Spelunking for love by PennyDreadful 8-26-10

I had a good time...do you want to have a cup of coffee? Look, I don't know how to say this...but there is a major difference in our basic sizes. I'm like, twice as big as you are. So...we're not having sex? I don't see the point...it would be like throwing a ball point pen into a cave. Good night. I wish my Bic was that big.

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Shhhh...I know.

More power by PennyDreadful 10-08-10

Well, many greeting masked neighbor, Tim. I'm not Tim. What's left of him is in this box. Mhmmm, mhmmm, mhhhmm. I just wanted him to stop grunting and making ape noises. Totally understandable new neighbor...did you get that hose beast of a wife and the three little spaz bastards yet?--I have my own mask and a Purvian ceremonial kulling knife.

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Shhhh...I know.