poor bastard
if you're like me , you're an ancient deep-sea animal.
i'm a marine ape
yay! we can mate!
not till i see a ring on this finger, mister
why buy the marine ape if you can get the marine ape milk for free
lolz

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cocks cocks cocks! it's all too much, i tell you!
sausage fest
i'm drowning in a sea of cock!
marooned on cock island!
stowing away on the good ship S.S. Cocksalot
yeah, in the poop deck
i hide in there.
from all the cocks!
* uncool has joined #stripcreator
hdb?
cocks?
hdb!
not quite what i was looking for but it's s'adight
hide 'da bomb?!?
he's da bizzle?
hide da bong
lewzzl
yeah, you'd better
i've been smokin my shit outta it fo' hours foo
cause the cock police are coming
WOOWOOOWOOO
hear that?
it's the cock siren
you need to get your mind off the cock
people don't believe me when i say the cock police exist
they do!
i have pictures!!
those are playgirl magazines
oh crap, i've said too much!

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reading my comics
yeah.
that'll make you extremely gay
it made me feel like shopping for a window treatment
gay beyond all gay
and that's just from thinking about it
most likely
thats why you should stay away from them
i'll heed your advice, oh wise one
i bought track lighting
oh god!
and met Steve
it's happening!
i bought track lightning
* uncool has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
zapped
omg, teh faggster bought track lighting and then left to go pump some dude in the rear
omg lamezor
you know what we should do?
??
we should go watch him and stroke our cocks while watching!
oh my god!
that will teach him!
and then we could rub them with oil and then rub them against each other?
two cocks! for justice!
exactly!
it's our sworn duty!
YES!

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the IRC thread is filling up quickly.
^-^
or some other stupid girlie thing
that means, 'i eat cock'
or 'cocks taste like candy'
or 'boy, that cock looks delicious, may i try some?'
you are teh faggzor
what do you mean??!?
you partake in faggery
what?!?!?
how could you say that about me?
because you keep AIMing me asking to cyber
not true! not true! that is not me
wait. is the screenname "love2lickdongs247"?
cause if it is, then that's totally me.
yup
and your away message is "it's me, finn34"
OMG. that's YOU!??!
HardCocksMcHumpsALot?
on the mike!
in the flesh!
literally
wow.
to both
i never knew
neither did Mike
he never saw me coming
*rimshot*

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[18:29] ewwww i hate penis because im lame
[18:29] boobs!
[18:29] i wont show you my boobs
[18:29] dongs are fun!
[18:29] shit
[18:29] boobs are more fun!
[18:29] no you cant see them.
[18:29] HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
[18:29] CALL THE POLICE
[18:29] only my boyfriend can see my boobs
[18:29] SHES LOCKED ME UP IN HER CLOST
[18:29] shut up bitch!!!
[18:29] get back in there!!!
[18:29] AND SHOWS ME HER TITS :(
[18:29] IM GOING BLIND!
[18:30] * bltsandwich shoves her boyfriend back into the closet after showing him her titties.
[18:30] * bltsandwichsbf muffled sobs

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that is not right....and very cruel, dickhead.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

There you are!

Show us your tits!

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What others say about boorite!

no crueler than the "ode to bltsandwich" thread...

it's people making a joke on TEH INTARWEB

get over yourself and just accept that it's funny.

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It's not funny! It's fucking hillarious.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It's stupid and sounds like something my 10 year old cousin would do.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

It's stupid and sounds like something my 10 year old cousin would do.

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Your cousin has a filthy mouth for his age. You should be very proud.

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It's stupid and sounds like something my 10 year old cousin would do.

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Your cousin has a filthy mouth for his age. You should be very proud.

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Don't be talking bout my cousin.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

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Batman created by Bob Kane

What about the dinosaur?
Gee, you should have been there for that
damn dinosaurs
holy crap... fog in the desert
:O
Look out! There could be dinosaurs in there!
plenty of mastodons, but no dinosaurs

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You brought up the topic, moron. Here's an idea: if you don't want us to talk about your relatives, don't bring them up in conversation.

Not the sharpest scalpel on the operating theatre, are you?

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This is a thread for posting fun conversations that you have in #stripcreator. You all have a specific thread to argue with bltsandwich17 in the Fights Go Here forum.

I suggest your fight goes there.

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Dad was flammable

Sorry sir.

*blush*

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This is a thread for posting fun conversations that you have in #stripcreator. You all have a specific thread to argue with bltsandwich17 in the Fights Go Here forum.

I suggest your fight goes there.

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for realzies

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Kajun: I don't understand this site, why would some guy charge you to download movie clips of him hunting the Moro Islamic Liberation Front?
damngino: hah
choady: haha
choady: did i show you that link on the state dept site?
Kajun: dunno
choady: oh, it looks like its been updatated
choady: For years the MILF operated openly across large swathes of Mindanao.
choady: But although the MILF has experience overseas, Mr Murad insisted that their struggle was purely a domestic one.
Kajun: "The area is called by the MILF Bangsamoro and covers southern portion of Mindanao"
choady: The MILF does not deny that it has welcomed foreign visitors to its camps in the past. But its leaders say it has nothing to do with JI or al-Qaeda.
Kajun: lewl, Bangsamoro
choady: The Philippines government has taken a more hardline approach to the MILF.

Cuntastic
http://www.users.qwest.net/~mannylee/pictures/cunter.txt

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Just in case anyone was interested, in that EPIC conversation the word "cunt" was used 393 times.

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blue: go skins!
phreakyeat: hello.
choady: so you're for skins blue?
blue: yyyyyyyyyyes
choady: try not to squeeze it so hard

choady: i hate how courtroom drama movies are always in dark courtrooms
choady: if anything, real courts have too much light
damngino: and too much body odor
damngino: the guilty tend to sweat
Kajun: yeah, too much light
Kajun: you can't hide at the back
Kajun: and the witnesses always recognise you

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"you have problems accepting the opinions of others and your elitist behaviour is only to make up for your own personal failures"
"that's not me at all, astrology sucks!"
hah
or they'll tell you negative stuff but give it a positive bent
"you're shy, but that just means you'll attract the overly outgoing libra" or something like that.
"you are forgetful, but you mean well"
haha
"You can't screw worht a damn, but that's not for lack of trying"

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

•Nu-Jak has left #stripcreator
Kajun: Nu-Jak, NO!
damngino: don't blow a gasket
damngino: he saved the entire platoon
Kajun: he never surrendered
Kajun: NEVER!
•damngino breaks down crying
damngino: he'd have wanted me to be strong
damngino: that's the kind of guy he was
damngino: also a flaming racist and homophobe
damngino: but that just made him all the more endearing
Kajun: yeah
Kajun: and how he made it into the service without any legs I'll never know
damngino: come to think of it, maybe he didn't throw himself on that grenade, maybe he just couldn't scoot away in time
Kajun: well, it was HIS grenade
damngino: he always did throw like a girl
Kajun: and one time he actually threw a girl
damngino: in his defense, she did call him Scooter
Kajun: that's what IRC is for, talking complete bollocks
damngino: and getting linked to boobies

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This isn't #stripcreator, but it involves me and boorite. Boorite did most of the work. I was merely content with mocking this guy's manhood and grasp of english.

Oh yeah, boorite said he ripped the Mosnters of Texas Rodeo off Something Awful, but the rest is his original works.

[17:11] redouanechaf: how are you
[17:11] *** Auto-response sent to redouanechaf: I am currently idle.
[17:12] redouanechaf: ok
[17:13] redouanechaf: u are usaeiy in this time
[17:14] redouanechaf: u are connecting in this time
[17:14] sarasvatikat: who are you?
[17:15] redouanechaf: am redouane
[17:16] sarasvatikat: that means nothing to me
[17:17] redouanechaf: why
[17:18] sarasvatikat: because i don';t know who you are
[17:19] redouanechaf: am a moroccain man my age is 28
[17:19] redouanechaf: am sportman
[17:20] redouanechaf: who loves womens more than all thing
[17:25] sarasvatikat: I am in the Monsters of Texas Rodeo

(this is where boorite takes over)

[17:25] sarasvatikat: I push the cows down a chute
[17:26] sarasvatikat: with a diesel tractor
[17:27] sarasvatikat: they moo a lot but they go down the chute alright
[17:28] redouanechaf: so u have got a horses
[17:28] sarasvatikat: no, a tractor
[17:29] redouanechaf: so u are a good driver
[17:29] sarasvatikat: I push the cows down a chute into the arena where the cowboys can hit them with fence posts
[17:29] sarasvatikat: they spray paint the cows in the face for extra points
[17:31] sarasvatikat: have you ever been attacked by a blind cow?
[17:32] redouanechaf: my english is not good so u should be simple words
[17:32] redouanechaf: never
[17:32] sarasvatikat: do you know what a cow is?
[17:32] sarasvatikat: oh ok
[17:32] redouanechaf: but hors yes
[17:32] sarasvatikat: they can get pretty meant when you throw paint in their face lol
[17:32] sarasvatikat: mean*
[17:33] redouanechaf: no comment
[17:34] sarasvatikat: youre not one of those animal rights people I hope
[17:35] sarasvatikat: the animal rights people dont like our rodeo
[17:35] redouanechaf: you know only the rodeo
[17:36] sarasvatikat: also prairie fishing
[17:36] sarasvatikat: that's where we hook a gopher or something and try to reel him into the boat
[17:37] sarasvatikat: (the "boat" is really a pickup truck)
[17:37] redouanechaf: there is no pic to u in ur profile
[17:37] sarasvatikat: I tell you what, those gophers can fight
[17:38] sarasvatikat: no pic?
[17:38] redouanechaf: why
[17:38] sarasvatikat: because I'm a very large woman
[17:38] sarasvatikat: I wrestle cows, remember?
[17:39] sarasvatikat: I enjoy nude lesbian mud wrestling
[17:39] redouanechaf: there is no problem
[17:39] sarasvatikat: damn right there isnt
[17:39] sarasvatikat: it is good money
[17:39] redouanechaf: ama trainer
[17:40] sarasvatikat: do you train cows?
[17:40] sarasvatikat: we had a cow that could ride a tricycle
[17:40] redouanechaf: no womens
[17:40] sarasvatikat: do you train them to wrestle cows?
[17:41] redouanechaf: how she is her look
[17:42] sarasvatikat: well, i must be going now. i have to get up at 3am and ride this bull. he needs a woman to tame him.