Sheesh. That's the last time I call anybody 'coherent'. Let's try this again.

First, your insult comics uniformly blow -- pretty much the same joke over and over, often buried under a ton of narration that nobody bothers to read.

OTOH, the retribution series was moderately entertaining and creative; maybe even funny. Which proves that (although you suck large amounts of ass) you probably have the potential to be genuinely cool here. Not the fucking god of stripcreator or anything, just a cool guy who we like having around. All you have to do is stop being a dick.

I'd get a new account first, though. You know, just like you've done everytime you became the laughingstock of these forums.

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-+=}=+- by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

Still lots of talk No comics to justify your talk TWO PANELS TOO MANY!! Yep.

ANd I have never changed my name!! ALways just "the MAKK"!! SUB mthe7 is SOMEOne else! THis is all a joke YOU DONT GET

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Earth paging BeNN MaKK by itsclark 10-02-02

SUB mthe7 is SOMEOne else! THis is all a joke YOU DONT GET Nobody does. Which of course allow you to feel smarter than everyone else. This is traditional troll logic. ??? If someone tells a joke in the forest and noone gets it, did it make a sound? Can BeNN MaKK one day see the light? I see now the error of my ways. I was living a horrible lie. Goodbye cruel world! We can always hope!

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Screw them then! I liked your original one. :-) Bring it back!

SOB CRY SOB by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

SOB HE is right I am just the "hot dog"!!! NO NO stop no the crying NO *SNIF* oh it's right. GOODbye thw cruel world!!! PLEase the no!! DOnt it is not all worth it!! I Am taking a vacation in SAn FRansisco NOOOOOOOO

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See? That was funny!

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punkrocking by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

HEY YOu gonna make the fun of me? NOpe HOw bout now? NOpe WEll think ILL turn around and expose the BUTT hope NOthing the bad happens!! YAWN

ITs like EMAil but faster by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

(TYPING!!) >punkrockskaboy post #3210 People who are posting over and over and over are dumb!!!! Just like I have been saying DUMB DUMB DUMB HOW Many times do I have to say this!!?!? UH? An INstant message? MY dad left his screen name on!! B0yR1der> DONt forget to put the knock-out roofies in your son's dinner tonight IVE been gettin the shakes for some more 2 on 1 action B0yR1der> WE'll start with the usual coin toss for heads or tails

PUnkrock dinner by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

(EATING!!) WHats the wrong son your are not the eating YAWN just tired dad kind of full BUT you have not been eating how are you the full? CAn i spend the night at DEvins house tonight? PLEase? Um, working on science project! For the SCHOOL! (IS THINKING) HEy why doesnt DEVin...be coming over HERE?

punkrock SOS!!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

DEvin no why you come the over?? YOUr dad makes the call and makes the saying "come over for crescent rolls!!" NO NO DONt be eating them! WHere are they in here?? ALL right! (9-1-1!!! (what to do when in trouble!!)) P-police!! Make the help!! Please!! OH PLEASE!!

CONSTABLE HELp by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

He's just been having some emotional problems since me and the wife separated. He didn't like when I grounded him from going out so he said he was going to call and say I molested him Well I can understand, this happens a lot, but it's still serious business him calling a fake report like that I know officer I know but he's just been going through hard times..and the punk rock music! You know what that does. Well, he needs to learn he can't be doing this Maybe a night in the jail would scare him straight? Yeah, we can do that

[Click to view comic: 'SANctuary']
[Click to view comic: 'BARGAIN']
[Click to view comic: 'NEW JOB For punkrockingskaboy']
[Click to view comic: 'PUnkrocking basement fun']
[Click to view comic: '*(*)*']

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HELOO to the clark!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

HI CLArk!! its clark!! how are u? hope your are HEALTHY I saw this one on the MTV (DANCING!!) Hee hee

clarking!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

WHY itsclark!! HELlo!! I AM coming to see punkrockingskaboy!! (HUGS!!) Ha ha thanks..thanks for the hugs.. Come on in..for CRESCENT ROLLS!! YAY! ANd punkrockingskaboy?? ...and NINTENDO! YAY!

clark on the couch! by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

(TURNING OUT LIGHTS) lets be sitting on the couch to the gether!! I AM LIKING THE NINTENDO (PETTING LEG) LIke some more of the food?? NO!! I AM so the full!! (NINTENDO!! NINTENDO!!) WOuld you like a special popsicle?? WOULD I!!

treats for itsclark!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

WHy is blanket wrapped around popsciale and you holding it in lap?? IS SPECIAL popsicle like is said!! NO biting!! (LICKING!! LICKING!!) Tastes..tastes like.. DADs special popsicles at home too!! Dont stop itsclark

sodas!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

*GAG* Oh god *GAG* BLAh IT *GAG* WEll sometimes the flavors dont taste too good.. *SPIT* LEts go down to the basement for sodas!! YAY

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You win this round. I'm too damn drunk to go on...

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HOW DID HE FIND OUT DEVIN???? I mean, no...those are all lies. Devin and I arent doing ANYTHING

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You know what they say: Give the people what they want...

Back By Umm...Sort of Popular Demand by punkrockskaboy 10-02-02

Dildo! Dildo! DILDOS IN MENS' ASSES! DILDO DILDO DILDO! DILDOS IN MENS' ASSES! DILDO DILDO DILDO! Benny, get out of the bathroom this instant and stop saying those profane things into the mirror! Ok mommy. I am just gonna go in my room and..um...vacuum.

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Cool, thanks. :-)

You know weinisinfurs has not been around lately. I wonder...

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

I thought Benn_Makk's comics wever funnier than Smarmulus'. But that's just me.

i am not benn_makk

i am sub_m7

benn_makk is not me

benn_makk is not sub_m7

we are two different persons

two different persons are we

SO, FOR FUCKS SAKE, DEAL WITH EACH OF AS AN INDIVIDUAL !

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Anyone like pork chops?

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!!! i most definetely DO !!!

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STill not posing!! WHEW! by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

OH the NO id better be thinking of a LIE! (TYPING!!) punkrockskaboy> I CHanged the comic because um I have FRIends!! YES Hi friends! (hi! someone else: oh hi! nice comics!) yes an they look at the comics!! why i am taking it down!! BEtter make up some FRIEND NAMES incase they want details! billy says punkrockskaboy is the coolest..no.. STEVEN says punkrock- no .. DAVId yeah DAVID says..

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KRamer and the boink33!! I Am glad to be seegin you!!!!

KRamer!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

HEllo the kramervkramer!! WHy the boinky33 good to be the seeing you!! ARe you seeing what I am holding? SAck of dimes to be hitting me over the head with?? NOpe! Sack of nickels! BONK! KA THUMP!

boinky33 and the kramervthekramers!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

Welly welly well KramervKramer good to be seeing you!! BOinky33!! Hello and hello!! Guess WHat this is I am the holding!!?? Is It BIG BLACK DILDO you COCK SLOBBERING FAG??? YES! BONK! KA-THUMP!

GET WELL SooN!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

KRAMervthekarmer oh hello!! BOinking33 oh many hellos!! Guess to be GUessing what this is I am the holding?? YOur last testicle that got ripped off by converyor belt at your working at DILDO LUBE JUICE FACTORY while jerking at the work station?? MAn does everyone know?? Pretty much yes yes they do.. I am opening the mouth I will make it feel better

COnstiple on patrol by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

BOinky33...FAG POLICE! ON PATROL!! DOo the doo dee doo HELOO!! is kramer!! BONK!! KA-THUMP

Boink33 likes harry belafonte???????? by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

GAYMO!... GAY-AY-AY-MO! Gaymo come and me crack his dome!

(this is the KIrby blowjob by the way, not showing up in the title:
[Click to view comic: ' (kirby blowjob)']
[Click to view comic: 'Falling for boinkY!!']

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Why did I change into an army outfit when I died?

I'm afraid of benn makk.

sub_m7 on the other hand is a putz.

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What others say about boorite!

yes, BeNN MaKK has that serial killer vibe going on.

its allright boorite by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

(SIT UP IN BED!!) GASP!! (SWEATING!!) HAd dream.. bad dream with BENN MAKK!!.. comin to get me!.. FEw pant pant WEll, just silly.. pant .. silly dream.. nO one on internet can hurt me.. pant .. go back to the sleep.. MEANWHILE

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I don't mean scared like that. I mean scared like when you start thinking that the ranting hobo outside the liquor store actually has a good point.

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oh boinky by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

CLICK What going on in here boorite?? Why lights off? WaAA! Turn them back off boinky!! CLICK the other way WEll ok What? What? WAAA!!!

Comin in the air tonight by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

MaN im leaving for some frappacinno youre all wacked out BENn MAkk cant find you and if he did he'd prolly kill you and not lock you in steamer trunk alive and feed you for months well bye TUrn off the light turn off the light turn off the light CLICK (SWEATING!!) (NERVOUS!!) (SWEATING!!) BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!! erk! (HEART ATTACK!!) GOd jesus god (TRYING TO BREATHE!!) erk (TRYING TO BREATHE!!)

oh lord by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

doo the doo dee doo (SHAKING!!) Man NOT the funny GET OUT dont want to be SEEING YOU and TURN OUT DAMN LIGHT !!! CLICK (DOOR CLOSING!!) (SHAKING!!) (LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW!!!) jesus jesus (SHAKING!!) THen he finds out its like SCREAM and there are TWO of us!! GIve me the boost into the back window

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