Damn it, I almost made it to the 1,000th post!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

This one freaks me out.

Camel! The other fucking sick chunk of meat.

Judge submits to the will of Bondage Barbie. And well he should!

Jesus's second-coming and his subsequent kung fu battle with vampires -- in Salt Lake City, Utah.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

There are sicker people than me inside the royal household.

My Fawn got butch

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

There are sicker people than Spankling!

Not really, but it's still a good link.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

There are sicker people than Spankling!

Not really, but it's still a good link.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

He shot Andy's maw!

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What others say about boorite!

Touch your sack, not Iraq!

Or you could abuse shopping carts instead.

Straight talk from Jesus.

Sample
"The next time some preacher says that I want him to collect money to spread my message to the savages on the Amazon, you can give him a kick in the balls and there'll be no afterlife penalty, I swear to me!"

And here we have Mini Every Fuckhead on the Planet.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Anal impalement cures kids of witchcraft

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Coming next fall from the WB:
Tobor: The Witch Slayer!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Kaufman must be proud

And the lord said hang your old butt out in front of the young and make them fear the word of god!

I hope he takes them for every cent they have. -Spank Lee

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dave Kelly does a "Jack Chick" comic.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Fellowship of the Peeps

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Maybe this should go in the Fights Go Here forum...

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

If anyone hasn't seen it, it's worth a look. I just saw some of their works at the latest Spike and Mike's Animation Festival, and I highly recommend the Al Quaeda recruitment video, and the Happy Tree Friends, just for the theme song.

Oh, and buttonmen.com's working again.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

"If you want to find out why I would use this on someone, please don't hesitate to ask," she said, holding up an enema kit with a mischievous grin on her face.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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If anyone hasn't seen it, it's worth a look. I just saw some of their works at the latest Spike and Mike's Animation Festival, and I highly recommend the Al Quaeda recruitment video, and the Happy Tree Friends, just for the theme song.

Oh, and buttonmen.com's working again.

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Zeitgeist Cafe

If sperm tasted as good as the coffee in this place I would suck dick all day.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That coffe was so good I almost forgot these.

Full Color colon scans!

The shroud of Mickey?

BOOM! Jagger takes a fall.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dick Pianist.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Thanks dcom, thanks a lot.

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Dad was flammable

This is a trailer for Seinfeld's new movie. It features that guy who does all the movie trailer voiceovers and is way funny.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That is quite excellent.

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Dad was flammable

In an outpost...

No.

...on the edge of space!

There's no space.

A girl!

No.

Two girls.

No!

Now...

No.

More than ever...

Stop it.

A renegade cop.

I hate you.

A robot, renegade cop.

You're fired.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Muppet Show Tarot!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."