Maybe you should slag him off for that.

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What others say about boorite!

Shit. Got grudges?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

windmilldestroy: so yeah start a nationstates country and join my region
windmilldestroy: that would be the bomb
pokermanny: i'm not into nationstates
windmilldestroy: aww
pokermanny: i'm into mexican childrape
windmilldestroy: uh, mr. bush, the microphone is on

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what if nigger meant kite

[12:35:28] Nagasaki was bombed by Atomic bomb in 1945
[12:35:38] i know

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I still find it hard to believe that anybody gives a refried shit about the silly-ass blather that goes on in stripcreator chat.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I find it hard to believe I give a shit about who finds it hard to believe anyone gives a shit.

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What others say about boorite!

I find it hard to believe that you even bothered to say that, when you could have been watching Cinemax instead.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I can never get through Cinemax because all the people fucking each other turns me on and I have to go have sex.

you are supposed to masturbate n00b.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Wow! That must be nice.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I find it hard to believe you find it hard to believe that I wrote that I find it hard to believe that I give a shit that you find it hard to believe anybody gives a shit when I could could have been watching Cinemax instead.

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What others say about boorite!

I suck at this.

I suck...this.

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Poop.

a gay wingman, its like the best wingman you can get
yup, i'd never cockblock a straight guy
Unless you'
unless you're gay
i'm not
no, you're not
and the gay community breathes a sigh of relief
are you kidding?
so does the straight community
a blond 21 year old who looks 16?
we'd like to keep him
fight fight
that describes you and my last bf
tys: strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
haha
haha

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I like gay and straight people.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

if JESUSSANDWICH is straight I only like gay people. if JESUSSANDWICH is gay I only like straight people.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

yay!
i killed everyone!
i'm the last man on earth!
I like dethklok
Brendan small is cool
if you're the last man on earth, you'll have to be straight again
yes
i don't know who bruce villanch is, but it doesn't matter. i choose his anus
i'll just close my eyes and think of england

* crabby dances
whoa
that's a lot of energy in not much time
feeling good today
feels like it could be a tuesday
a ruby tuesday's? two for one drafts? are you being cryptic?
i got alot of sleep last night
haha I forgot you have a kid
did you just invite me to dinner tomorrow night?
i only have the child on the weekends, so i spent my sunday night sleeping
i forgot to message frank
drat
well hurry up
what time zone is he in? I can't do it after close of business
i already talked alot of shit and called him a fag until he freaked out
its 445 here
this could really come down to the wire
4:45 sweet
is there a candy bar named 4:45 that im not aware of?
nope
gotta roll...be around later
*** Signoff: crackpanther ((null))
weird
*** crackpanther (~micarambo@67-22-101-22.atlsfl.adelphia.net) has joined channel #stripcreator
haha back
did you go home and then log back onto chat?
she asked me to move something so i told her i pulled my groin yesterday
how would you have pulled your groin?
haven't gotten that far yet
ideas...quick
i did play raquetball!
ummm..........
RAQUETBALL!!!
done thanks
i just told her
what did she say?
she saw "crabby" on the screen the other day and thought it was the pool player i mentioned
which would be funny because he's illiterate
was she impressed?
but he can run like 200 in straight pool
so she thinks im cool huh?
I mean, I guess
well, no
but you can imagine how great it'd be of she did!
she thought i was famous
she thought i was crabby
you are
i know
so what's with the good mood
i just like your face
i finally donated
how much?
whore
so that was cool, butnow i have to act like my groin's pulled, so that's not cool
how much did you give him?
i only did a little bit like 34
nice round number
at night you should be like, "Hey baby my groin feelin better now, how bouts we screw?"
I'll do more if I stay, but I know I'll get bored and leave in probably like a week
yeah, i dont know what you mean
ha
i found this place and was like, im never leaving, im gonna stay here forever and if it ever gets famous ill be famous and we'll get a nice table for 2
she's talking to me about her thesis and I'm telling her I'm looking up GIS imagery to help her
but I'm not
I'm doing this
how long until she leaves you for someone she met on myspace?
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lewl
boorite!!!!!
its a lazl

[17:28:38] Crabby rules?
[17:28:52] I didn't realise this was a Dicktakership

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Poo perhaps?

[14:11:30] I wish I was a pirate
[14:11:40] a pirate or a buccaneer?
[14:11:55] either/or
[14:12:09] you have the stout body type of a pirate and i think youd pull it off well

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[17:34] hey u guys any one in here want to chat with me plese
[17:35] y halo thar buttsecks?
[17:36] ok bye HEY GUYS ChanServ IS A FUCKING BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL LOL LOL LOL
[17:37] * BADASS has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)

sammy: do u guys hack
Lucky: I hack up things in the morning sometimes, yes.
Lucky: Black things, brown things, red things, you nae it, I've hacked it.
Red-y_for_orgy: mine turns black brown and red if i hack it too much
Lucky: That's a risk you have to take.
sammy: can u put me on it
Lucky: In theory.
Lucky: But would you want to be put on it?
sammy: yes
Lucky: What do you think, Red?
sammy: wat tool do u use
Lucky: Do you want him on your hack?
Red-y_for_orgy: to hack?
Lucky: He wants to be hacked.
Lucky: Hacked until he's red and brown and black.
sammy: hello
sammy: can u guyz teach me
Lucky: BRAFF
Lucky: Say it with me.
Red-y_for_orgy: there's my language.
sammy: braff
Lucky: No.
Lucky: You aren't saying it right.
Lucky: BRAFF
Red-y_for_orgy: BRRAAAAAAFFFFF=BONER
sammy: BRAFF
Lucky: Good, young one.
sammy: ok
Red-y_for_orgy: With a James Tiburous Kirk feeling.
sammy: how do u hack
Lucky: You pull down your pants.
Lucky: Then you locate your genitals.
Lucky: (This may be difficult)
Red-y_for_orgy: James Tiberius Kirk*
Lucky: Kirk hacked.
Lucky: I know it.
Lucky: Have you located your genitalia? If you want to hack you'd better find them quick.
sammy: will u put me thru
Lucky: I didn't know you were into that kind of thing.
Lucky: I'm flattered.
sammy: i wish am the best
Lucky: Polka Dots.
sammy: hello
Lucky: Y tu?
sammy: hello
Lucky: Granas.
sammy: wat granas
Lucky: He is our lord and savior, The Great Scrotum, Granas
sammy: ok
Red-y_for_orgy: in other words, BRAFF
Lucky: BRAFF!
sammy: do u do hackin
sammy: just be frank
Lucky: You like to hack, don't you?
Lucky: I have to be Frank now?
sammy: i wish to be the greatest
Lucky: I don't think Frank would like that, if I were him.
sammy: like gate
sammy: who is frank
Lucky: He is our lord and savior, The Great Scrotum, Frank.
Red-y_for_orgy: ...i'll bet he's not BRAFF enough to be any kind of Lord or anything.
Lucky: Lord of the BRAFF
sammy: ok
Lucky: Boppity-POW!
Red-y_for_orgy: fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapbbbBBBRRRAAAAAFFFFF!!!!
Lucky: The hack of the century.
Red-y_for_orgy: Lord of the Prepubescents
Lucky: All hail!
Red-y_for_orgy: all reca-nize.
Lucky: *spills 40*

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[14:57:04] i can imagine phreaky face down workin a finger in her butt hole

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's like I never left.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

choady: wow, pbs just showed young jack abramoff adressing the 1984 republican convention
boorite: huh
choady: he was chair of the college republicans, but he still looked like he was 40
ivytheplant: i remember 1984
boorite: haw
ivytheplant: i was just starting kindergarten
boorite: I was starting college
BraffeatheR: i was born
choady: i was starting 10th grade
BraffeatheR: i feel like sperm
boorite: hahahahaha choad is almost as old as I am lol
choady: i'll never be as old as you are
BraffeatheR: as old as sperm... not like i want some
choady: gawd...ralph reed
* boorite passes on aarp materials to choad
choady: me has a vodka and metamucil
* boorite signs choad up for trial subscription to rv magazine
* choady enrolls boorite in Secure Horizons
boorite: lazl
* choady explains the new prescription drug benefit to boorite
* boorite mails choad some early bird restaurant coupons
* BraffeatheR BRAFFs
boorite: braff
* ivytheplant gives choad a gift certificate to Denny's
* choady puts an Old Fart baseball cap on the package shelf in Booritte's rear window
* ivytheplant pulls boorite's walker out of storage
* choady asks boorite about his grandchildren
BraffeatheR: aborted
* ivytheplant relocates choad to an assisted-living community in florida
* boorite tivos matlock for choad
* choady asks ivy if boorite is her father
boorite: hey that happened
ivytheplant: zing
ivytheplant: yup
choady: I WON!