I dunno, this one was funny

http://eyeofthemonkey.comicgenesis.com/d/20060303.html

But honestly, it's only because they were channeling the spirit of Gary Larson. I'm pretty sure that if he didn't draw that and publish it in the Far Side, then he drew it and decided it wasn't quite good enough to publish. I read a handfull of others and let's just say I feel mentally poorer for the experience.

Where in the hell did you find this?

Dan and Jeff are clearly students of the Matt Groening school of drawing. The humour is pretty lame though.

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Dad was flammable

WHAT THE FUCK!

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Poop.

I was looking through the Webcomic List's latest updated comics list. Spend an hour clicking through titles. See how many good ones you find. 95% are about anime vampire animals.

[19:30] paris hilton has herpes, nice
[19:31] i thought that was assumed
[19:31] when you assume...
[19:31] you get ass herpes

[18:32] but i'm actually not that big a drinker *gasp*
[18:33] a scotsman who doesn't drink! omg!
[18:33] no no no
[18:33] i do drink
[18:33] but just not that often
[18:33] yeah, but compared to what americans are led to believe, that's like being sober
[18:34] i'm not sure if i'm ever sober, i think due to evolution, all scottish people are slightly drunk everyday
[18:34] maybe you have a gland that naturally produces alcohol
[18:34] scotgland
[18:35] god i really want to name a gland that now

the cosby show is awesome!
*** m0oph (~Stripper@adsl-65-43-170-84.dsl.bcvloh.ameritech.net) has joined channel #stripcreator
I caught you a delicious cheese
:O
8-0
who are you stranger and how may i repay you?
Just some bloke.
I do this as a public cervix.
enjoy your cheese
.....
i luv u lesbian seagull.....
* m0oph nods
I think we all do.
wanna play 20 questions?
ill think of a something and you can try and guess it
8- /
I'll try
ok go ahead
cheese
im thinking of something
start guessing anytime
cheese?
ask questions
Is it cheese?
ill give you a yes or no and then guess when yur ready
Is it ... microbiotic diet suplpements?
no
Is it cheese?
yeah
woo!
2 questions...thats pretty awesome
I am teh win
* m0oph bows
* crabby blows
you reap what u sow my friend
* m0oph claps
'I can't sew
i once milked an emu
Those are cute
i once blind sided a mute
I once threw a pack of string cheese at Rod Hull and emu
On the snoot?
you threw string cheese at emo phillips?
Not immediately
what triggered it?
I think it was his alcks.. they made me start seizuring
slacks
I gota go do stuff
share her cheese
the
excuse me?
Be healthy and happy
:|
Pay the cheese forwards
* m0oph waves
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[16:45] * IvyThePlant changes topic to 'Powdered cumin mixed with lard or pork fat can be inserted as an anal suppository to disperse heat from the anus and stop itching.'
[16:45] i like your comic, crabby
[16:45] i lol'd
[16:45] yr comic is teh lewl
[16:45] yay
[16:46] i was going to make a tent comic, but my brain melted
[16:46] now I know where the expression "stick powdered cumin with lard or pork fat up your ass" comes from
[16:46] blame the egyptians
[16:46] cumin makes me sneeze
[16:46] out your ass
[16:46] so I wonder what it would do
[16:46] yeah
[16:46] i would think it would cause even more itching
[16:47] cum would be like anti itch ointment
[16:47] it contains alot of salt
[16:47] cures the wounds
[16:47] but it would burn
[16:48] at first...but then the itch would be gone
[16:48] FOREVER
[16:49] and then you'd have babies coming out your ass
[16:49] that reminds me, it'd be cool to go around fucking guys in the ass
[16:49] thats pretty butch
[16:49] ...
[16:49] yes
[16:49] no cuddling involved
[16:50] well that's the thing
[16:50] I would have to cuddle
[16:50] i need a big cuddle monkey to sleep next to me at night
[16:50] which is so gay.
[16:50] there you go
[16:50] you're both perfect for each other
[16:50] omq
[16:50] ....
[16:50] maybe we can make out all through chickas next wedding
[16:51] why wait?
[16:51] can the 3 of us move to utah and live like kings?
[16:52] why utah?
[16:52] so you can take the both of us as yur wives and we wont have to be punished for polygamy
[16:52] sounds fair
[16:53] choad can perform the ceremonies and chicka can make out during the whole thing

And here's an obligatory "out of context" quotefile.

[16:56] i agree with you crabby, cock is great

[17:01] i also like saying "cock"
[17:02] especially in front of my mother
[17:02] it scandalizes her
[17:02] i bet shes a sweet lady
[17:02] * IvyThePlant almost chokes to death from laughter

"Out of context" = fun

pumping my ass
all night
Im more than happy to let them fill away
Saves having to get up

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What others say about boorite!

Joins: Lucky has joined #stripcreator
Topic for #stripcreator is: Powdered cumin mixed with lard or pork fat can be inserted as an anal suppository to disperse heat from the anus and stop itching.
crabby: Hey Lucky!:D
Lucky: Hey crabby!
Lucky: What's with the anus cream?
crabby: excuse me?
Lucky: The topic is about some kind of pork/cum cream.
Lucky: For your anus.
crabby: oh, that was ivy
Lucky: That makes sense.
Lucky: I wonder what company would carry a cream like that.
Lucky: Maybe Fister Farms.
Lucky: Foster.
Lucky: Nevermind.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

GuerreroDelChoad: carry on my wayward son
mkilly: carry on my wayward choad, more like
GuerreroDelChoad: i'm not wayward
*** You have been disconnected. Mon Mar 20 18:48:08 2006.

I took scrapings of the SCers that I met and I am currently cloning them in my basement.
except Jes
his clone keeps choking on its own dick
Teh h4w.
wow he's limber
or hung
no, he cuts it off

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What others say about boorite!

[16:13] genital bruising due to excessive masturbation happens to all of us
[16:14] it sure does
[16:14] Well now we know.
[16:14] you had to
[16:14] it was for the greater good
[16:14] what if it happens to you?
[16:15] again?
[16:15] you need to know there's someone else out there
[16:15] someone who understands
[16:16] Hell, I don't understand.
[16:16] he beat his meat too hard
[16:16] Ah yes.
[16:18] domestic abuse
[16:18] his penis walked into a door
[16:19] That's not funny dude. Thousands of men's penii walk into doors every day.
[16:20] the real sad thing is, those penii think its their fault
[16:21] they shouldn't have talked back
[16:22] Come on, they were just asking if they could go out on Friday!
[16:22] Behind every good man, is a good penis
[16:23] oh sure, first it's "just go out on friday" and the next thing you know, they're wearing pants and wanting equal rights
[16:23] MY PENIS DEMANDS EQUAL RIGHTS!!!!!
[16:24] oh shit, oh shit, i think i just strangled my penis
[16:26] YOU BASTARD!
[16:26] I'm calling the Young Penis Anti-Abuse Alliance.
[16:27] its not my fault! It was looking at me all funny
[16:27] ready to pounce!
[16:28] :( You need to be more patient with your penis. In turn, your penis will love you.
[16:29] oh god, its dead! its gone stiff!
[16:29] QUICK! Apply firm but sensitive strokes!
[16:30] and what i can only assume is brain matter is leaking out of its head!
[16:30] If necessary, seek someone else to give it mouth to mouth!
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[17:01] I better go to bed for a wank.
[17:01] * Ray has quit IRC (Quit: The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind)
[17:02] * brad has quit IRC

oh god, i might have to write/record/sing a jingle for my advert
let me help
on one condition
I get to use the word "buttfucking"
and only the word "buttfucking"
well??
here's a sample of my lyrics for a song I call "Buttfucking"
buttfucking
buttfucking buttfucking buttfucking
buttfucking buttfucking?
buttfucking!
...
whaddya say?
it's buttfucking amazing
doesnt really fit in with the theme
oh
is the theme buttfucking?
sadly, no
otherwise i'd be ahead of the game
ah
that is a shame.
it has to be advertising the new "Saltire Centre"
now how is that not about buttfucking, I ask you?
Saltire Centre is not slang for Buttfucking
it will be.
once our adverts hit the airwaves.
i see
Imagine a world...
...in which everyone achieves their full educational potential, where academic and vocational achievement have equal value, and where learning by experience enables everyone to continue to develop their knowledge and skills throughout their life.
SOUNDS LIKE BUTTFUCKIN TO ME
then the song kicks in
what do you mean "why can't we have normal sex"
...
god
sorry
shut up
that wasn't supposed to go in here

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What others say about boorite!

[19:29] i know a lot about american states for a scot
[19:30] smart, sexy and scottish
[19:30] and we know nothing about scotland...except something about lager
[19:31] and what mel gibson told us
[19:31] lager generally comes from continental europe
[19:32] i cant think of any british lager, except Swan
[19:32] then i know nothing about scotland
[19:32] except kilts
[19:32] men in skirts, hot
[19:32] i wear mirrors on my shoes to look up kilts
[19:33] i would
[19:33] i would just walk about with a leaf blower
[19:33] i thought you blew cocks
[19:34] sex toys are fun
[19:35] boy toys are more fun
[19:35] i'm a young scot
[19:36] i'm gay
[19:36] lets elope
[19:36] i'll be scottish and you can be gay
[19:37] a queen and a queen's subject
[19:37] then you'd be a gay-lick
[19:37] i'm a teenager
[19:38] shh, adults are talking
[19:38] :(
[19:40] I'M SOOOOOOOO GAY
[19:40] I'M SOOOOOOO SCOTISH
[19:40] I'M SOOOOOOOO
[19:40] uh
[19:40] i'm to sexy for my kilt
[19:41] stop one-upping me
[19:41] choad will put one up you
[19:41] well, i am gay
[19:42] YESSSS... i got a call back from a GIRL
[19:42] looks like its more gonnorea for you
[19:42] search your feelings, you know our love to be true
[19:42] stop hitting on frank, he's mine
[19:42] I AM YOUR DADDY
[19:42] you're old enough
[19:43] i dont get older, i get better
[19:43] and more refined
[19:43] and sexy
[19:43] my penis gets bigger
[19:43] you sound like bunnerabb
[19:43] take that back
[19:44] what are you going to do if i dont? gay all over me?
[19:44] take it back!
[19:44] take it!
[19:44] TAKE IT ALL
[19:47] is that what your boyfriend says?
[19:48] i dont know, i dont speak german
[19:48] he sure does say something though

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[19:49] i need to do better than choad in life, guys
[19:49] he's gay and he's fucked more women than me
[19:50] * GuerreroDelChoad nods

Ivy missed this part, which preceded everything:

GuerreroDelChoad: here i am, the one that you love
The_Young_Scot: wait, you can't be me
*** You are now known as TheYoungScot.
TheYoungScot: yes i can
*** The_Young_Scot is now known as GuerreroDelChoad.

Masters of disguise, those two.

I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

That shit is fantastic.

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8===D

[16:53] * GuerrierDuChoad has left #stripcreator
[16:55] bye choad
[16:56] * The_Young_Scot has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
[16:56] bye tys
[16:56] * The_Young_Scot has joined #stripcreator
[16:56] hey tys
[16:56] yo
[16:57] choad leaves and tys enters
[16:57] this makes me suspicious
[16:57] like why you never see mild-mannered reporter clark kent and superman at the same time
[16:57] are you calling me super gay?
[16:58] with gay vision
[16:58] with the ability to leap tall buildings in a single prance
[16:58] shoot a white hot stream from my anus
[16:59] I'M WEARING A HAT

[Click to view comic: 'sneeze']

Look, you moron, this isn't a place to post comics. Do it in RMDC.

Dweeb.