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Dear sebra,
After seeing this thread consistently stay at the top of RMDC for the last eight months, I've come to a simple conclusion:
I hope you die a slow, excrutiatingly painful death. Nothing quick. I hope your death is VD-related. Not AIDS; that's too cliche. I hope you die of syphillis. Or better yet, I hope you get herpes so bad you literally scratch your needle-dick off, and subsequently die from blood-loss. Then your parents find you with your pants around your ankles, bleeding profusely from your disease-ridden cock. Your mom cries, but your dad just shakes his head at what a disappointment you've been. Your death should be ultra-humiliating, something that snags you a Darwin award. Nothing less will do. After you're dead, I hope every sick fuck in the country flocks to your grave so they can use your skull as a bathroom AND a cum-rag. I hope maggots and rats feast on your eyeballs, creating ideal orifices for the penises of a thousand obese necrophiliacs. I hope a grave-robber mistakes you for someone important down the line, desecrates your grave and scatters your cum-stained bones all over the place without bothering to rebury you. Then I hope some reanimated skeletons use your ribs as a xylophone just like in those old 'Disney' shorts. Then out of nowhere, some confused F16 pilot mistakes your grave-site for an insurgent's hideout and drops two 500 pound bombs on your remains, completely incinerating whatever was left. The End.
Some people will say I'm exaggerating. I'm not! That's honestly what I want to have happen to you; nothing more. Nothing less.
ok, thnx, have a nice day :-)
Inflatable_Man.
well i hope u die by getting traped in the woods and a bear east you
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whats up i am sebra 139