BATMAN--THE MOVIE (1966)

SAY KIDS, WHAT TIME IS IT? IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME: THE LOST EPISODES

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WALKING TALL: LONE JUSTICE

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DELTA FARCE

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I tried to register there so I could leave my stupefying "thoughts," and it gave me a registration form, but when I hit Submit it said I wasn't authorized to do that. Fucking thing.

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What others say about boorite!

Hmm...maybe that's why nobody ever leaves any comments.

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CASHBACK

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TOOFY SHORTS VOL. 1

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Your "wonderful" movie reviews ruined my sheets!

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What others say about boorite!

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about them.

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MURDEROUS INTENT (aka LIKE MINDS)

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THE SACKETTS

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THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS (1955)

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MURDER PARTY

CRAZY LOVE

 

 

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Finally, another Sci-Fi Channel movie with Stephen Baldwin!

DARK STORM

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Sh-yeah... more like Dork Storm. H4W!!

That's my wonderful movie review.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Darn, I wish I'd thought of that.

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OMG--CHICK FLICK HELL!!!

TARA ROAD

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If there are any "Howdy Doody" fans out there, here's an interview I just did with Marilyn Arnone, who played "Happy Harmony" on "The New Howdy Doody Show" back in 1976:

Marilyn Arnone interview

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WELCOME TO PARADISE

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THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE

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WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE, SEASON TWO

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I really didn't want to do this but the time has come. I am, here and in the presence of all...present...publicly scolding you for exceeding bandwith limitation on your MySpace NOT ONCE BUT TWICE IN A ROW in such a way that it's impossible for me to listen to the songs on that webpage. I warned you of the retribution that would follow should you not square this shit away. I'm sorry.

(This hurts me more than it hurts you.)

But I sent you a PM the last time my bandwidth counter got reset for the month!  I think that was an uncommonly wonderful thing for me to do, which is even further evidence of my greatness.

Anyway, it should be reset again pretty soon, at which point I will send you a renotification notice.  Unless I forget to notice it.

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I had a brain that wouldn't die. Then I took it to see Dan in Real Life. After the first half hour it just kind of curled up and lay there twitching. It hasn't snapped out of it yet, and my neurologist thinks it may be time to put it down.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I had a brain that wouldn't die once myself, but it got loose and the brain that wouldn't die catcher took it to the pound.  Before I found out about it, it had been adopted by a couple whose little boy didn't have a brain, and I didn't have the heart to take it back.

 

KINGDOM OF THE VAMPIRE

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