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Batman created by Bob Kane

my browser she is hosed
oh thats better
whatchoo looking at
santa porn?
isnt that redundant?
I mean
if youre into the "bear" scene
which i am
have you seen BigSexySanta.com yet?
id let him shank my rear with jingle-bells any old time
seen it? I practically own a controlling interest in it
see some friends and I once noticed something"weird" about a lot of internet porn
i love the article they have on there "It Was On A Christmas Night Dreary- Till The Cum Fiesta Started!"
most of it featured good looking guys and gals.
yes, go on
we said to ourselves, wheres the porn featuring big fat hairy old guys?
then we said this to each other.
thus, the bears scene
yes.
was started in your rec room\
* SafetyDon has joined #stripcreator
knotts?
yes the berars scene was started in my rec room
hi don
lemme quote my fave line from that santa site
we're celebrating the eroticization of santa claus
"He stood there, clad in only his furry red hat and a big black leather belt"
* SafetyDon is now known as SafetyDonkey
this person reminds me of wirthling
"I wore only a set of velvet reindeer horns and a muzzle"
* Talkative_Corpse shakes with pleasure.
get to the part about the "stocking"
youre referring to the tons of anal sex?
obviously.
"He had me pinned to the hooked rug, my feet kicking the tree-stand, making the colored lights jangle back and forth"
is it safe?
"i reached out to get a grip to steady myself, and my hand crushed through one of the large gifts wrapping"
"It was a new set of Angela Lansbury Collector's Buttplugs"
"'Ho, HO, HOOO-ahhhhh' I heard him calll from behind me"
"Suddenly, my crack was oozing with Santa Spray"
is that from "On Dancer?"
yes
my favorite
it just goes on like that for eleven more pages
only eleven?
single spaced
well, not counting the pictures that accompany it
* SafetyDonkey shudders
so much goo
that cant be safe
I was wearing a muzzle
i mean... He
safe enough
the tree-lights were pretty old though
coulda started an electrical fire
being so wet with man-fluid as they were
two kinds of unsafe there
probably more, lemme get my book...
can I see that book a minute?
* boorite sprays charcoal starter directly on burning coals
AAAGH!
what?
* SafetyDonkey pisses on the coals
you could have been seriously injured
* boorite gets in car and backs up with drivers door open
think of the children
this place isa deathtrap I'm going!
* SafetyDonkey has quit IRC (Quit: No reason specified)
hey theres something jamming up the sink disposal
* boorite reaches in

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Brilliant.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

[02:36] * tracijean has joined #stripcreator
[02:36] hello.

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www.bradsucks.net

*** Artemis is now known as Brb-temis
Man, I'm bored
This calls for some random violence.
That'll do
* BigEvilDead smashes Artemis' stuff.
Exxxcellent
Breaking things is fun
Smash smash smash.
*** mAAk (~user3570@template-26DEE1EA.rr.com) has joined channel #stripcreator
mAAk will save me from boredom
i KNOW IT
hello everyone.
DO EET!
have i told you how much i like encyclopedias?
well i do.
a lot.
NOOOOOO
i like how sometimes they are organized by letter
but sometimes
stop stop stop
they are organized phonetically
you're making it worse
and also
what?
and i think you KNOW IT
* BigEvilDead hits mAAk with a chair.
Smash smash smash.
* mAAk falls down bleeding
He's not moving.
This isn't very fun. :(
maybe set him on fire
Good idea.
Pee on him
Fetch me a lighter.
* brad fetches
huff puff
* brad returns with lighter
* brad hands it to dan
Excellent.
do it, man
* brad backs away
* BigEvilDead tries to set mAAk on fire.
* brad backs away some more
It's not working.
* mAAk lies on the floor, one leg kicking from reflex action, over and over
We need something else. Gasoline, perhaps.
*** You have been marked as being away.

Fetch me something flammable.
* mAAk dies a tragic hero
No! Don't die on me, mAAk!
* brad hands BigEvilDead a kleenex
We still need to set you on fire.
Build a pyre
That sounds a lot like work.
* mAAk withers away, leaving only a pair of rubby shoes
Well now what do we do?
* brad grabs the shoes and puts them on
la la la
look at me
look at me i'm mAAk
* brad dances around
* brad does a little soft shoe
*** mAAk is now known as mAkksUncle
Ha ha ha
EET DA MAAK
na na na
oh hello mAkksUncle
* brad dances around some more
* mAkksUncle slowly arms his Kolishnolov rifle
no! mAkksUncle!
sumones gonna pay for whats been dun here
don't shoot your nephews shoes!
* BigEvilDead ignites the keenex and throws it at mAAks Uncle.
im gonna keel me some brad
YAA
Run brad!
* brad runs away in mAAk's shoes
man these are great for runnin!
* mAkksUncle goes up in flames like tissue paper
EES LIKE I'M RUNNIN ON AIR!
NA NA NA
*** mAkksUncle is now known as mAAk
* brad takes off the shoes, lies down and goes to sleep
Zzzzz
* BigEvilDead puts on the shoes.
* mAAk injects battery acid into brad's veins
* BigEvilDead dances.
oh man what a rush
* brad gets all giddy
hee hee!
wait till it gets to the brain
* brad waits
tee hee!
this chocolate shake is too rich and chocolatey
* mAAk dies
here comes
dee long dong
I'm wondering if this is all just a hallucination brought on by lack of sleep
I'm afraid not.
*** BigEvilDead is now known as FrayedKnot
I have yet to decide whether that news is good or bad
*** chooby (~chooby@template-D6A80587.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #stripcreator
Chooby in the hizzouse!
Hey hey choober
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
CHOOOOOOOOBY
hey chooby
Oh dear
Man
Scotland must be a nice place if they're cracking down on turn signals.
The fact I had driven by the police earlier with neither hand on the steering wheel, giving the finger to some guys on the street didn't help.
lol
The breathaliser turned orange, meaning I had "some alcohol in my system".
They said "have you been drinking?"
I was like "since I was about 14".
dee dong
comin slowly towards dee face
you cannot escape!
* chooby averts dee dong.
dee dong, here she comes
NO
you canot
up against dee face
* chooby shows his "get out of dong free" card.
Tsk. nobody likes a smart arse
mashin up agains' you
rub rub rub
rubbin on you
AVERTED!
NO
ees on you now
rubbin
AVERTED!
on dee face
no
right on dee top of your head
A V E R T E D ! ! ! !
Not my head.
FLOP
Someone elses.
on dee head of chooby
I am anti-dong.
flop
right
on
Not dee chooby.
dee head
* chooby puts up his dong-umbrella
to dee left
fake left, go to dee right
you cannot escape
DOUBLE DONG ACTION
i cannot explain it
but two of dem
right on you
DMSO, I like your Harvey series.
Thanks
mAAk: Your dong tricks will not work on my tonight.
I am wearing my anti-dong spray.
AVERTED!
* chooby laughs in the face of dee dong.
as you laugh
it enters dee mouth
yes
WIP
right in
* chooby is wearing his anti-dong gum-shield
AVERTED!
That's a tricksy dong
Not tricksy enough.
SARS was started in Guangdong, China
dee dong
she is comin to get you
* FrayedKnot ignites a kleenex and tosses it at the dong.
*** mAAk is now known as BigEvilDan
I like dong on my face. Please put one there.
*** FrayedKnot is now known as mAAk
right here
* BigEvilDan points
please
I have no dong to put there.
any dong will do plz
on dee face
chop chop lez go
* chooby opens up a bag full of dongs.
:D
Who wants a dong?
ME ME
Get those away from me.
right
Come on, who wants it?
on
dee
I hate dongs.
face
me sir please
rub them all over me
* chooby tosses one carelessly into the air.
* mAAk jumps out of the way.
* BigEvilDan runs after it, trying to catch it on his tongue
* chooby throws the full sack of dongs into the air, then takes cover.
* chooby watches as it rains dongs.
yes YES
rain down
no NO
all over dee dan
So many dongs!
* BigEvilDan prances about like a ninny
* chooby laughs at the ninny, covering his mouth in case any stray dong flies in.
I, BigEvilDan, like dongs and am a Welshman.
* chooby is shocked.
I like the dongs, more specifically, on the face area.
I, mAAk, am dead.
* mAAk shoots himself.
Don't be shocked, my furry friend
* mAAk isn't wearing clean underwear.
:/
These recent mAAk-events have shocked us all
* chooby locks himself in an air-tight container.
That's right, dirty underwear!
We must make an effort to return to normalcy
* chooby suffocates
*** chooby is now known as dead_chooby
x(
*** BigEvilDan is now known as chooby
*** mAAk is now known as dirtymAAk
*** dirtymAAk is now known as BigEvilDan
* chooby puts all manner of cocks into his mouth
Why do I taste cock?
*** chooby is now known as mAAk
* mAAk shrugs
I uh know
then the webmaster took to stabbin
DO EET
with a spam dagger?
KILL THEM ALL
:O
no brad NO
yes brad YES
DO IT
Go Brad go
Stab stab stab stab stab
while youre stabbin
you could move all the tytekid threads to FGH
http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/listthreads.php?forum=7
can do
and stab them there
Stab stab stab stab stab
no no
i'm all stabbed out
im kinda sleppy
* dead_chooby slips his dead dong into mAAk's mouth as he yawns.
i got an email "From: Jodi Subject: I'm ready to cheat on my husband"
id better respond back and straighten her out
'Dear Jodi, no don't do it think of the children'
I must go but I will probably return one day.
*** Signoff: brad (Quit: )
* dead_chooby rots
*** dead_chooby has left #stripcreator
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hi there
hello
*** Signoff: mAAk (Quit: Leaving)
*** You are no longer marked as being away.

imissed so much

Much stabbing and dongs

and dancing

and a nice pair of shoes

and dongs

A whole bunch of dongs, yes

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

anyone know who DMSO is?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yes, I do.

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Dad was flammable

My future husband.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

If the answer's more complex than "He's this guy", then no.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

He fawned over 'Nate once.

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Dad was flammable

[16:52] Now to off that pesky "Jesus" character.
[16:53] * Jesus has joined #stripcreator
[16:53] Jesus!
[16:53] Not so fast!
[16:53] Come out come out wherever you ARE!
[16:53] I'm everywhere.
[16:53] * Artemis fires wildly
[16:53] did i get him?
[16:54] No you didn't.
[16:54] Now give me a hug.
[16:54] he must have one of those holograph things like in Total Recall.

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www.bradsucks.net

[16:42] i lost all my mp3s
[16:42] h8
[16:42] and my porn
[16:42] h8
[16:42] superh8
[16:42] yes
[16:42] SPEAKIGN OF PORN
[16:42] i have new porn
[16:43] leet porn
[16:43] i got like 4 videos now
[16:43] and that's all i have
[16:43] besides girls gone wild
[16:43] should i send?
[16:43] YES
[16:43] add to kollectin
[16:43] i will savre your day

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Batman created by Bob Kane

#stripcreator mAAx mAAc mAAq mAAk @Tobor
#stripcreator End of /NAMES command

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I just had cybersex in #stripcreator. Is that a first?

Please tell me it's not.

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...because I think I'm in *lurve*

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I love you jes! Now, i think we have a little announcement to make...

Emily Williams and Jessica Lawson are getting married!

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So you mean...I have 4 volumes of hot babe on chick action with me singing Barry White in the background?

Sweet.

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I'm tentatively setting the wedding date for next wednesday. Any objections, jes baby? It will of course be in #SC. Beautiful ceremony. Maybe a small reception afterward with a trivia bot in a side channel. Maybe you guys, too, will find the loves of your lives there! Start thinking about who you want as your best man, jes. I've got phreakychinchilla pinned as my maid of honor if she would just COME BAAACK...

continued coverage of the lawson-williams wedding as events develop.

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

oops, did i just say that out loud? ****blush****

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

And to think, I saw the whole thing...well, most of it. *shudder*

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I walked in on it and immediately exited pursued by a bear.

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What others say about boorite!

I haven't laughed so hard since Kajun posted that photo of him with a speech bubble coming out of his head.

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*** jes_l changed topic to "not.talking.about.chooby's.wang"
You sick of pulling his weight mAAk?
cos, I heard it's healthy.
you heard my wang is healthy?
oh sure, it'll talk to you..
My cat...
she is lazy.
Lazy lazy cat.
My fiance recently told me he walked around a party with
his wang hanging out when he was 17.
soudns liek the beginning of a children's book drchoob
That has greatly altered my view of him
So, it turns out Hitler is still alive.
no, wait, he's dead.
This book is getting better and better
but he only died like 10 years ago.
a: positively or negatively?
negatively
I used to do my paper-route with my wang out.
it was like 5 in the morning and the breeze was nice.
taking the dong for a walk
Go Commando
I think it be weird to look at your mate and say "Hey you we
re that person at the party."
He said that it was on a dare, but even still
That's sick
NOOOOOOOOOO
I have a friend who regularly has one ball hanging out of h
is trousers for a laugh.
He shot all that liquor
at any public event.
just one ball.
He just waits for you to notice.
It's like "so, you wanna go to the bar and get something to
.....aww dude....your ball is hanging out!"
you could get away with one in a crowded bar
are you saying you could steal a ball in a crowded bar?
i think the owner would notice
yes
I know I would.
I'm sorry, maybe it's just because of an incident that I had
to go through with a "flasher" two years ago
id be all like "ok ok, im going to close my eyes..and whoever
took my ball..just return it to my pocket..i wont be mad"
we got a lot of them at college
Someone flashed you on a web-cam 2 years ago?
I hear that kind of thing can be traumatic.
Emotionally scarring even.
No I was at a resturant
And this guy was totally sick
who me?
vomitting?
He even ejaculated into an aluminum foil ball and placed
it on my table
This makes me very angry
*** BigEvilDan has quit IRC (Quit: Off I go...)
i hear that works
uh oh you found dan out
See, it even sickened Dan
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tor
wait...
what?
Okay wait
This guy did what?
WHAT?
Is Dan Max?
He ejeculated into a what?
dan is the flasher
In the what?
WHAT?
You heard everything fine, chooby
He ejaculated aluminium?
Time to clock out. Toodles.
an aluminium ball?
*** mmyers (~user9729@template.90EEC391.4786661B.AA26462.IP)
has left #stripcreator
Bye mm
No, he had aluminum foil and he ejaculated into it and wra
ped it into a ball
what a loser
He just started spanking off in front of you?
He had a road atlas, and came over to ask for directions,
and when I tried to tell him where to go, he dropped the atlas, and.... w
ang
?
uh oh choob is taking notes
if it was in a restaurant why did no-one stop him?
I am a man of science.
that would have been the time to strike like a ninja
The manager called the police, and the girls were all esco
rted to a car
Surely he would have been ending himself for a while befo
re he came?
I'm not sure what the guys did to him while he was in the r
esturant
I'd have hurt him badly
*** boinky33 (~user7793@template.2919197D.2DED01CA.4981C4CE
.IP) has joined #stripcreator
hellooooo
I mean, wasn't there this long embarrasing couple of minut
es where he's just spanking off and you're just looking at him?
* jes_l calms down
Oh, hey boinky.
I wasn't looking at him.
I didn't know he was spanking it until Pricilla told me
boink
well, looking at the wang.
Couldn't you hear it?
man gundam wing is a fucked up show
Like a thousand bananas being peeled?
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
He was at a booth ajacent to Pricilla's
eh?
I was kind of by the concession area
And I was having a conversation
This should "#stripcreator is fun"
this should go in...
I didn't know what was going on until Pricilla ran to the ba
throom and locked herself in
I meant.
Woah.
everything I say should be up there

Oh, and I'm sorry about the smell in #stripcreator yesterday, after I.... uh...

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Anyone who was on my paper-route should probably just ignore that conversation.

chooby: I agree with the "it's what you do with it" theory...
chooby: you may have a huge cock...
chooby: but if you're not getting any action...
chooby: who gives a flying fuck?
chooby: "I have the potential to give a woman more pleasure than you"
mmyers: And that'd why I cry every night before I go to sleep
chooby: "yes, but I'm the one that's boning her!"
A_Chicka: Girls are turned off by guys who have huge penises
mmyers: Really?
A_Chicka: Unless they're whores, it hurts
brad: doctor chooby, professor of bone-ology
EmilyW: I second that
•chooby is now known as dr_choob

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."