Sales: 101 by ragu4u 10-14-10

Rogaine works. I guarantee it. But you're still bald as a cue ball. I used it like aftershave, you dumbass. Oh, well in that case, sign me up!

Lovin that last one-good stuff

Highway Through the "Outer Limits" by ragu4u 10-14-10

Say, can I get a lift? No way. What you need is an ARM-ord car! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Wait a minute. Wasn't my LEFT arm cut off? HiYo, Silver...and away!

Is Corn A Buck An Ear? by ragu4u 10-15-10

Avast ye matey and gather me every Privateer ye can find. Aye, aye Captain. Arrrg! What?

Why They Kneel by ragu4u 10-15-10

OUCH! Hey go easy there. What seems to be the problem, sir? The glory hole in here is kinda brutal. Glory hole? Sir, this is an automated confessional. I suggest you confess your sins. I will but I still want to know what had a hold of my cock? Must gargle! Must gargle, NOW!

She Married Him For His Good Looks by ragu4u 10-16-10

Angie, Brad...what's this I hear about you two starring in Cameron's 3-D version of "Cleopatra"? I love the idea but, frankly, I don't think Brad is up to it. A dual role is always tricky. Dual role? What dual role? Yeah, honey...what dual role? Cleopatra's love interests. You know......Mark & Tony!

"Junk" Envy

Take a picture. It lasts longer.

by ragu4u, 10-16-10

Not All Hoarders Can Spell by ragu4u 10-16-10

Let's go, you sluts. Move it on into the corral.

A Death in Mayfield by ragu4u 10-17-10

Beaver, I have some bad news to tell you. Golly gee dad, what's up? Well son, your mother just passed away. It was horrible. Was she screwing Lumpy Rutherford's dad again? How did you ever come up with THAT idea? Eddie Haskel. Plus he told me she was an engineer who could really pull a train. Is that why she yelled "all aboard" when the mailman came?

Wally & the Beave by ragu4u 10-17-10

Wally, did you hear? Mom just died. Gee whiz Beaver, you're gonna go to hell for lying like that. Honest. Dad just said so. She wasn't...you know......with Lumpy's dad, was she? Eddie says she was. He said she was sucking a golf ball out of his garden hose, or something like that. Beave.....I been meaning to tell you about that pearl necklace of hers.

Haskell the Rascal by ragu4u 10-17-10

I'm sorry to hear about the little woman, Mr. Cleaver, sir. Why thank you, Eddie. She always spoke nicely of you. She did? Even on the times I couldn't cum? Come where, Eddie? Did she ask you to take her shopping in town much? You bet, sir. In fact, I can honestly say, we went to town together on many occassions. No wonder she was sorry when you weren't able to come.

Tea Time by ragu4u 10-17-10

Gort, Klaatu Barada, Nikto. Ahem! GORT, KLAATU BARADA, NIKTO!!!!!   ?   Stupid alien. Immigrants ought to learn our language.

No Speeky de Englaze? by ragu4u 10-18-10

With the German Chancellor Now listen up here, all you lazy assed, unproductive Muslims.   ?   If you wanna live here, you're gonna have to learn our language and customs. So if you don't like it, you know what you had better do, right? Uh huh! Verdammt Auslander! Allahu Akbar!

Kids Hear EVERYTHING by ragu4u 10-18-10

Look at how hot Sharon Stone still is at 52. That bikini barely covers that beaver of hers. What's your dad and Uncle Mike up to, honey? They're in the rumpus room watching "Leave it to Beaver", I think.

The Dweeb Learns Self Defense by ragu4u 10-18-10

And then you give them a quick side-kick to the throat. But.... Jus t do what I say. It's sure to drop them. But... For god's sake...BUT WHAT? I'm not much of a kicker.

Too Much Spare Time by ragu4u 10-19-10

Vexing. Very vexing. There is a mysterious lull in "Stripcreator" activity. Other people have lives & jobs, fool! They have whats & whats? *IGNORE*

Too Much Spare Time Pt.2 by ragu4u 10-19-10

C'mon, don't be like that. I have no friends and now, even YOU, ignore me? Maybe if you stop with the constant porn, you'll have friends. He's just jealous that he doesn't have porn. I'll fix that. *IGNORE* Oooh, let me lick that big hard drive, baby. Yeah, yeah then I'll jam up your USB port till ya short out, bitch!!!

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow by ragu4u 10-19-10

Hi honey. I'm home. What did you drag in the door, Ralph? Oh, this? It's nuthin but a tool. A tool for makin what? Hey, you ain't Ralph. Hossenfeffer, lady. Hossenfeffer! Urgh...

Goodbye Mr. C by ragu4u 10-19-10

Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days. Thursday, Fri...... Hey Fonz, Mr. C. died today! WHOA!! Sunday, Monday, shitty days. Tuesday, Wednesday, shitty days. Thursday, Fri shitty...... It's the Fonz. I'll take what I can get.

Sure Lee, You Jest by ragu4u 10-19-10

Lee, I hear FOX is coming out with a new reality show at a nudist colony. Oh, I'd most certainly watch it just to see the hot babes. You sure, Lee? Oh yes...quite often. Damn. I just lost $50.00 What?

Ripped From Today's Headlines by ragu4u 10-20-10

Toll Road...New Jersey Toll today is $500, round trip, sucka! That's preposterous! Pay it or turn your cracker ass around, bitch! I'm reporting you! So what? This job only pays a stinking $363,454.00 a year, anyway!

Pvt. Corksucker by ragu4u 10-20-10

Recruiting Office So you're openly gay & you still want to sign up, huh ? The thrill is making me tingle all over. Will I be a hair-stylist 1st class, right away? Not right away, soldier, but until then, we've got a job to keep you dashing as ever. How splendid. 7 days later... We're using live ammo, Pvt. Corksucker, so you had better dash left & right a little quicker. I believe I've soiled my Ferragamo's, sir.

Double Dipping by ragu4u 10-20-10

Hey, stick that banana back where you found it. There...ya happy? Oooohhhhh baby, am I!! Don't forget to let me know when you're through with it. You sick, degenerate, perv!

Boy.."Oh BOY"

Johnny Sheffield has died at age 79. Wah,awah, awah,awah,awah,awah.

by ragu4u, 10-21-10

Another.."Ripped From the Headlines" by ragu4u 10-21-10

On a flight from Kinshasha... Please, calm down everyone. There is NO crocodile loose on this plane. Wanna bet? Damn! Tell me about it...