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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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The Free Republic of Mother Earth is progressing...

Civil Rights: World Benchmark
Economy: Basket Case
Political Freedoms: Excellent

(What a shocker.)

Location: the Pacific

The Free Republic of Mother Earth is a large, safe nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 26 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 44%, but much higher for the wealthy. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, the tenet of free speech is held dear, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and Mother Earth's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Mother Earth's national animal is the Dominatrix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the plankton.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-19-02 9:23pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Satan must be running Nestle

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-19-02 10:18pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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I hope they get every fucking penny. Maybe then the fat assed regime twats over there will get off of their fat asses and blow some of the foreign aid money on, lesse... hmmm, eh I dunno.... how about hungry Ethiopians? It would do alot more good than the war they're spending it on now. Ethiopians are starving, yes. The Ethiopian government people are eating three squares, folks. I hope Nestle's gets every fucking penny. I hope they get it in British Pounds Sterling with a bleeding apology note. I hope they fist fuck Isaias Afwerki live on CNN with no lube. Thank you.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

12-20-02 12:34am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Has that link for JG been posted anyway?

12-20-02 12:27pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Information Awareness Office Website Deletes Its Logo

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-20-02 11:17pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Too fucking true

Yeesh

I hit nothing but net - er - water!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-23-02 8:48pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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"Let's cut to the chase: Isn't this encouraging bestiality?"
"Some people think so. I really don't. To me, they're just interesting shapes for toys. They're something for people to experiment with, without actually crossing over into bestiality."

The anti-Barbie: Feral Cheryl

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-23-02 10:12pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Got 'em!

DO YOU FEAR WHAT I FEAR?

Spicy Barbie

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-24-02 7:46pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Baby fart

AntiChristian-Christians (Ann Arbor, MI chapter). Now that sounds like a fucked up bunch.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-25-02 9:25pm (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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It's your one-stop shop for everything evil.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

12-25-02 9:30pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Pregers Barbie banned!

http://news.lycos.com/news/story.asp?section=MyLycos&storyId=611364

Serves the slut right.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-27-02 5:43pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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How much for delivery?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-27-02 8:42pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Doctors remove fetus from baby

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-27-02 9:09pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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It's just what I wanted!

Fly Guy

Not one baby picture?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-28-02 8:18pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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That's odd. I just played fly guy a few minutes ago.

12-28-02 8:33pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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That EthioGift is cool. We can send our SC friends the holiday special: A combo pack of Johnnie Walker Red Label and a Medium Sheep.

Or maybe some would prefer the Very Big Sheep?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

12-29-02 6:35am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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You know, at first I thought this was a bit over the top until I found out it was over a white chocolate macadamia nut cookie.

Fuckin' bitch had it comin'.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-29-02 9:20pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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12-30-02 5:36am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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*sniff* That was beautiful, man!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-30-02 7:52pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Mini Us

Interesting way to read the bible

Breath mint games (the pin ball was small but fun)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-30-02 8:30pm (new)
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lara7
Jimmy Carter says YES!

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what the hell is wrong with Japanese people, part 618

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

12-31-02 12:02am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Newbie 101

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-31-02 10:32pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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Hey... I'm quite fond of ellipses... They are the most accurate way I can express in text the pregnant pauses that litter my speach in real life... I'm quite the neurotic wreck, you see...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

1-01-03 12:57am (new)
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akirajim
The Man Who Punched God

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Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Location: Lowpasia

The Dictatorship of Overgon is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dog population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23%. A healthy private sector is led by the Gambling, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales industries.

Political activists are routinely executed, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, euthanasia is legal, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a problem. Overgon's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the geno.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

1-01-03 11:58am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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I took the family up to the mountains for some sledding today. The little kids are loving it. Snow is falling to the point where chains are required to get there and we are in danger of seeing our 4-year old disappear into a drift. And what luck! We meet a friend who has his two young kids with him, so we all walk into the mountain woods with our sleds.

Back in the woods we know of a semi-private meadow with a hill. Very few people go there. But I see that someone was there first and made a snowman. Or at least partly made it. Or maybe someone knocked it over. At any rate I think, more luck! I'll set these up and the kids can decorate it. They're too young to make such a big snowman without a lot of help anyway. So while I'm pilling the sections together my wife and friend are off to one side helping the youngest kids sled and are talking. As I put the last piece on they start laughing.

I don't hear the joke so I keep fitting the pieces together. Now it stands 6'3" or so and the kids are playing around the base. I step back and realize that I've just built a massive snow penis complete with scrotum. It looks nothing like a snowman. Now I get the joke.

The kids didn't notice, so we left it. Luckily they lost interest and went to throw snow at each other instead.

Yeesh.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

1-01-03 7:43pm (new)
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