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top 10 reasons why america sucks

10.john ashcroft
9.colin powell
8.alan greenspan
7.dick chaney
6.McDonalds
5.guns and roses(the band)
4.canada
3.martha stewart
2.reality T.V.
1.the root of all evil,GEORGE W. BUSH JR.!!!!

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Thank god someone said it! Well, I've never been to canada so I dont know about that, but I do know alot of cool people that live in canada

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Correction: We were never going out.

Fuckwad over there was just stalking me and MSpainting himself into pictures of me so it looks like he's giving me a blowjob.

It's true.
I have proof.

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Correction: We were never going out.

Fuckwad over there was just stalking me and MSpainting himself into pictures of me so it looks like he's giving me a blowjob.

It's true.
I have proof.

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That wasn't me. It was supposed to be Ewwwww.

Dragging us back on topic...

10. Shaft
9. Mystery Men
8. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
7. Get Carter
6. Car Wash
5. THX 1138
4. Aliens
3. Star Wars
2. Star Trek II - The Wrath of Khan
1. Trading Places

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Thank You Jes...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

10. Epidermis II: Wrath of the Salve
9. So I Married a NAMBLA Member
8. There's Something about Morey Amsterdam
7. Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Godzilla Vs. The Volcano
6. Citizen Crutch
5. Dr. Strangelumps, or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dermatitis
4. My Big Fat Greek Aunt with Halitosis
3. 69 Candles
2. A Relatively Disturbing Daydream on Birch Avenue
1. 101 Rotweilers

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

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10. Epidermis II: Wrath of the Salve
9. So I Married a NAMBLA Member
8. There's Something about Morey Amsterdam
7. Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Godzilla Vs. The Volcano
6. Citizen Crutch
5. Dr. Strangelumps, or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dermatitis
4. My Big Fat Greek Aunt with Halitosis
3. 69 Candles
2. A Relatively Disturbing Daydream on Birch Avenue
1. 101 Rotweilers

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What about Fart Wars Episode I: The Flatulent Menace, A Clockwork Smurf, and Lord of the Dance: The Two Tapshoes?

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

10. Almost Famous
9. Jackass the Movie
8. The Seven Samurai
7. They Were Eleven
6. Raise the Red Lantern
5. Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer
4. Princess Mononoke
3. End of Evangelion
2. Galaxy Express 999
1. The Royal Tenenbaums

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

top 10 people ive raped:

10. steve martin
9. donald rumsfeld
8. zerosignalone
7. avril lavigne
6. the little girl from the harry potter movies
5. tatu
4. the cast of big brother
3. anne frank
2. a japanese person
1. gong li

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

note that sodomy laws almost precluded my coupling with zerosignalone

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver