Frog eating surrender monkey?
I lead The Free Republic of Mother Earth
The Free Republic of Mother Earth is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Crime is well under control. Mother Earth's national animal is the house cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the plankton.
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet