RCL no. 5276 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-16-16

I know what you're thinking... WTF?? Gabe got "spiked" in the nuts by this punk rock dude on the right, RIGHT? Why? Why? Sorry, dude... WRONG! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! I should have warned you I greased the runners on those card catalog drawers earlier before you yanked one open right into your nuts!

RCL no. 5384 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-12-16

Hloy SHIT!! When those two cars collided, one of the hubcaps came flying off and nailed me right in the nuts! I guess it could have been worse... I could have been in the accident like you, mister. Oh, I wasn't in the accident... My wife kicked my ass for pulling over and giving mouth-to-mouth to that hot blonde with the double D's! Phreaky was in the accident?? No... She was a bystander on the curb watching the firemen work.

RCL no. 1502 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-27-07

Hey, you BASTARD! You nailed my left foot to the side of the house! No shit, Sherlock! Are you just going to leave me here like this? Are you going to stop kicking Gabe in the nuts? Hell, NO! Better cancel Christmas...

RCL no. 1510 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-01-07

You ASSHOLE! You nailed my hand to the wall... No shit, Shirley Temple! Are you just going to leave me like this? Are you going to stop punching Gabe in the nuts? Hell- wait a minute! Didn't we just do this exact comic in RCL no. 1502? No. In that one, I nailed your foot to the outside of the house because you kept kicking Gabe in the nuts... Viva la difference!

Planet WTF: Finish this comic in the comments by brycekain 9-22-16

Come on. All of it or I'll punch you in the nuts again. Why are you doing this? Church attendance has been slow. Why are you always wanting everyone's money? Bonus points if you DON'T make it a Jewish joke.

RCL no. 5498 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-26-16

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RCL no. 5710 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-27-17

Ow! Ow! Ow! Let that be a lesson to you! How can it be a lesson if I have no idea my you tae kwon do'd my nuts? Search deep inside the recesses of your infantile mind and only then will you understand the consequences of your actions. Wait... Is this because I left the light on in the front bathroom??? DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY, YOU LITTLE CUMSQUIRT???

RCL no. 5799 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-17-17

Holy shit! Why did the guards kick me in the nuts? At least, they let you KEEP your nuts, whiteboy! NEXT!!

RCL no. 5834 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-06-17

What the FUCK??? Does the telegram say anything else? Let's seeeeeee... Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Nope. I'm just supposed to kick you in the nuts. That's IT??? Yes. Wait. I'm also supposed to give you a honey baked ham... It's probably back at the office.

RCL no. 6514 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-12-19

Any questions? Yeah... Why did you poke me in the nuts?? Considerate a learning lesson. For WHAT? For letting Ragu_d_bacon pull off an FPD on us! How did I let him? I'm barely part of this strip anymore! Ow! Ow! Ow!

RCL no. 7077 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-17-20

Move your hand, Gabe... No! MOVE IT!! Why? So you can punch me in the nuts again? Of course! Weirdly, I appreciate your honesty.

RCL no. 7694 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-18-23

What happened to you? I was reaching for a chemistry book on the top shelf and it fell off and hit me right in the crotch! That seems a little improbable... It's true! It's almost as if RCLG is running out of ways for you to get nailed in the nuts! Tell that to my nuts! Ow ! Ow! Ow!

RCL no. 7832 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-21-24

Ow! Ow! Ow! Boy, that bull sure nailed you in your nuts with his horns, Gabe! No shit, Captain Obvious! You should have moved when it charged you, Gabe! No shit times two, Captain Obvious! What does that equal, Gabe? I was never good at math!