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Groovy! - RE: bigworm's Re: edoggydog's Armless Anders by edoggydog
3-15-14

I feel so much lighter... I could probably dunk a basketball -if, I had arms, of course!

Groovy!

You gonna eat that?

3-15-14 10:42am (new)

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Groovy!-Three Panel Irony Theater featuring Armless Anders by edoggydog
5-06-14

What's your favorite Sylvester Stallone movie?

"F.I.S.T."

Who's your favorite character in Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

Mr. Hand.

What's your favorite John Steinbeck novel?

"A Farewell to Arms".

5-06-14 6:27pm (new)

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RCL no. 4101 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-31-14

Armless Anders has a heart-to-heart conversation with his older brother, Austin...

...and then I farted in the bath tub!

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dammit, Anders! I've told you over and over again...

What?

NEVER GO FULL RETARD!!!

5-31-14 11:59am (new)

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RCL no. 4113 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-05-14

Thanks for helping me out, Mr. Happy!

No problem, Armless Anders!

Most people run away from me when I ask them to wipe my ass after I take a shit!

I'm not most people!

Make sure you wash your hands with soap and warm water!

I plan on flash-boiling them!

6-05-14 9:44am (new)

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RCL no. 4129 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-10-14

As Armless Anders tells a lame-ass story to his Indian friend...

...and then she said, "Wanna get your finger out of my wine glass?"

ANDERS!!

...his dog finally balances himself on the family beach ball...

So, I said to her, "I am armless!" HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

ANDERS!!!

...but fails to get Anders attention before falling off again.

You don't get it? Since, I am arm-less, I don't have any fingers. So, the only thing resem-bling a finger is my penis. Which was in her wine glass.

ANDERS!!!!!!

6-10-14 10:44am (new)

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Groovy! - Harmless Anders by edoggydog
6-13-14

Nurse Titty's here? That means a bunch of her hot nursing friends will be here tonight, too. I hope Armless Anders doesn't show up and scare them away!

Don't worry...

"I glued his face to the door frame at home."

How long do I have to stand here?

6-13-14 1:38pm (new)

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RCL no. 4141 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-13-14

IS THIS MY NEW CHAIR?

"Yes, Armless Anders..."

THANKS... BUT, CAN I TRADE IT IN FOR ONE THAT HAS ARM RESTS?

"Why would an armless man want a chair with arm rests?"

THEY KEEP ME FROM SLIDING OF THE CHAIR SIDEWAYS AND LANDING ON MY ASS!

6-13-14 3:58pm (new)

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RCL no. 4142 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-13-14

You have a hook for a right hand?

Aye.

But, what if your balls itch?

Then, I scratch them with me left hand.

Oh, right... When my balls itch, I have to "groin" myself on a fence post!

6-13-14 4:38pm (new)

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RCL no. 3623 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-05-13

You call that quality work, Butch?

I could have hung the sheet rock better than that!

And, I don't have any arms!

7-02-14 5:56pm (new)

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Groovy! - No 'arm done by edoggydog
7-09-14

It looks like Armless Anders and Melty are having a heated disagreement...

Groovy!

I'M MENTALLY FOLDING MY ARMS IN DISGUST AT YOU, DICK FACE!!

AND, I'M MENTALLY GIVING YOU THE FINGER, ASSWIPE!!

7-09-14 1:11pm (new)

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RCL no. 4224 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-30-14

We now join Armless Anders having a conversation with his nephew, Elbows Ethan...

Boy, I sure envy you, Ethan...

Why's that, Uncle Anders?

Because, you have arms!

I only have half arms.

At least you can lean against walls without having to using your penis!

My favorite pasta is elbow macaroni!

7-30-14 5:20pm (new)

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RCL no. 4239 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-08-14

Look... They're pulling a victim out of the car wreck-age, and he's ALIVE! YAY!!

Looks like the force of the accident sheared off both of his arms.

That would make him armless!

True dat.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD, BEOTCH!!!

8-08-14 3:18pm (new)

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Groovy! - No Fly Zone by edoggydog
8-22-14

...and that's how I learned Ben-GayÂ® can be used by straight people, also.

Groovy!

By the way... What's taking Armless Anders and Elbows Ethan so long to take a piss?

I don't know...

Could you help me with my zipper, Uncle Anders?

I was going to ask you the same thing, Ethan!

8-22-14 11:02am (new)

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RCL no. 4260 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-22-14

ATTENTION UNIDENTI-FIED SPACECRAFT... YOU ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH PLANET EARTH! I NEED TO SPEAK TO WHOEVER IS PILOTING THE SPACECRAFT!!

He's taking a dump.

GO GET HIM!!

He had mexican last night for dinner, so he's going to be awhile...

THEN, IT'S UP TO YOU... YOUR SHIP IS ON A TRAJECTORY TO TAKE OUT FERGUSON, MISSOURI, AND I NEED YOU TO PRESS THE EMERGENCY STOP BUTTON!!

With what? My penis?

8-22-14 12:06pm (new)

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RCL no. 4277 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-05-14

See those white fluffy things in the sky, Ethan? They're called, "clouds"...

Duh... Everyone knows that!

Oh, yeah?

Well, did you know the reason you don't have forearms is your mother blew crack addicts during her pregnancy with you?

That doesn't even make sense, asshole!

9-05-14 5:51pm (new)

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Groovy! - A Cup of O.J. in the Morning by edoggydog
9-09-14

Want to hear the latest on O.J.?

Groovy!

He got arrested for child molestation... Apparently, he was caught with his hand in Elbows Ethan's pants!

Gee whiz, I know he's a two-time murderer and an armed robber, but a child molester?

"There has to be a good explanation..."

Hey, mister... Can you open the front door for me? The keys are in my right pants pocket.

Sure, kid.

9-09-14 5:58pm (new)

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RCL no. 4294 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-20-14

Elbows Ethan propositions the town prostitute...

May I help you?

I have $500 in my right pocket, and I'd like for you to give me a handjob, please.

You have $500?? For that kind of money, you can have full-on sex.

I only want the handjob.

Why?

Because, all my friends keep talking about something called "jacking off", and I just want to know what it feels like!

9-20-14 8:24am (new)

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RCL no. 4320 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-03-14

Thanks for giving me a tour of the stripcreator.com corporate offices, Mr. Sucks...

You're welcome, Elbows Ethan.

Say, is that Mr. Injokester over there hitting on Lady J?

Yes.

HEY, ASSHOLE!! WHY DIDN'T YOU DRAW ME WITH A FULL SET OF ARMS, YOU FUCKING TWAT??

Now, now, Ethan...

10-03-14 8:50am (new)

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RCL no. 4343 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-18-14

Are you ready, Anders?

You're going to the halloween party as a cat?

Very good, numb nuts... What are you going as?

An arms dealer!

But, you don't have arms!

ALL SOLD OUT, NUMB NUTS!!

10-18-14 12:48pm (new)

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RCL no. 4408 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-20-14

What am I looking at?

It's a bassinet for babies, silly!

But, it's in pieces on the floor... Why didn't you assemble it?

With what?

A screwdriver.

Ha, ha... I get it. That's a euphemism for my penis!

11-20-14 10:11am (new)

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RCL no. 4414 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-20-14

YOUR MOVE.

Okay... Rook three to queen seven.

THIS IS NOT THAT KIND OF CHESSBOARD. YOU HAVE TO MOVE THE PLAYING PIECES YOURSELF.

With what? My "screwdriver"?

HA. HA. I GET IT.

11-20-14 4:14pm (new)

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RCL no. 4427 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-22-14

Mom?

"What do you want now, Ethan?"

Can you open the bathroom door? I need to take a massive dump.

"Give me a minute... I'm pulling a roast out of the oven."

Please, hurry... The contractions are only seconds apart!

11-22-14 2:42pm (new)

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RCL no. 4431 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-25-14

Because Melvin is unable to contain himself in public situations...

Hold it...

...he decided to take a social etiquette course from Armless Anders where he learns to hold in a fart indefinitely.

Hold it...

(Unfortunately, Melvin had Mexican the night before and his eyes eventually exploded from the massive build up of pressure.)

Hold it...

LOAD.............HOUSE.

11-25-14 8:49am (new)

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RCL no. 4461 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-09-14

This is what it's like in a bar, Uncle Anders?

Yes, Ethan.

What is there to do besides getting sloppy drunk and hitting on ugly bitches?

Darts and pool.

But, we don't have arms!

Maybe, we can play foosball with our butt cracks.

12-09-14 8:46am (new)

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RCL no. 4463 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-09-14

Do you workout, Mr. Skelton?

Everyday!

How come I don't see any muscles on your arms?

At least, I have arms, twat face!

*sniff*

Oh, jeez... You gonna start crying like a little pussy?

12-09-14 12:30pm (new)

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