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hey
hey
hows it going?
gd..
and u ?
hey..
pretty good
want u help me ?
hey
with what?
flood a fuckin channel ^^
why?
i dont wanna start a channel war man
i dont think SC is ready for it
U NEED TO SLOW DOWN HOMEBOY!!!!!!!
u there?
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lol
b00ns
gline me^^
it has begun
GLINE $ME!
rofl ?
NOW.
DO IT!
FUCK0R
gline me :S
oh god
not like this
please
gline me mf
not in front of the others
not in front of ChanServe
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weird
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im scared
WE DINT HAVE THE MAN POWER FOR THIS!!!!!
I have literally defecated in my pantaloons.
leave us be, we are a peaceful room
they just sit there......watching us
are they calling on more? is tthis the calm before the storm?
wait until you see the whites of their eyes
......
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i think they fell asleep
:|
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WE WON!!!!!!!!!!
fags
FCUK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
i was all ready to call upon knkx
to bring the motherfucking pain
hdb!
bring da ruckus

one of many many conversations revolving around the word "dong" or "cock" or "schlong" or "pecker" or....

quote:

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i bought a dong.
it was really cheap
$5
that is a good price on a dong
was it a new dong?
slightly used.
1 owner
i bought a certified used dong
LOLZ
@ U
i still have 15K on the warranty
that's still a lot of mileage.
you get a dong early in the model year, you get a lot of life out of it
you can't go wrong with a vintage dong, though. you may have to put a little more work in, but the reward is truly satisfying
i can't say enough about dongs
i prefer american dongs
or european
you can find some decent imports, sure
when you look hard enough, dongs are everywhere
i'm thinking of getting a new dong right now
i cant decide whether to trade my current one in or sell it myself
you can get a good deal selling your dong on ebay
a real money-maker, for sure.
my dong is really clean
and no blemishes
a spotless dong? no way.
yeah
amazing.
i think i just soiled myself.
i dont like poo on my dong
obviously.
that's the sign of a true dong connessioeur
hi finn
yo
me and choada are discussing dongs.
join us or die.

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[13:26] hello
[13:26] hi
[13:27] is it just me...
[13:27] or does the identity of the guy who shot Batman's parents change all the time?
[13:27] to suit the current story?
[13:29] yeah, once wasnt it the joker?
[13:29] then some random guy
[13:30] and i cant remember any more batman movies
[13:30] which is a good thing
[13:31] I saw one where it was Spiderman
[13:31] I'm sure they'll do a storyline at some point where batman must travel back in time and kill his own parents
[13:36] with his pantented "Parent Killing Spray"

[17:48] * ftc has joined #stripcreator
[17:49] i wonder if japanese people run in terror when they see that

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[00:43] hi crabby
[00:44] have you read the thread wherein it is revealed that youre my hero?
[00:46] oh
[00:47] id said "left"
[00:47] it
[00:47] duh
[00:47] boiy do I feel like a chump

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Poo perhaps?

I bet frank kisses hundreds of guys
i bet he doesnt have the courage to approach them so instead he just spends all day fantasizing about it
Using his aron carter poster for practice
he prefers nick carter, hes a chubby chaser
With "I want it that way" playing in the background
no, with ABBA gold in the background
netime
And apple scented candles burning
and while watching felecity on DVD
and weeping
:(
:D

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

shut up about my mom
* nick_nolte nods
NEVAH!
* boorite nods
anyone else in here ever fuck franks mom?
* boorite nods
* nick_nolte nods
if you have your entitled to a tax refund
yay
you can right off yur cum for donating it to charity
* boorite nods
and by charity i mean whores
THAT BARELY MAKES SENSE
barely?
or
BARELY?
* boorite shows self either naked and / or covered in sperm on the web
bearly
* nick_nolte nods
Barrow!
* boorite nods
ly
lie
* Sp0nk closes his browser
Good idea
* boorite closes his trousers
* nick_nolte nods
this isn't really going anywhere
* boorite nods
* nick_nolte nods
* IvyTheHousewife nods
* Sp0nk nods
* nick_nolte nods
* Jesus nods
* boorite nods
* nick_nolte nods

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What others say about boorite!

* boorite nods
* nick_nolte nods
* IvyTheHousewife nods
surveille shouldnt be a verb
unless it means "inserting a vintage vw beetle into the distended vagina of frank's mom"
...
its not funny unless hes here to read it
* boorite nods

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[19:07] TYS!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:08] * The_Young_Scot nods
[19:08] get him!
[19:08] * nick_nolte nods
[19:08] sieze him!!!!!!
[19:08] * boorite nods
[19:08] sieze my balls
[19:08] * boorite nods
[19:08] * IvyTheHousewife nods
[19:08] * nick_nolte nods
[19:09] * IvyTheHousewife http://www.the-promise.co.uk/Photos/Photo9/photo9.html
[19:10] ummmm
[19:10] Nods Graham
[19:11] http://home.cogeco.ca/~mansion/holder.jpg
[19:11] Noddy Holder
[19:11] yeah
[19:11] * Sp0nk feels tha noiz
[19:11] * nick_nolte e's
[19:13] * boorite feels the nadz
[19:16] * The_Young_Scot feels his nadz
[19:16] and they feel good
[19:16] * nick_nolte nods
[19:17] * boorite nods
[19:20] * nick_nolte goes off to eat pizza
[19:20] sieze him!!!!!!
[19:20] SIEZE HIM WITH MY BALLS
[19:20] AND A SIDE OF BBQ SAUCE
[19:21] ball-b-q sauce
[19:23] bring your own balls
[19:24] balls for hire
[19:24] have balls, will travel
[19:24] this balls on me
[19:25] here's looking at you balls
[19:25] bouncing baby balls
[19:25] quite frankly my dear, I just don't give a balls
[19:25] just balls it
[19:26] No Luke, I am your balls
[19:26] this is a tasty balls
[19:26] it was balls that killed the beast
[19:27] them rotor turbines won't generate balls themselves
[19:27] hahaha, balls!
[19:27] i pledge allegiance, to the balls...
[19:28] * boorite balls
[19:28] balls on a plane
[19:28] * boorite nods
[19:28] the names Balls, James Balls
[19:29] shaken, not balls
[19:29] MEAT EATING QUALITY!
[19:29] Balls-Mart
[19:29] beware the balls of march
[19:29] on your chin
[19:29] build me a balls worthy of mordor
[19:29] YOU SHALL NOT BALLS!
[19:30] indiana jones and the temple of balls
[19:32] the Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Balls
[19:32] Lord Of the Balls
[19:32] i like big balls and i cannot lie
[19:32] Star Balls
[19:32] X-Balls
[19:32] spiderballs
[19:33] Teenage Mutant Ninja Balls
[19:33] Biker Balls From Mars
[19:33] Mighty Morphin Power Balls
[19:33] PokeBalls
[19:33] Justice Balls Unlimited
[19:33] Batballs
[19:33] The Incredible Balls
[19:34] No more balls
[19:34] BALLS TO YOU MISTER
[19:34] Balls my ass
[19:34] k
[19:34] * boorite nods
[19:34] * The_Young_Scot balls his ass
[19:34] * boorite nods
[19:34] * boorite nods
[19:34] * The_Young_Scot nodgasms

did you find that abba song yet Dave?
nope.
I also need Abba's S.O.S. done by several other bands, but it's impossible to look up "S.O.S." in a search engine.
http://www.warnervideo.com/kmky/
does this help?
Do you work for Warner video or something?
it really helped me with DOWNLOADING ABBA COVERS a coupla months back, dave rabies
now, when I watch warner home video, i cant get that awesome flavor of KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU ELVIS COSTELLO ABBA COVER LIMEWIRE ALTERNATIVE out of my mouth

http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2006/02/21/sos-abba-cover/
does that help?
that guy might be willing to lt you download his music
not quite sure though
I would, but this is for my Hypnotron blog, and I'm pretty sure nobody knows who Brad is.
i dont know what Hypnotron is
does that balance it?

http://thehypnotron.blogspot.com
so?
ITS A COVER!
* Dave_Rabies shrugs.
It's not by a popular artist.
who fuckin cares who does the cover
well, I do.
oh
my bad

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

buttfucking
oh, maybe you didn't hear me i said
BUTTFUCKING
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How's it going?
hi chicka!!!
oh, i see
Hi smily!
its a god damned popularity contest
whatÅ› up?
It is?
well i've had enough!
There's a huge spider on my ceiling
But that's about it
i'm leaving and i'm not coming back!
don't try to stop me!
I'm not exactly "popular" scot
don't plead with me to stay!
don't tell me its all ok and that i'm really wanted!
...
don't remind me of the good times, the laughs we shared, the memories!
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I'm going to bed
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don't leave me....

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

The_Young_Scot: and the meek shall inherit A WORLD OF PAIN
The_Young_Scot: people don't like me greeting them with that phrase
Choadalamode: people dont like me greeting them by jiggling their boobs
The_Young_Scot: even the men?
Choadalamode: especially the men
Choadalamode: remember, this is america
Choadalamode: the men's boobs are even jigglier than the women's
The_Young_Scot: i was setting myself up for that line
The_Young_Scot: way to be a team player
Choadalamode: especially since the women have implants
Choadalamode: hey, i used to be one of those fat yanks
Choadalamode: but now i treat fatties like ex-smokers treat smokers
Choadalamode: "look at you and how disgusting you are"
Choadalamode: "how can you kill yourself like that?"
The_Young_Scot: whilst secretly longing to be like them
Choadalamode: NOOOO
Choadalamode: i dont obsess over my food and exercise daily for nothing
The_Young_Scot: ok
Choadalamode: although, i'm still fat by european standards
The_Young_Scot: i must be like non existant by american standards
Choadalamode: all foriegners are
The_Young_Scot: DAMN IT STOP STEALING MY LINES
Choadalamode: if we can't find you on a map, you don't matter
Choadalamode: you keep pitching me these softballs
Choadalamode: of course i'm going to hit them out of the park
The_Young_Scot: i thought you prefered hardballs?
Choadalamode: any ball is fine
The_Young_Scot: just one?
Choadalamode: if you've seen one, you've seen them both
The_Young_Scot: but your missing out on half!
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IvyTheHouseplant: guten tag
Choadalamode: hello, ivy
The_Young_Scot: jello
Choadalamode: i'm sucking the humour out of TYS
IvyTheHouseplant: through what orifice?
Choadalamode: his funny bone!
IvyTheHouseplant: funny boner
Choadalamode: really, it is pretty funny
The_Young_Scot: penis
Choadalamode: you should see it
The_Young_Scot: its the top hat
The_Young_Scot: always gets a laugh
Choadalamode: is that what they call a foreskin over there?
boorite: penis
boorite: !!!!!
boorite: penis
boorite: penis
boorite: penis
boorite: !!!!!
The_Young_Scot: BUTTFUCKING
boorite: !!!!!
boorite: yes!
IvyTheHouseplant: alien buttsecks
Choadalamode: boing
boorite: that 2
Choadalamode: i had illegal alien buttsex
Choadalamode: hehe...wetback
The_Young_Scot: HE DID IT AGAIN!
The_Young_Scot: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggrahahahabgara!
IvyTheHouseplant: ...
Choadalamode: this comic just isnt working
The_Young_Scot: well why dont i have an idea and you can do it before me?
Choadalamode: i try to make funny comics

[15:25] you all can stop calling for my tits now
[15:25] I thought it was the most excellent graphic ever created by ban or god
[15:25] man or god
[15:26] * Kajun has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 248 seconds)
[15:27] *pictures people calling out for tits much the same way people call for cats*
[15:27] "here titty titty!
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"No person having the least particle of Negro blood can hold the Priesthood" (Brigham Young)

I really hope you go away

If an individual who is entitled to the Priesthood marries a Negro, the Lord has decreed that only spirits who are not eligible for the Priesthood will come to that marriage as children. To intermarry with a Negro is to forfeit a "Nation of Priesthood holders"....

I'm saving this for posterity

and blackmail

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[18:26] Wow
[18:27] Just wow...
[18:27] Okay, I have to go now that I am dumbfounded
[18:27] See you later
[18:27] * Chicka has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
[18:27] i wonder what happened?
[18:28] our witty banter caused her to orgasm?
[18:28] its the only logical explanation
[18:29] * crabby nods
[18:32] it'll be ivy next
[18:32] i doubt it
[18:32] and that is why you fail
[18:32] ok
[18:34] just so you know
[18:34] you konw
[18:34] know
[18:34] * ftc cums
[18:34] * ftc goes
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[18:35] our conversation affected a guy?
[18:35] we must be bi-lingual
[18:35] that was you
[18:36] HI-O!
[18:37] i thought for sure that would have gotten boorite interested
[18:38] swords
[18:38] kitanas
[18:38] penis swords
[18:39] PENIS!!! SWORDS!!!
[18:39] I think he's dead
[18:41] or getting a blow job
[18:41] he could still type
[18:42] nah, he's a very focused man
[18:42] well he could mash the keyboard
[18:42] i just told you he's a focused man
[18:43] and yet you suggest he does more things to divert his attention from receiving a blow job
[18:43] what part of focus dont you understand?
[18:43] fo
[18:43] maybe he can dance a jig
[18:43] maybe he can send up a smoke signal that says lewl
[18:43] maybe he's ordering katans as we speak
[18:44] or maybe he's dead
[18:45] maybe
[18:45] maybe we're all dead
[18:45] but he could still type
[18:46] or mash the keyboard
[18:46] something

The name of this thread should be:

# stripcreator is dumb

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You're just mad because we didn't invite you.

[23:21] biped said #stripcreator is dumb
[23:21] biped is dumb
[23:21] hahahaha shake that off biped
[23:21] since when is anybody here using this on their MENSA app?

[13:28:50] damn, my hamstrings are tight
[13:28:59] and i dont mean that in an ebonics way

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Batman created by Bob Kane

* HC_ does the jedi mind trick on TYS
No, you haven't
pah! silly jedi
your mind tricks wont work on the scottish damn
I forgot that alcohol protects the mind from the Force
but alcohol can lead to hate, which can lead to violence
which are both awesome
that choke thing would be quite cool, hands free wanking
dude
that would be awesome
and this is why i could never be a jedi
you could cyber with someone and never stop typing
and if they say something stupid
you can murder them
with no fingerprints!
yup, no jedi training for me
according to the Star Wars roleplaying game, as long as you can see them, you can choke them
well i've got 20/20 vison and a short fuse but no force powers, :(
that's because you haven't drunk enough
or you're not coolio enough to be a jedi
darth vadorz
who's your daddy?
Dude. InterSith. D@rth V@d3r

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Wow, that's about as boring as mental masturbation gets.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Jesus: I wouldn't fuck a borg
TYS: resistance is futile
Jesus: I dont want to be ASS-IMULATED

Yay! Another post which adds nothing, thanks alot funnykid!

[21:38] so...who is good lately?
[21:38] other than what funnykid told me about that night he spent with crabby
[21:41] Isee god things coming from that fresh upstart crabby
[21:41] The kids got spunk
[21:42] And that new recruit choad is looking good in this season too
[21:42] i'll have to check them out
[21:42] these whippersnappers need guidance
[21:42] * Jesus tells kids to get off his lawn
[21:43] * LaVidaPlanta gets her walker
[21:44] * Its_Me_Choad takes Levitra
[21:45] * LaVidaPlanta picks up boorite's Enzyte prescription
[21:49] * Its_Me_Choad eats at Denny's before 4:30
[21:51] * LaVidaPlanta turns the thermostate to 86 and puts on a sweater in august
[21:51] HERE COMES
[21:52] DR TRAN
[21:53] * Its_Me_Choad hikes his pants up to his nipples
[21:55] * Its_Me_Choad remembers when haircuts, movie tickets, root beers, and Hershey bars all cost a nickel
[21:59] * LaVidaPlanta remembers when people had manners
[22:01] * boorite remembers stuff
[22:01] FUCK MARK CUBAN
[22:01] * LaVidaPlanta remembers when fucking mark cuban cost only a nickel

he thought maybe a gaggle, but not a slew
how about a quartet?
im recaping old wrestling shows, as an audition to become a free lance writer on the net
on PPV there's "Manhammer"
i am......
* crabby dramatic pauses
"A well-endowed lover pleasures women around the world"
* crabby waits for effect
MANHAMMER!
its killing me writing this out by hand
how was xmen, crabby?
i liked it
lots of fun action and it had some cut moments
when compared to the actual comics and if you really want to take it seriously, i can see how you might have your qualms, but i thought it was an enjoying 2 hours that i would see in the theaters again
yea, i liked the first two
and i never compare them to the comics...it just doesn't work
besides, if it was the comics they'd spend half the movie whining
i really liked the action sequeces