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I am finished and it did. I had two pies for tea. One was beef, cheese and bacon and the other was beef and mushroom. They were the last two pies in the shop. Even though one pie would have been enough I got them both instead of leaving one for someone else. There was one pasty left and three sausage rolls. While I was in the shop getting the pies two gents came in for some bread. One wanted to buy some profiteroles but his friend wouldn't let him because he is trying to lose weight.

 Yesterday I had four scones.

I like scones.  Especially with lemon curd.  That stuff is really addictive.

I found I can make these pinwheely kind of appetizers with lemon curd and pre-made crescent roll dough.  Its really good, but the excess curd oozes and burns to the pan in sheets of burnt sugary goodness. 

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NooniePuuBunny

I am finished and it did. I had two pies for tea. One was beef, cheese and bacon and the other was beef and mushroom. They were the last two pies in the shop. Even though one pie would have been enough I got them both instead of leaving one for someone else. There was one pasty left and three sausage rolls. While I was in the shop getting the pies two gents came in for some bread. One wanted to buy some profiteroles but his friend wouldn't let him because he is trying to lose weight.

 Yesterday I had four scones.

I like scones.  Especially with lemon curd.  That stuff is really addictive.

I found I can make these pinwheely kind of appetizers with lemon curd and pre-made crescent roll dough.  Its really good, but the excess curd oozes and burns to the pan in sheets of burnt sugary goodness. 

I have never made a scone so I have to rely on people like you to share them. I rate them ***** five stars they are one of the best foods.

today I had a flathead and chips. a flathead is the easiest fish to catch so I don't like to buy them but I haven't tried to catch one in a while and they are tasty

yesterday I had four hot dogs and the day before that I had one hot dog and some ravioli. 

I also got a free coke today from someone who meant to get diet and pressed the wrong button.

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announcement: the faggot is the greatest of all meatballs. i ate two today and some carrot cake

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for breakfast i ate four eggs and some bacon and one slice of bread which I cut in half so I had twice as many. 

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Did you enjoy your bread with vegemite? I hear vegemite is the main part of the average Australian's meal

i've run out of vegemite. then I didn't have the funds for more vegemite so I got a knock off called Vitamite which tastes nothing like Vegemite and is shit. I'm going to chuck it in the bin and buy Vegemite so it ended up costing me more but I learned a lesson. when I have vegemite I eat it every day.

also one side of my toaster is broken so I have to turn the  bread around to get both sides

another note: I've started having milk in tea. just gave it a go and discovered it was better. 

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#1 Food Snack in the Land,

it's the cereal taste that you eat with your hands!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

On that note, I've made the discovery that you should NEVER attempt to eat Rice Krispees with your hands. While most cereal is good eaten out of the box with your hands, when you attempt this with Rice Krispees you'll just end up with shit all over your couch.

Fuck it, now I have to go buy some chex mix.

And on THAT note, am I the only one who remembers the Rice Krispie Treats cereal? Cuz that shit was amazing. I'm pretty sure my first bowl of that cereal could count as my first sexual experience. 

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I think they still make that stuff. I remember it cutting up my mouth worse than Captain Crunch.

But hell, I even bought Jumbo Rice Krispees a few weeks ago. They're just like regular Rice Krispees except bigger and they taste like honey.

I highly doubt it could be worse than Captain Crunch. Eating that stuff satisfies any curiosity you may have about what eating a bowl of tiny knives and broken glass may feel like.

Fuck it, now I'm gonna have to go get a Rice Krispies Treat.

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I had eggs on toast yesterday!

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Here is my dinner last night.

We went to Falco's over there on 40th an California. We got a garlic Italiano thin crust with sausage. We also got an appetizer sampler.

The appetizer sampler included a a pizza bread, a garlic bread and a baked potato topped with two different kinds of cheeses.

The appetizer sampler included; breaded mushrooms, breaded zuccini, fried calamari, onion rings, mozzarella sticks and jalapeno poppers.

Here is the container the appetizer sampler came in.

Here are the appetizers themselves.

And a close up.

That pizza looks AMAZING. I want to marry it. And then the both of us can dive into that appetizer tin and consumate the relationship.

Yes, I've been on this diet since November. Why do you ask?

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I'm not quite sure how to explain it, but the leftovers taste even better.

Pics of leftovers coming soon.

I burned 6390 calories cycling this morning.  I'm going to eat everything I see in the next 8 hours.

That looks like the best damn excuse for an appetizer I've ever seen

choadwarrior

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I think a human body only has 6000 calories in it.

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not_Scyess

I think a human body only has 6000 calories in it.

Not this one--

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

crabby

Did they Rock You, Amadeus?

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I has a flavor!

The other night I cooked beer-can chicken.

The recipe actually reads, "Pour out 1/2 cup of the beer from the can."

Of course, I drank the 1/2 cup (approximately).

Stupid recipe.

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