Chinese stone penis phallic symbol dragon

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Check this page out to see the Blowjob Training Lollypop in action.

Here's the official site.

Damn, none of the images work on that first link.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Pee Ball

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Check out the Purple Pussy music video! I highly recommend it, right down to its repetitious use of the word penis.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

America stands commited to further destruction=FUN!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Not mine.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

More pussies in a music videos.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Perhaps some of you have seen this before, but I still reckon it's worth a post. It's real excerpts from the Queen Mother's book of remembrance.

I think my favourite is by E. Gorman of Derbyshire.

Wirthling's love story revealed

I'm gonna hurl

That's not the way to dangle a baby!

Better than football on Thanksgiving!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Perhaps some of you have seen this before, but I still reckon it's worth a post. It's real excerpts from the Queen Mother's book of remembrance.

I think my favourite is by E. Gorman of Derbyshire.

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Say no more. Say no more.

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What others say about boorite!

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Perhaps some of you have seen this before, but I still reckon it's worth a post. It's real excerpts from the Queen Mother's book of remembrance.

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Some of you still aren't back here yet!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

No, I've been here. The play test is still open and they're shipping cds for free at this link, if anyone else wants to join me. :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

US marijuana laws blow smoke up my ass.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Now introducing the Man Juice diet!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

OOh ooh..must feed SIMS addiction...will be downloading...cd on way....mmmmm

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Fake penis pushing illegal in Texas. Is w really that insecure?

I'm not dead yet!

Stuck for holiday gift ideas?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

OOh ooh..must feed SIMS addiction...will be downloading...cd on way....mmmmm

I'm LadyJ II in Alphaville. Or at least, I will be until the server wipe in a couple weeks or so, at which point I'll start my Sim up as LadyJ again.

Participants in the Founders Program will get a week or two head start on development before the general public has access. That'll be cool :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

A sign that you're using your computer too much: "My penis is burning!"

A what would a gay computer fetish be called, Homo-Maca-philia?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I could be wrong, but I think in some necks of the woods, it is illegal to sell them. Or maybe just the realistic ones. I'm pretty sure I read something to that effect a while back, but it was long ago.

However, there is a store damn near within walking distance of my apartment offering a wide variety of them. A big store. Called "Eros." A cop would have to be pretty fuckin' thick to not catch that, and it's been there for years, so. I guess as long as the dildos are not right there in the window for God and everyone to see, nobody seems to mind.

And, hell, if they do start cracking down on 'em, there's always Blowfish.

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Good to know

PowerPoint presentation goes wrong

"Some very strange things have happened at the precise spot where I'm sitting. It is here that a visitor was accosted by a roaring but nearly invisible creature, something akin to the Predator of movie fame. It is here that a Ph.D. physicist reported that his mind was invaded, literally taken over, by some sort of hostile intelligence that warned him that he was not welcome. It is here that an entire team of researchers watched in awe as a bright door or portal opened up in the darkness and a large humanoid creature crawled out before quickly vanishing. And it is here that several animals--cattle and dogs--were mutilated, obliterated or simply disappeared."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Some very strange things have happened at the precise spot where I'm sitting. [url=http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2002/MERC-Nov-21-Thu-2002/20095845.html

Dude, that's the National Institute of Discovery Science. I applied for a job there as a pathologist for their cattle mutilation project!!!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

We've all seen the site where you can Rate a Rack. But now you can Rate some Pussy too!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."