RCL no. 4945 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-27-15

We now join Planet Blind-Cop-Justice WTF already in progress... ...so I formed a circle with my hand, and because he looked at it, I was able to, by rule, kick him in the nuts! WHAMMO!! Now, it appears you are looking at my hand circle. Therefore, by rule, I will commence with kicking you in the nuts. I am not looking at your hand circle. I am, in fact, blind. And, because you are flashing a hand circle at a blind man, I get to, by rule, shove a golf umbrella up your ass and open it. YAYYYY!!!

RCL no. 5075 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-27-16

Then, she went to her mom's house in Dover! Were you too stupid to know it was over? Well, I'm not very smart... I really need to fart. She even took my dog Rover! *fart*

Groovy! - I Hatrix Redfeather by edoggydog 4-07-16

WTF?? *scribble* I'm not speeding and I'm not illegally parked. I'm not even jaywalking... Why are you writing me a ticket? Littering. How am I littering? You're making the crosswalk slimey!

RCL no. 5425 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-01-16

Next on TNT... The return of "Blind Cop Justice". So, tell me, son... What makes you think you have what it takes to be a cop? It should be plain to see... Not to me. I'm blind... But, you do smell like you've been rolling around in a pig sty all day. It's what my kind does, officer. Then, that would mean you're a... OINK, OINK, YOU BLIND FUCKER!!!

RCL no. 5821 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-15-17

Next on RCLG-TV: Blind Cop Justice... Tonight's episode: "Is that a frog in your throat, or are you just happy to pee me?" Blind Cop..? What are you doing here? Writing you a citation for jay-walkng a toad across a busy street! You mean, "Frogger"? It's a frickin' video game, moron! How many G's in " "Nigger"? Not nigger. FROGGER. Frogger, nigger, nagger, nogger, nugger, nooger... What's the big diff? Just be glad I don't taze you for being a doosh bagger!

RCL no. 5877 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-15-17

Next on TruTV: Blind Cop Justice... Tonitght's episode: "The Devil Made Me Sudoku it!" When you arrest black guys, I command you to shoot them! MUWAHAHA!!!! I'm blind... I have no idea what the color the perps are when I apprehend them. THEN, SHOOT THEM ALL!! MUWAHAHAHA!!! Mind keeping it down? I'm trying to solve a level five sudoku puzzle. Blindly.

RCL no. 5934 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-07-17

Next on Tru TV... Blind Cop Justice. Tonight's episode: "You Can't Say 'Circumcise' Without Saying Sir Cum Size!" *scribble* Why are you writing me a ticket for urinating in a public restroom, officer? Well..? Aren't you going to say something? I'm waiting for four_legged_tripod to write something snarky in the comment section below so I can repeat it! Do they now come in braille?

RCL no. 6756 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-23-19

Next on TruTV: Blind Cop Justice... That's when her brother threatened to kick my ass for scratching his new corvette. And, then what happened? I yelled, "I'LL SHOW YOU SCRATCHES!" and dropped a box of ornery kittens on his head. I'm going to have to arrest you for doing that, sir. Why? Did I commit some kind of "FELINE-y"? HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA And, I'll have to beat you with my nighstick for that one, asshole!

Groovy! - Joe being Joe by edoggydog 5-29-19

Based on a true event... ...and then what did the former Vice President do? Put his hands on my shoulders and whispered in my ear, "I'll bet you are bright as you are good looking." How did you respond to that? I whispered back, "If, you think I'm good looking, you should see my vagina." And, then what happened? He made a loud grunt and groan that sounded like a combination of coming in his pants and having a simultaneous cerebral embolism!

RCL no. 6801 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-25-19

Meanwhile, Tyler is still trying to get Blind Pimp to figure out which bitch he picked... Which bitch? That bitch. WHICH BITCH?? THAT BITCH!! WHICH FUCKING BITCH???? THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!!!

RCL no. 6888 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-04-19

Next on TruTV... Blind Cop Justice. Tonight's episode: "Not even a blind cop sees Death coming until it's too late!" You're saying you knew the victim? I know all my victims! All your victims? How many we talking? You mean, since the dawn of man? Billions upon billions! How about since the dawn of today, wise ass..? Almost 5000, but it's been a slow morning so far.

Groovy! - Why [not Chen] got his ass kicked by edoggydog 3-18-21

Sure... I'll tell you why that cop kicked my ass. Groovy! I'm writing you a citation for jay-walking... What's your name, boy? Fuk Yu. WHAT DID YOU SAY, BOY?? FUK YU!!

RCL no, 7366 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-08-21

Next on TrueTV... The Return of Blind Cop Justice. Tonight's episode: "Murder He Wrote. Maybe." [ scribble ] What are you writing down, sergeant? A description of the murder scene inside, sir. How can you give a description when you can't see? I felt around the scene with my hands. Duh-uh. I guess I can now send home the fingerprint team, you blind fuck!

RCL no, 7366 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-08-21

Next on TrueTV... The Return of Blind Cop Justice. Tonight's episode: "Murder He Wrote. Maybe." [ scribble ] What are you writing down, sergeant? A description of the murder scene inside, sir. How can you give a description when you can't see? I felt around the scene with my hands. Duh-uh. I guess I can now send home the fingerprint team, you blind fuck!

RCL no. 7799 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-02-23

Next on Tru TV.... Blind Cop Justice. Tonight's episode: "Tell me you're a Blind Cop without Telling me you're a Blind Cop!" And, then what happened? He tried to stiff me, so I threatened to fuck him to death unless he paid up! Did he pay up? Take a look around! I'd love to, but...