no cowboy physics comics are funny
they are so unfunny that they are funny
because of quantum or something
it's physics, dammit
cobwoy sci fi comics arent funny
I believe its called the property of quantinaminium-inity-ism
yeah

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[10:14:04] * smamurai changes topic to 'I hate black people

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The guy I woke with keeps feeling my balls.
Work*
haha

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

quote:

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The guy I woke with keeps feeling my balls.
Work*
haha

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IvyThePlant: people on this forum are trying to convince others who are ADD to use the occult as treatment instead of go to a doctor
IvyThePlant: one person said to make a "LLLLL" sound with their toung [sic] to rebalance their chi and all the ADD symptoms will go away
Choad: they'll quicky tire of that and move on to M
IvyThePlant: lol
IvyThePlant: same guy is trying to convince us that 95% of all people born after 1990 is an indigo child with organs that function differently and superpowers
IvyThePlant: and soon we'll shift our reality from a 3D to a 4D world
IvyThePlant: i keep pointing out that we already live in a 4D world, but he keeps thinking i'm talking about being enlightened
Choad: i'm too superficial to handle another dimension
Choad: you're talking about another plane of being and enlightenment, meanwhile, i'm checking out my legs

do you expect me to talk?
No, I expect you to fart.
* TYS makes his buttocks ripple with the explosive force of smelly gas
I expect them to smell of flowers.
I expect you to die!
I expected you'd expect that.
well i counter-expected your expectations
and i took an expedition to plan ahead for thos epctectations
those
Yeah, well, I anticipated your counter-expectation of my expectations which were dependent on your initial expectations and held a committee regarding said expectations. We decided to break for lunch before a decision was made, but the fact remains that there was a committee.
I peed on the committee's lunch
and then on the committee itself
then i shot them all
A golden douche
heh
I had a feeling you might do that to the committe, so I had another committe as backup. A secret committee.
which i secretly pee'd on
What you didn't know was that I knew you'd pee on them too, so I shot them myself before you had a chance to pee on them. You were peeing on corpses.
what you didnt know was that my urine can bring back life into the dead
i have a reserrection
I am defeated.
* TYS gains 52 exp.
LEVEL UP!!!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

[00:53] so this drunk lady was all over me, groping me, telling me how cute i am, and how young i look
[00:53] and she asked me what i wondered about her
[00:54] and i said, "i wonder where you were when kennedy was shot"
[00:55] ha!
[00:56] what did she say?
[00:56] she hit me

#Stripcreator stats: http://www.feckingeejit.com/stats/stripcreator_stats.html

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Poo perhaps?

I found the following lines illuminating:

ftC "I'd do Kajun"
crabby 'Ever loved someone so bad you wanted to shit everywhere?'

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I has a flavor!

Hah! I'm on that list twice!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

i'm in a mkilly flipynifty sandwich-

AND I LOVE IT!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

from a simple mention of my band name (Colvig, named from Vance Colvig Jr, one of the many ppl to play Bozo the Clown on TV), suddenly I ended up filtering it through every internet meme I can remember.

and then boorite asks me about X3.

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bragadocious is a good band name
or bradadocious
oh to be named brad
oh to be named colvig
colvigadocious
lightning bug colvig
i can't change it now, it's branding...
...
i've got colvig t-shirts and all that...
sweetwater colvig
Three colvigs walk into a bar..
ass bandit colvig
once upon a colvig in a colvig far far away
sausage hound colvig
i am your colvig
baby let me be your colvig
colvig me baby, all night
I want to make a song about the injustice of war called "take it up the ass"
broken-down asswhupped stinky ol colvig
lazl
kicked in the ass by colvig
colvig done stole my bike!
I want to make a song about the plight of animals called "take it up the ass"
colvig ate your sandwich
colvig plans to steal your wallet
that colvig ate my baby!
youre the colvig now dawg
and then chuck norris said, "COLVIG"
i'm the colvig, bitch@
!
i'm vance colvig jr, bitch! enjoy yourself
livin la vida colvig
chewbacca ate colvig's balls
then mr. t beat up colvig
move colvig! for great justice!
colvigcam.com
http://cafepress.com/colvig2
well
did u see x3

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So when does it update?

So when does it update?

Novelty wears off quicker if it updates too often so it'll probably be the end of July.

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Poo perhaps?

[00:13] I like the swastika

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Poo perhaps?

[21:44] * sebra has joined #stripcreator
[21:44] hey
[21:45] hi
[21:45] is that ivyplant
[21:45] yup
[21:46] cool i just found out about this chatrroom
[21:46] * sebra has left #stripcreator

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[21:44] * sebra has joined #stripcreator
[21:44] hey
[21:45] hi
[21:45] is that ivyplant
[21:45] yup
[21:46] cool i just found out about this chatrroom
[21:46] * sebra has left #stripcreator

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y halo thar, buttsecks?
and chanserve can just sit there and be foreign
...
?
...
y halo thar
Samosas, you say?
buttsecks?
buttsecks?
y halo thar, buttsecks?
hello thar
there's a distinct lack of buttsex in the girl scouts

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What others say about boorite!

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/buttsecks.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

lowell!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[22:29] my buttocks nice and hard tonight
[22:30] ...
[22:30] i'm flexing them
[22:30] you know just how to drive a girl crazy

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[22:32] (still flexing)
[22:32] i'm doing the wave with them right now
[22:32] ...
[22:32] i could probably propel myself through the water like an arrowana with my rippling butt
[22:33] oh, the imagery

Choad: I could probably propel myself through the water like an arrowana with my rippling butt
Ivy: Oh, the imagery

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Damn! Beat me to it.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[12:13] * Now talking in #stropcreator
[12:13] * us.chatjunkies.org sets mode: +nt
[12:13] god damnit

[21:58] Toni Soprano is a jammy bastard.
[21:58] He just got a Bj from a hot-blonde whilst driving a 50K SUV.
[21:58] a cum guzzler in a gas guzzler?

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Poo perhaps?