to lend my services as "Imitation Crabby" for the duration of the Comic Cup, as I haven't actually been back long enough to have a bias, and looking up previous CCs you've won for inspiration is, Gabe'ing aside, only slightly more nerve racking than waiting for my Hungry Man dinner to reach edible temperatures.

If this is another false alarm, then disregard.  I'm just trying to be helpful and honestly can't tell if you're joking or not.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

crabby wrote:

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Make a comic about a pussy.

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That's not really an entry, I was just trying to get crabby so pissed off he had an aneurysm.  I'll have a real entry up in a jiffy.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ok, here's my entry.

[Click to view comic: 'Inconceivable']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Shit.  I'll have something up soon.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yes, I'm late. I vote for Tripod. And I'll be sure to not vote for Gabe out of principle.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'Homonyms']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

gabe

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Knowing the perameters of the contest ruined HC's comic after the first dialog bubble for me.  That leaves gabe ftw.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I fee like abstaining out of principle, but unfortunately I liked HCRoyall's comic better.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

This round just confirms that "wiguroger" is Stripcreator shorthand for "pussified gentleman".  My manly vote is cast strongly for Gabe.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I preferred  Gabe's entry more

I'll go for gabe's

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I'll go for gabe's

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I thought HC's was funnier but i felt that Gabe's better fit the rules

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

HC

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I tried to bring myself to withhold my vote from gabe because he didn't vote for me, but I can't. I've always sucked at politics.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

The moral victory is HC's, but the comic victory for me anyway, is, gabe_billings's

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Thank you all for your support.  As per our agreement, your loved ones will be released within the next 4 hours.

Sorry about the missing fingers.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

And my hated ones Gabe? Have you made the "arrangements" yet?

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

HCRoyall

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Lord_Vodek wrote:

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And my hated ones Gabe? Have you made the "arrangements" yet?

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