my favorite is the beans xD that was great i love how you mixed the bg in with the character, and most of them are good some are decent, and a few suck. but good job overall dude

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Boogying with Jesus and some Nazi hoes, sitting front row at a fucking Justin Bieber show.

Christmas in July by Lord_Vodek 7-02-11

What's up man? I heard your mom called the cops on you last night, Yeah she did. Fucking bitch. Why? I punched my brother in the face because he was singing all I want for christmas is my two front teeth. I was just giving him a chance to get what he wants. It's July....

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God is the Emporer by Lord_Vodek 7-03-11

Genisis What is thy bidding my master Take your son to the top of the mountain and sacrifice him Uhhhhh You got ya a problem with that? I command lightning No my master thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven And the sith shall rule the galaxy!

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Strategy by Lord_Vodek 7-11-11

Remember don't fire the weapon till you see the whites in their eyes Yes sergeant! Ummm Fuck this shit!

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From hell to heaven by bjiscool122 9-07-11

in heaven look hereyou have to start eating right im tired of you keep having these near death things its getting on my nerve everytime you come here you eat food and watch my hellllllooooo?? Huh what oh yea i'll eat more......*num num num num * in heaven ................. *eats* in heaven Go to hell Is there deviled eggs down there?

i just kinda did it :P

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Rob Lee....

Stress by Lord_Vodek 9-14-11

Hey man what's up? Not much why have you been missing school I've been too stressed out and it made me sick but now I'm behind in school So you were stressed out because of school and had to stay home which made you fall behind which is stressing you out That would stress me out.

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私は謝罪をしたいと思う私は英語を読むことができない

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明彦はこちら

How Human Centipede Got Created by Lord_Vodek 10-12-12

You call this food? This taco was a disgrace I'd rather eat shit! Shit huh? That can be arranged...

I'm back I'll just leave this here.

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I've heard of "hoof in mouth" but "ass in mouth" I'm not sure about!

Mario In Real Life

What the fuck you're not Yoshi! Yes, I am you have a concussion from hitting your head on all those blocks.

by Lord_Vodek, 10-16-12

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Role Reversal by Lord_Vodek 10-17-12

Just say no man The Obama administration is actively trying to pull troops out of Iraq and Afgahnistan No man you're supposed to be waging a war. Sir, you need to leave. We have to beat the terrorists man Security!

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Number Three with Cheese by Lord_Vodek 10-28-12

I'm having an abortion I just thought you should know. I mean I care about you. But this is too much for me So a number three with cheese?

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Cthulhu 2012 by Lord_Vodek 10-29-12

I promise to raise taxes send jobs overseas and get rid of welfare I promise to bring about the end of days I'm not saying vote for me. I'm just saying I'm admitting to what the other two candidates are planning

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Toilets by Lord_Vodek 10-30-12

My toilet and I have a special relationship How so? Well it's seen parts of me no one else has it keeps taking my shit and staying And even though sometimes I walk away and even use other toilets on occasion I always come back Dude you really need to get a girlfriend

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Climax by Lord_Vodek 11-02-12

Hey bro been a while what's up? Not much how about you? Pretty good got a new girlfriend, only problem is we've been having so much sex I'm getting to the point where nothing comes out when I climax Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Dry-heave" eh? By the way only fags say climax

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The End Of Captain Greek...? by Lord_Vodek 11-04-12

That poor, poor fool. Why would he go after the one villain who could defeat him? And who the fuck is stupid enough to stick a pine cone up there ass?

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Your Life by Lord_Vodek 11-04-12

My life really sucks right now. Why is that... My life is a comic for someone else's amusement I think there's a problem with that theory. What's that? Your life wouldn't make a very funny comic

At The Arcade by Lord_Vodek 11-04-12

Dude this is serious. Okay, supposing you are right what does this have to do with anything? It means my whole life is a lie and I'm living in a fishbowl This...Means my life would be a lie too... Later... See what I'm talking about? They've got all of our conversations even the one about you and that transvestite hooker Holy shit dude...I never noticed how much time we spent in that damn arcade

Stripcreator Suicide - The Temporal shift by Lord_Vodek 11-04-12

A recent rash of apparent suicides is causing concern among stripcreator residents as to what is going through their fellow characters heads That's right we have now confirmed that Captain Greek's death was a suicide not a murder That brings the suicide count up to five with the Fuck If I Know Goblin and the Arcade kids being the latest suicides Tobor is now on suicide watch and Jimmy the Innapropriate Sportscaster is being seen for psychotic episodes You know Mark, I've always hated you That's fine Marie I have been sleeping with your 17 year old daughter for the last 8 months

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Pointing things out by Lord_Vodek 11-19-12

Why are you walking around in your underwear? It's rude to point ya know... Oh sorry. I wasn't talking about your hand

Kosher by Lord_Vodek 11-19-12

I'm not sucking your dick Why not is it too small? No it's size is fine. So what's the problem? You're not circumcised...

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Caring by Lord_Vodek 7-09-13

Put your hands in the air Oh my god Wave them like you just don't care. You cared a little! No I swear I didn't!!!

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I submit for your viewing pleasure

Bureaucracy by Lord_Vodek 7-26-13

Ahhh. I love the smell of bureaucracy.

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At The Most by Lord_Vodek 8-08-13

You know I like you But I have a boyfriend. And I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings So we can only do this three or four more times. Click At the most

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