I WONDER IF HES RELATED TO ME

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY WEEDLEWEEDLE J. PWEENS

Dancing naked in the street

Telemarketer threatens rape when woman refused to buy magazines

Pot is not a gateway drug Duh!

Total Nut Bag

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This thread is getting longer faster than IAACG. I bet it overtakes the other in a few weeks.

So guess it's not a question of joining team makk or team boinky, but whether you want to join Team Spankling or Team Billings!

For all things Barbie, I'm with the Spankmaster!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I don't normally do this for guys, but I bow to gabe. His is the king of threads. When I find geek shit, or need to know the true geek view that is the spot.

Baby Drop Game

Almost too much

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And most of this thread has been me talking to me. I'm glad for the recent company tho.

...human remains, two packed suitcases, a trowel and other equipment to make a wall, a rusted rifle and a bottle with a suicide note.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A pain that will linger.

Sex toys replace Tupperware. That's how I pack my lunch.

A sea oddity

What negative side effects?!?

I almost passed on this

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Rate my Cam!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I'm sure he meant 'kneel'. Anyhoo, he doesn't need to make excuses. People don't post to this thread 'cause it sucks. It's because it rocks. I keep meaning to stop posting to mine and just let it die its death. But it's hard to let go.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Toilet Gami?

JC Footwear

I had to post this.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That would go well on a T-shirt.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

That's an awful manly pose for such a young child.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Anyway, I don't know what has been posted so far so...

The Skeptic's Annotated Bible

and

Footnotes to History

and

How to Get to Antarctica.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

White Trash Xmas

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yes true believers, we now have more uses for the Cowboy than just discussing gravitons or protraying Bush!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

The first openly gay Marvel character had to be... The Rawhide Kid?

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

...brought to you by AstroGlide.

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What others say about boorite!

I started a Button Men tournament for StripCreator users. Join, you lazy bums! Log into the site and click the "Join Tournament" link in the menu.

There are only 8 slots in this tournament because I'm not sure we have the numbers for 16. If you want to join but the spaces are taken by the time you get there, let me know. We can start another one if there's enough interest. (On the other hand, please don't join if you're not going to remember to play. It's okay -- normal, even -- if you take a few days to finish a game, just be sure you do finish it.)

Note that this is a double elimination tournament, and games will be 2 rounds out of 3 rather than the usual 3 out of 5.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

A true story

[Click to view comic: 'One day in Trinidad...']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Button Men tournament is now underway! Logged-in users can monitor its progress at http://www.buttonmen.dhs.org/menu.fcgi?cmd=view_tourn&tourn=2805. Again, if you wanted to play but didn't join in time, speak up. I know there are a few BM players here who aren't in, and one or two people joined the tournament who I'm not sure have ever been to SC. (I don't have any control over the tournament once it begins.) So if there's interest, we can start another one, either after this one finishes, or concurrent with it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Hmm.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Honda? Real roboters have Harleys.

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What others say about boorite!

Hate missing that, but that's what being online for one hour a day gets me.

And until now, I didn't even know Drexle was a registered player.

Now, where'd Israphael go?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Notice it took a MAN to find and post this article on Stripcreator.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Something for the girl who has almost everything!

Or this...

I'm so sure...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm not sure what happened tonight. My guess is I just look a lot better to the opposite sex when I'm carrying a cheesecake. I stopped to pick up a cheesecake after work and no less than 4 women I would have killed for in my younger days engaged me in eye contact and played flirtatious mouth/eye games.

Maybe they were all near sighted... or there was a call girl convention in town or something. Or maybe there was a contest at the local college - who could pick up an aging business man and dessert the fastest.

Anyway, it felt good for a change.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet