RCL no. 5197 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-04-16

Listen up, Kajun... I hired you today to do only one job. Just one job and I'll pay you $55,000 per year. A job so EASY, you'll feel like you just won the lottery! Lay it on me, Brodie Foster! A lot of employees here forget to flush the toilet after taking a dump and it really grosses me out! Prophetically, Kajun woke up in a Tijuana alley three weeks later. And, yes, he did fuck this job up. Doofus. So, you want me to make sure the toilets are flushed at all times? Bingo! Now, the only way you can fuck this job up if you go on one of your benders and and wake up in a Tijuana alley three weeks later.

Groovy! - Yesterday on the Road back from Fresno by edoggydog 4-04-16

Groovy! That guy must have been French because our car now smells worse then that 7-11 restroom in Galt! Speaking of which... Stop at the next whatever because I have to take a massive, steaming, eye-watering shit!

RCL no. 5207 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-09-16

Pete here is a One-percenter, and when you're a One-percenter, you don't bother with trivial things like, say, a toilet... I feel a defication coming on... You just have your own personal shitboy following you around all day. Just let me get the box in position before you defica- *OOMPH* Clean that up. shitboy.

RCL no. 5230 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-26-16

Ma'am... This is the men's restroom. You can't be in here... I don't care what the CEO of Target® says! *OOMPH* Besides, you just took a shit in the urinal and I now gotta @%#$ clean it! NUMBER TWO TORPEDO IN THE TUBE!!!!

RCL no. 1508 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-30-07

It looked like you had a hot one... What happened? Well, I told him my name, and I asked him how I could serve him... Yeah. And???? He said he had $50,000 cash, and he wanted to buy a new Hummer. So, why the fuck are you in HERE?! I got so excited, I shit my pants! I'm in here to clean up.

RCL no. 5342 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-17-16

Hey, Maura... I was wondering if- ***OOMPH*** WTF, Maura? You just took a dump on the floor! You gonna keep that?

Groovy! - Meanwhile, back at the Stool Log* factory... by edoggydog 7-01-16

*this was ragu4u's shitty idea *OOMPH* *OOMPH* *OOMPH* *OOMPH* Since we had Maura cloned, our production has quadrupled! Groovy!

RCL no. 5360 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-30-16

Honey, I was wondering if- Hold...on. *OOMPH* -we could go buy a regular yule log at the store instead of you shitting one out every Christmas? MAZEL TOFF!!

RCL no. 5371 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-07-16

That's it! We are going to settle once and for all who has the better hat... When I say go, take ten paces, then turn and shoot. I don't have a gun... Not my problem, dickface! ...but I do have atomic breath that will melt the skin right off you're bones before you can even think of pulling the trigger! That changes things. Like your underwear, which smells like you just took a unscheduled nervous dump in?

RCL no. 5393 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-14-16

It's not what you think... THAT LOOKS LIKE GOAT SHIT!!!!! Okay... So, it is what you think. WHEN DID YOU EAT MY CURLING IRON?????

RCL no. 5408 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-21-16

Here...it...comes! *OOMPH* That's your act? You're hired! Hold on... I'm not finished! Always leave them wanting more, Maura!

RCL no. 2119 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-06-10

?   Thank you, my son. Wait. Did you just take a dump in my tip jar? Yes. I wanted to leave you a little something for your good service. What kind of gratuity is this? Try selling that "Jesus-shit" on ebay. I'm sure some well-to-do Christian zealot will pay top dollar for it.

RCL no. 2118 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-06-10

Wow, Mini-Clango. That's one of the biggest shit-logs I've ever seen! Thanks, Captain Obvious! Were you planning on flushing the toilet? I can't reach the handle.

RCL no. 5436 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-05-16

I need you to visualize my art in your mind, Maura. Are you listening, Maura?? VISUALIZE IT!! *OOMPH* OMG!!! YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT???? BECAUSE, THAT'S HOW I VISUALIZE YOUR ART!!!

RCL no. 365 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-09-05

This is BULLSHIT! Of course, it is! I'm a bull, bitch!

RCL no. 338 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-01-05

Well... Ain't THIS the shit!

RCL no. 325 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-31-05

Hey, guys! Over here... It looks like the Abominable Snowman has been in this area recently!

RCL no. 5468 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-30-16

Excuse me, ma'am.. Do you have straws? Hold on... *OOMPH* Oh, gross! Can you super-size that? YES!! ***OOOOOMPH***

Made In China from United States components by themushroom 12-05-16

Maura visits Bangdong, China Hey white lady! You have money? hold on... *OOMPH* One billion rice-eaters here. You think we need more cob shits? My mother always said if I didn't finish my dinner she'd ship it here. I ATE IT ALL AND I'M DELIVERING IT ANYWAY!

Just read all of the previous and felt, uh, moved to, uh, dump one here.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

RCL no. 5607 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-04-17

Hold on... Don't look... Here...it.......COMES!! Don't look... *Maura's dropping a deuce next to a Jerk City character named "Deuce". *OOMPH* AMI I THE ONLY ONE THAT SEES THE IRONY HERE????*

RCL no. 5627 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-11-17

This was the day Randolph feared... The day Earth would be invaded by evil robot aliens. Wait. It appears the evil robot alien wants to say something: CAN YOU SCRATCH MY ARMPITS, EARTHLING? THEY ARE VERY ITCHY AFTER LIGHT YEARS OF SPACE TRAVEL.

RCL no. 5643 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-18-17

Oh, God... Here...it......COMES! *OOMPH* Is that on sale, too?

RCL no. 5676 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-09-17

Honey, did you see where I put my screw- Uh, oh. I know that look on her face. First comes the fart... *frrrrrrpt* ...and then comes the dumpage. *OOMPH*

RCL no. 5680 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-10-17

Hold it... Hold it... Okay, Maura... Ragu4-, I mean, Makin_d_bacon is about to click on this comic and... NOW, MAURA!! **OOMPH**

RCL no. 5691 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-18-17

There it is, Maura... OMG... You've built a tribute wall for the Air Dick! What do you think? I think I hope I remember which way the exit route for this cave is! I can't let you leave until you have fully taken in the glory of the Air Dick! Maybe, I can distract this sicko and escape by taking one of my infamous dumps on his tribute wall.