Say Obi... Didn't you have your hand on my ass in that picture?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

If you don't have the common decency to remember, I'm not going to justify that question with a yes.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Well if a certain someone hadn't been buying me buttery nipple shots all night long until I was drunk off my ass, maybe my memory'd be a little better.

I do remember flying the helicopter over DexX's house and crapping on his roof, though.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ah, yes. Set to Ride of the Valkyries, if memory serves me right. And those weren't buttery nipple shots, just vodka licked off wirthling's abnormally butter-flavored nipples.

On nights like that I pray for prohibition.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The homoeroticism is so thick in here that you can cut it with an engorged, throbbing meatstick.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I MISSED THE BUS

I MISSED THE BUS

I MISSED THE BUS

AND IT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER EVER EVER DO AGAIN

Just trying to set the mood with a little music.

Well, hell, let's bring the linguists back in. Should that be:

1. abnormally butter-flavored nipples,

2. abnormal buttery-flavored nipples,

3. abnormal butter-flavored nipples, or, god forbid,

4. abnormally buttery-flavored nipples.

The people must know.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

quote:

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Should that be:
1. abnormally butter-flavored nipples,
2. abnormal buttery-flavored nipples,
3. abnormal butter-flavored nipples, or, god forbid,
4. abnormally buttery-flavored nipples.

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It settles nothing. I'm still curious about you and the kangaroos. Do you eat them, or just eat them?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Did you pluck that off the web elsewhere? 'Cause that would be a pretty big co-inkey-dink. Or did you find the one that was posted here a while back? Even that's still impressive since you read so many old threads.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That was on spinnwebe's It's a Dysfunctional Life. Spinn prolly found it wherever the original poster to whom you're referring found it.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Contrary to the unimaginative and immature suggestion that Australians fuck kangaroos, we don't... we just dress them up in lingerie and make them dance for us.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Exhibit A:

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Now, unlike that governmental conspiracy cover-up photo, mine clearly shows the second fondler on the grassy knoll:

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I keep seeing more and more new posts to this thread, so perhaps I wasn't clear enough.

The contest is over.
Go comment on one of the geek threads, instead.

And there is no government coverup. There was only one kangaroo molestor. The other picture is doctored.

Yes, maam!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I mean sir.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ho yo, sir.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

We will stop posting immediately.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Everyone hear that?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hear what?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Sorry I'm late. What are we all talking about?

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You know. That.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.