Clothes Make the Man? by ragu4u 11-17-10

Did wearing that outfit make you a queer or were you queer from the get-go? First tell me what made YOU a smart ass little shit bum. Getting ass raped by a fruit in white spandex, that's what. Oh ...I see where this is going. Do you? I'll have you know this is a pure cotton "tighty whitey", buddy.

Clothes Make the Man? by ragu4u 11-17-10

Did wearing that outfit make you a queer or were you queer from the get-go? First tell me what made YOU a smart ass little shit bum. Getting ass raped by a fruit in white spandex, that's what. Oh ...I see where this is going. Do you? I'll have you know this is a pure cotton "tighty whitey", buddy.

His Big "15 Minutes" by ragu4u 11-18-10

Are those the names of the excommunicated pedophile priests? Why yes. Worried that YOUR name may be on it? Worried? Absoulutely not. I just hope Bill O'Rielly can pronounce it correctly.

Goals by ragu4u 11-18-10

Hey kid. You got the look. Wanna go to Hollywood? Are you one of them predators in the porn business? No way! ME? Absolutely NOT! Then scram!

Trivia

Middle name of guy on right? I may not be no cowboy but I AM one hell of a stud! You get me to Florida, ya big dumb cowboy, you!

by ragu4u, 11-19-10

The Gay "Blade" by ragu4u 11-19-10

The Year 2040 Yeah, I'm Wesley Snipes. What about it? Weren't you only supposed to do three years for tax evasion? Years don't mean nothin to a half man, half vampire. Ask my cellmate. You mean your "Blade" character was REAL? You bet, he's real, but all that leather he wore was tacky. I much prefer my classic silks. Damnit Drac, he asked about Blade. Ixnay on the gay talk!

Love Letters by ragu4u 11-20-10

Hey over there...where ya been? Mailing a fan letter to Bristol Palin. Is that white powder all over you? WHAT white powder?

Clint Eastwood: The Early Years by ragu4u 11-20-10

Rollin, rollin, rollin...keep them doggies rollin. Keep them doggies rollin, RAWHIDE! Through rain & wind & weather...hell bent for leather, wishin my gal was by my side... Head em up, move em out, move em out head em up, head em up, move em out RAWHIDE... Damnit Rowdy, I'm rollin as fast as I can!

From the Frying Pan..... by ragu4u 11-21-10

Sorry kid but before you can board the plane you have to be strip searched. Right out here in front of God and everybody? Absolutley not. You'll go into the room next door and a sensitive specialist will conduct the search. Father Joe? Peel off them "Speed Racer" sciveys, young fella.

What Goes Up.... by ragu4u 11-21-10

60's songstress, Joan Baez, fell from her treehouse today. That kinda thing can happen... ...when ya smoke your ladder!

Different Strokes by ragu4u 11-21-10

Say, what do you call 2000 fetuses tied in plastic bags at a Buddhist Temple? How totally terrible! You are such a PIG! Simmer down. I think it's terrible. too. What a waste. Couldn't they have, at least, used bio-degradable paper?

Truth Is Stranger Than Fact by ragu4u 11-21-10

Did you hear about that woman in Mineola, New York who had both legs amputated by mistake? Yeah. She was having a minor surgery when her legs got gangrene. She's in constant pain and will probably become drug addicted. So? She'll most likely sue em for millions and with that kinda cash she could "kick" the habit. hehe Nah. She hasn't got a leg to stand on. Now THAT'S just sick...jerkoff.

Points of View by ragu4u 11-22-10

At The Hideout St. Louis, Missouri named most dangerous city in the nation. Makes me damn proud! At The Police Station ... named most dangerous city in the nation. Makes me damn ashamed! At The Mortuary ...dangerous city in the nation. Makes me damn rich!

"Touch My Junk...Please!" by ragu4u 11-22-10

Gloria Alred, how did YOU feel about being patted down at airport security? Is that what that was? I wondered why you kept going back through. I gave him $500 for something he was going to do for free, anyway? So now you get your money back, right? Who cares about the money. I'm going to get my freebie.

The NEXT Generation by ragu4u 11-23-10

Just because I'm Charley Sheen doesn't mean all you hookers can sue me. Hey, I'm no hooker. Neither am I. I may be a porn star, but a hooker? A hooker? I'm insulted. Yoo hoo....COCK, yum yum, eat em up!

Snot a Bad Idea by ragu4u 11-23-10

Check for boogers before you eat it. Wha? Oh!

On Lump Or Two? by ragu4u 11-24-10

Ya hear about the newest dance craze? I'll bite. What is it? "The Bristol Stomp"! What a dick. I hope he swallows the tea bag.

Many Dollars, No Sense by ragu4u 11-24-10

China and Russia have quit using the dollar for bi-lateral trade. You trying to pick fight with Chen? I'm just sayin...your people don't trust our money. Should they? Well hell, most of the money we got came from THEM. Vely intelesting. Chen must ponder for suitable come-back.

God Helps Those Who... by ragu4u 11-24-10

Would someone care to give thanks? Why? Look at the table, Nimrod. We're outta here. Oh! The "Baptists" must have been here already.

Stag Party Security by ragu4u 11-24-10

Hey....Nice rack! Don't touch my junk!

ragu4u Returns From Holiday

I'm Baaaaak! Did ya miss me? #$%%$#@

by ragu4u, 11-27-10

Purple Heart by ragu4u 11-27-10

Barry! Your lip is injured. What happened? Michelle, would you believe someone threw a daggar at me and, with Ninja-like speed, I spun to saftey suffering only a flesh wound? Not really. I'll bet you stepped on the rake again, didn't ya? Damn Mexicans need to pick up their tools.

Goes Around, Comes Around by ragu4u 11-28-10

Now don't tell ANYONE. It's OUR little secret. You do know there's an outbreak of Gonorrhea here in Alaska? Of all the places I could have chosen to be a child molester... hehehe

R.I.P. Frank Drebin

Surely, we're all gonna miss you. Damnit...don't call me Shirley!

by ragu4u, 11-28-10

Smells Like Teen Tuna by ragu4u 11-28-10

Wally, do you think I'll ever get married? Sure, Beaver. In the year 2010 you'll find some TV Land groupie to tie the knot with ya. We won't have to kiss or nuthin, will we? Aw heck no, Beave. But Eddie Haskel said you're gonna have to eat some pussy. You wanna do WHAT to me? Eddie Haskel says if I wanna get married I HAVE TO!