Zombie X: Pink Eye by Screendummie 4-12-05

So, how did you become a zombie? Oh, I thought I had pink eye after a friend had bitten me at a game. Pink eye, what the hell does that have to do with being a zombie? You don't seem to understand pink eye. What's there to fucking understand? Pink eye and zombism are two different things. I can see someone hasn't been embalmed with Worcestershire Sauce either.

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Boy Howdy, I just love it when people fight over the interweb, it's just so damn funny.

Right on!

--S. Dummie

Zombie X: Experimentation by Screendummie 4-13-05

I know that Satan's still pissed off with Eidolon and stuck him in Gay Heaven indefinately, but how can you manage to stay here. Oh, I did some experimenation in college? Really? Hot lesbian action? Actually, I fudged on that. If it isn't hot lesbian action, was it drugs? Umm...I was actually a cow tipper.

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Gee, you didn't get the whole pink eye/zombie/Worcestershire Sauce thing from South Park or anything.

Christ, these comics blow.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Gee, you didn't get the whole pink eye/zombie/Worcestershire Sauce thing from South Park or anything.

Christ, these comics blow.

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Zombie X: Black Noise by Screendummie 4-13-05

Watch out! There's ghosts inside me! Huh? Be afraid! Evil spirits will come after you and kill you! You call that scary? *click* There you go. I defeated you with the off button.

Hope no other "comic book guy" points out that this came from the boring shit-a-rama movie "White Noise". Maybe I'll go do some predictable comics about celebrities and dead people that no one cares about now.

--S. Dummie

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Zombie X: Guinea Pigs by Screendummie 4-13-05

I think that Japan is simply a guinea pig for the U.S. when it comes to games and shit. Yeah? Explains all the bugs? That they get and we don't? Yeah. Since Japs are more crazy for games and shit like that, you know we should give each gamer a free barrel of toxic waste with each game they buy and five for like each system they buy. You could call them "Toxie Avengie" expansion packs! Brilliant!

Yes, you read it. I typed Japs. No need for another sensitive weenie or "comic book guy" to point it out now.

--S. Dummie.

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Zombie X: Amityville Horror Calamity by Screendummie 4-14-05

Are you sure you wanna see the "Amityville Horror"? Yeah, pop, I wanna go see all the sweet, sweet insanity. What if this remake blows chunks? Oh, I'll just set the place afire like usual. What did I tell you aboot arson now? Never use gasoline. Always make it look electrical.

Should we all go see the "Amityville Horror" remake or not?

--S. Dummie

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Wow! You just figured it out! Yes, it was in tribute to South Park and my friend's pink eye deal. Chadwick's alleged pink eye gave me the inspiration to use my South Park tribue to zombism. You must feel real proud of yourself there. Would you like a Scooby Snack now?

What's so worse than what I do anyways? Don't people "steal" what they see on the news, tv, movies, radio and books? I mean, all of the Shiavo or pope's death material out there. How would you know unless you took it too from something you saw? What's the point of being a "comic book guy" and pointing out all the obvious.

Hope you don't claim next that I stole the whole zombie angel of my komic's from George Romero's most awsome zombie flicks. I just can't want for Romero's fourth zombie release "Land of the Dead" comming out in November. It will be a godsend for all the movie crap like Sin City and Sahara and Be Cool and the rest of this year's feces.

Oh yeah, George Romero got me enjoying the whole zombie movie genre. You people are just missing out on some primo brain eating, gore and guts.

Besides, I know you people love my comics. Why would you keep reading them, and then bitch in jealousy? Either way, I think my friend really is turning into a zombie, and not pink eye deal he claims to have. I'm just fucking jealous of him right now.

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Mikey, you turd muncher! Don't you realize the only thing keeping this thread alive is you?

Schmuck.

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Mikey, you turd muncher! Don't you realize the only thing keeping this thread alive is you?

Schmuck.

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You love my komics! Mikey! I mean, why would you keep reading them and be basically my number one responder at the moment? Your jealously is so transparent.

Guess I'll do what you do for comic success by talking about celebrities, use the random button, and famous dead people. If I wanted that, I'll just go watch Leno.

Surprised you didn't compliment me about my "Land of the Dead" and "Amityville Horror" plugs. My suggestion: Go see them!

--S. Dummie

Hint: If you want an awsome cult classic that'll make your cracker ass puke, go see "Cannible Holocaust". You'll witness some real evisceration in that movie. Ha!

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Zombie X: Cannible Holocaust by Screendummie 4-15-05

Man, you're telling me The Blair Witch sucked? Damn straight. Just a rip off from that cult classic Cannible Holocaust. Whats so great about a movie named Cannible Holocaust? Lets begin with rape, actual killing of animals, debauchery, murder and a guy being made a eunich. Shit, I wanna see that now. Good thing. If you didn't, I'd have to eviscerate your tongue.

I learned a new word! Yay!

--S. Dummie

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NOOOOOOO! IT BURRRNSSsss....

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NOOOOOOO! IT BURRRNSSsss....

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Zombie X: Calamityville Sucked by Screendummie 4-16-05

So it was that bad? Yep, and the multiplex lit up like a Roman candle. What could've been so terrible about it. Shit! Another fucking CGI evil spirit "The Ring" knock off. Don't tell me they forgot the dad swimming in the pool of blood! Fuck, they even made the priest a pussy.

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Zombie X: Doing What It Takes To Be Accepted by Screendummie 4-16-05

From recent jealous whiners, we've decided to be accepted. Yeah, for now on we'll talk about generic blandness. Lets do celebrities! Can never have to many jokes about the same present and has been celebrities! Shit! I love celebrites! Which ones are your favs? All of them! I love their ignorant brains! Yummy!

Zombie X: Doing What It Takes To Be Accepted II by Screendummie 4-16-05

Nothing brings a better laugh track than every dead celebrity that recently died! I have so many dead celebrities as buds. What would those be? Oh...Richard Nixon, John Dillinger, Joe Stalin, Billy Carter. Billy Carter isn't a celebrity. But I loved Billy Beer!

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The correct spelling is "comics". Please do not type anymore, for you are making DrPedantic's eyeballs bleed. Thank you.

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Get it right!

But I'm a Kommie! So I must spell that way. If your eyes are bleeding, its not the herpes or the pink eye. Its the zombism!

--S. Dummie

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You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

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Get it right!

And I never once claimed I was. Enjoy my komics!

--S. Dummie

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Zombie X: Doing What It Takes To Be Accepted III by Screendummie 4-17-05

Sometimes you have to pander to political partisanship to get your knob polished. Yeah, I hate politicians. Fucking John Quincy Adams stole the damn election! John Q. Adams? Yeah! He fucking didn't win either majority of the vote and electoral vote, and he still became president! How long have you been dead? Wouldn't you like to know.

Zombie X: Doing What It Takes To Be Accepted IV by Screendummie 4-17-05

Nothing makes a better statement than making a comic solely on your username. Its like a whole different persona! But more annoying than the one you expose everyone in person to at home and work. We're no longer going to pass judgement on that anymore. We're going to laugh at your new username persona. Because we love you!

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Zombie X: Doing What It Takes To Be Accepted IV by Screendummie 4-18-05

Sometimes you have to do that controversial, yet funny comic about racism. Like when the white guy says something that appears racist to the black guy. All in the obvious misunderstanding that the white guy bases his knowledge of black culture from rappers and BET. Like when the cracker makes a kool-aid reference, and sadly gets beaten up by the negro. Didn't that joke go out of the style since the 60's? But retro and joke recycling is what its all aboot!

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Zombie X: Doing What It Takes To Be Accept V by Screendummie 4-19-05

At times as these, its necessary for everyone to do innane, repetative jokes about religion. Don't be left out! Join the bandwagon! Just make sure you target it only to Christianity. You must avoid at all costs anything about Muslims and other pagans. Yeah, anything other than Christianity is racist and insensitive. Racist? How is religion considered a race? Meh! Semantics.

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Zombie X: Doing What It Takes To Be Accepted VI by Screendummie 4-19-05

At times, when you feel you're not getting enough attention. And you have that lack of Ritalin in your system. Just flood everyone out! Brilliant! Just make a dozen or so comics in every minute to gain full viewship of all. It doesn't matter how bland or retarded they may be. Because its all about your dumbass being an attention whore.

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