*mAAk fires an arrow in the direction of BigEvilDan
im probably going to produce a short film with it
sweet i got dan

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[14:10] Want to see my nipple crabby?
[14:10] :l
[14:10] yes
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[14:10] I know I do.
[14:11] oh man
[14:11] http://dcomposed.poked.us/shit/nip2.jpg
[14:11] rygo is back
[14:11] ewwwwwwww
[14:11] hiss!
[14:11] it looks infected
[14:11] ?
[14:11] cuz I sucked it too hard
[14:11] :l
[14:11] What's wrong with my nipple?
[14:11] Why does it look infected?
[14:11] it looks bad
[14:12] it's whats not right with it
[14:12] very wrong
[14:12] why?
[14:12] nasty
[14:12] you get any purple nurples recently?
[14:12] No.
[14:12] it looks awful
[14:12] :(
[14:12] you use a new shoap in the shower?
[14:12] No.
[14:12] oh god
[14:12] your just sick then
[14:13] * dcomposed cries.
[14:13] dont show anyone else
[14:13] AHHHH!!!!
[14:13] Now I have to get surgery.
[14:13] IT LOOKS LIKE THE PITS OF HELL!!!!
[14:14] Thanks alot crabby.
[14:14] are you sure that's your nipple?
[14:14] you need it lanced
[14:14] god
[14:14] Jesus Christ on a pogo stick!
[14:14] *vomits*
[14:14] * crabby eats pineapple
[14:14] * crabby sees dcom nipple
[14:14] * crabby vomits up pineapple
[14:15] Oh, god. Your nipple gave me diarreah!
[14:15] UG!
[14:15] strong bad shouldnt you be saying HOLY CRAP!
[14:15] You suck.
[14:16] Now I can never be an adult film star.
[14:16] no you cant
[14:16] * StrongBad changes topic to 'ATTENTION: Avoid dcomposed's nipple!'
[14:16] at all costs
[14:16] is the other one the same?
[14:16] the other two?
[14:17] i hope not
[14:17] good god
[14:17] Whew! Thanks for that warning.
[14:17] I better hit the hay soon.
[14:17] NASTY!
[14:17] The other one is more hairy.
[14:17] maybe it was just bad lighting.
[14:17] I almost did something I'd probably regret.
[14:17] It's almost an afro.
[14:18] What did the hay ever do to you?
[14:18] had sex wih my wife
[14:18] * StrongBad is now known as boinky33
[14:18] SUPRISE!
[14:18] IT'S ME, BOINKY!
[14:19] TA-DA!
[14:19] What's wrong with my nipple?
[14:19] really.
[14:19] I want to know.
[14:19] I need to know.
[14:19] it's icky looking
[14:19] Why?
[14:19] I CAST YOU OUT!!!
[14:19] it just does
[14:19] First my penis and now this.
[14:19] you penis is fine
[14:20] What does yours look like?
[14:20] it just tastes weird
[14:20] that's all
[14:20] My penis is incredibly small.
[14:20] Mine? Mine looks like an ear of corn.
[14:20] With half a foreskin.
[14:21] Mine just looks like an ear.
[14:21] mine's shucked
[14:21] show me your nipples
[14:21] I must have them.
[14:21] I don't have nipples.
[14:22] For my collection.
[14:22] My nipples look like corns.
[14:22] my nipples also look like an ear of corn, just like my penis.
[14:22] It's hard finding a comfertable shirt
[14:23] How about this one?
[14:23] http://dcomposed.poked.us/shit/nip1.jpg
[14:23] no
[14:23] no
[14:23] no
[14:23] No!
[14:23] NO!
[14:23] god no!
[14:23] NOOOOOO!!!!!
[14:23] oh my
[14:23] fuck
[14:23] n
[14:23] o
[14:23] GET IT AWAY!
[14:23] no
[14:24] what?
[14:24] AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:25] ew
[14:25] that nipple is grosser
[14:25] it looks like a pimple
[14:25] fuck you
[14:25] don't be hatin'
[14:25] you suck
[14:25] I do
[14:25] for 5 dollars
[14:25] fag
[14:25] i hate you
[14:25] got that right
[14:26] what?
[14:26] you hate me?
[14:26] yes
[14:26] THAT'S IT! THE WEDDING'S OFF!
[14:26] I hate all of you.l
[14:26] *sulk*
[14:26] hdb!
[14:26] I'm sorry, dcom
[14:26] I love your nipples
[14:26] they're beautiful
[14:26] lies
[14:26] hdb!
[14:26] no no no no
[14:26] no
[14:27] not lies
[14:27] I can never trust you again.
[14:27] please, let me rub them for good luck
[14:27] somebody better put this on #stripcreator is fun
[14:27] no
[14:27] im never mentioned there
[14:27] caise if they don't *shakes fist*
[14:27] NEVER!
[14:27] please?
[14:28] NO!
[14:28] I can't do it myself.
[14:28] then dont
[14:28] crabby, I love you
[14:28] the nipple should never be mentioned
[14:28] for dcoms sake
[14:28] too late
[14:28] *blows in crabby's ear*
[14:28] to anyone else
[14:28] come on baby
[14:28] do it....for me?
[14:28] im just not in the mood
[14:28] you won't tell me what's wrong with it so I made a topic in GD for it.
[14:28] ....
[14:28] No
[14:28] its nasty
[14:28] No you didn't
[14:28] needs to be lanced
[14:28] why, dcom?
[14:28] WHY?
[14:28] What is lanced?
[14:29] WHY I ASK YOU????
[14:29] NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:29] NOW THE CURSE WILL SPREAD ALL OVER THE FORUMS!
[14:29] YOU BASTARD!
[14:29] the curse of the infected nipple?
[14:29] yes
[14:29] exactly
[14:29] NO!!!!!!!!!
[14:29] AHHHHHHHHHh
[14:29] thats the worst curse
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[14:29] I'M IN HELL!
[14:30] hi zippy
[14:30] blairzip leave now
[14:30] please
[14:30] I CAST YOU OUT!
[14:30] before it's too late
[14:30] spare yourself the horror
[14:30] GO
[14:30] GO!!!!
[14:30] NOW!
[14:30] RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:30] PLEASE!
[14:30] now!
[14:30] please?
[14:30] THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
[14:30] YOU'RE TOO SPECIAL TO ME!
[14:30] YOU MUST RUN!
[14:30] *CRIES*
[14:31] what the hell?
[14:31] GO GO GO
[14:31] THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
[14:31] PLEASE!
[14:31] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
[14:31] GOOOO!!!!
[14:31] or stay. it's all cool.
[14:32] THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
[14:32] ....
[14:32] stop saying that
[14:32] he does not compel shit
[14:32] THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS ME!!!
[14:32] what? to say that?
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[14:32] THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
[14:32] FUZZY
[14:32] RUN
[14:32] LEASE
[14:32] PLEASE
[14:32] THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
[14:32] THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPARES YOU TO STATE AT THAT NIPPLE!!!
[14:32] COMPELLS
[14:32] IT'S TOO LATE FOR THE BLAIR ZIP, BUT YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!
[14:33] Christ, I haven't even been drinking.
[14:33] What in the hell are you talking about?
[14:33] GO GO GO
[14:33] NO!!!!!!!!!
[14:33] THE CURSE OF THE NIPPLE!
[14:33] hey fuzzy thanks for the CC win
[14:33] d, is that your nipple or your girlfriend's nipple?
[14:33] you deserved it, crabs.
[14:33] his boyfriend's
[14:34] I don't think it's hairy enough to be a man's nipple. Maybe a woman on testosterone?
[14:34] That's my nipple.
[14:34] lemme see
[14:34] it's hidious!
[14:34] http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=91586&forum=7
[14:34] god no!
[14:34] I'm just not hairy.
[14:34] he needs help
[14:34] lock it up in a dark chamber, never allowed to see the light of day again!
[14:35] HISS!
[14:35] If you're not hairy you're not a man. Take it from one who knows.
[14:35] :
[14:35] :(
[14:35] i have 2 hairs
[14:35] Let's hear it for back hair!
[14:35] Holy Mother of Pearl....that's a nipple?
[14:35] :/
[14:36] It looks like that Face On Mars
[14:36] Back hair rules!
[14:36] Yay, back hair!
[14:36] WOO!
[14:36] i have a lotta ass hair
[14:36] but not on the cheeks
[14:36] in the crack?
[14:36] just on the actual asshole to catch as much shit as possible
[14:36] I have hair on my knuckles.
[14:36] in the ass itself?
[14:36] very nasty business
[14:37] its nasty
[14:37] like an afro on my asshole
[14:37] Yay, hairy knuckles!
[14:37] me too
[14:37] I did give in and get a nose hair trimmer recently.
[14:37] nasty
[14:37] .. the knuckles, not the asshole
[14:37] good to know.
[14:37] i tried the nosehair trimmers on my asshole
[14:37] whew
[14:37] it didnt end good
[14:37] I use the nosehair trimmer in my ears.
[14:38] I recommend doing the nose before the hear -- lubes it up a bit.
[14:38] ears
[14:38] excellent suggestion.
[14:38] eye m board!!!!11
[14:38] what about the asshole?
[14:38] And you don't get those little earhairs in your nose, which is just ungodly.
[14:38] always lube up the asshole.
[14:38] always?
[14:39] I need to use clippers on my ass, otherwise I get mats.
[14:39] hahahaha, you have problems!
[14:39] i have to cut the shit out at least once a month
[14:39] BOINKY, WATCH MY MOVIE AGAIN!
[14:39] I never saw it
[14:39] once
[14:39] and I never will
[14:39] mu ha ha ha ha ha
[14:39] THEN, WATCH IT!!!
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[14:39] NEVER!
[14:39] ill never watch either
[14:39] hi invader
[14:39] I am goingto sleep now and have terrible dreams about d's nipple.
[14:40] ooh an invader
[14:40] what about my ass hair?
[14:40] did you come to invade my anal cavity?
[14:40] :(
[14:40] * EmilyW gets kinky ideas
[14:40] Sorry fuzzyman.
[14:40] no ass hair dreams.
[14:40] IT'S BETTER THAN CHICKA'S MOVIE THAT GOT SUED AND IS GONE FOREVER!
[14:40] * Invader_s has left #stripcreator
[14:40] juh?
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[14:40] Spork!
[14:40] hi spork, you sexy asshole
[14:40] ooh
[14:40] a spork
[14:41] ooh, hello
[14:41] * EmilyW gets even kinkier ideas
[14:41] I'm sending some priests a link to that nipple pic.
[14:41] MY MOVIE HAS SHOUTING AND VOMIT!!! EVERYTHING YOU NEED IN A MOVIE!!!
[14:41] You're so much cooler than Invader_s.
[14:41] guys, I got a question. I was asking some people I know today this:
[14:41] boinky: That itch is crabs. See a doctor.
[14:42] HA
[14:42] AND WATCH MY MOVIE!!!
[14:42] THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
[14:42] in shape factory, what comic did YOU find most offended by?
[14:42] I know I got crabs.
[14:42] yeah, i wasn't aware it would cut off my damn name
[14:42] you gave it to me.
[14:42] I have not been offended by any.
[14:42] really?
[14:42] Yes,
[14:42] me either
[14:42] i love em
[14:42] I was offended by their lack of humor.
[14:42] well, I sure there's one you were a little shocked by....
[14:42] good call
[14:42] nope
[14:42] oh
[14:42] ok
[14:42] Kidding, I've never read them, HA!!!!
[14:42] nevermind
[14:42] pretty cut and paste actually
[14:43] even better call!
[14:43] hardly offensive
[14:43] THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
[14:43] That would be a good ad for a car... the Jesus 2003.
[14:43] well, there's fisting of cows, sodomizing horses and shoving mail boxes up asses
[14:43] THE POWER OF CHRIST PROPELS YOU!!!
[14:43] the 2003 jesus so good youll be crucified for all our sins
[14:43] ok then
[14:43] I saw all of that in the last Christina Aguilara video...
[14:44] http://home.earthlink.net/~jsensebe/images/mini_exorcist_small.avi
[14:44] THE PENIS OF CHRIST AROUSE YOU
[14:44] that's true
[14:44] I'm going to hell
[14:44] night all. For God's sake, DON'T LOOK AT THE NIPPLE!!!
[14:44] WEEEEEEEEEEE
[14:44] * Fuzzyman has left #stripcreator
[14:44] bye, ass-face
[14:44] night fuzzbox
[14:45] i should head off to bed
[14:45] http://home.earthlink.net/~jsensebe/images/mini_exorcist_small.avi we've all seen it bargainbin
[14:45] * crabby has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
[14:45] * TheBlairZ has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
[14:45] not I, said the pig
[14:45] I'm going to bed, too
[14:45] THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS THE PIG!!!
[14:45] * EmilyW follows boinky off to bed
[14:46] SOMEBODY PUT THIS ON #STRIPCREATOR IS FUN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!11111
[14:46] bye
[14:46] you may go to bed
[14:46] but you won't sleep
[14:46] * boinky33 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
[14:46] * Spork has left #stripcreator
[14:46] hehe he won't sleep because I've put itching powder in the bed
[14:47] he will have a rash from head to toe by morning!
[14:47] mark my words
[14:47] * knkx marks them wite a pilot pen

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm not going to get the last 5 minutes of my life back, am I?

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

That's 10 minutes of my life just by reading it again...but that's better than having to look at the nipple.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I couldn't sleep last night. I was too itchy.

brad i am going to cybe you in public now, k?
cyber*
* Max pulls down briefs
you made it didnt you max
it is dum and you made it
brad here i go i am going to cyber u now, k?
:l
here i go
:l
right
sec
right now
k
ok go
* mAAk turns down the lights and puts on several scented candles
k
* mAAk hugs brad from behind his his muscular, taunt arms
www.bradsucks.net/ircsexcam/
* mAAk gently kisses the nape of brad's neck
* mAAk runs his hands up brad's body to his chest
* mAAk starts nagging brad
why dont you call more
why do you like your friends more than me
please talk about how you feel more
that's it, i'm leaving

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Awwww. And it was just getting hot.

no, after that mAAk whipped out a scalpel and things grew progressively more and more disturbing...

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

#stripcreator dcomdrummer Dcomposed dcomposition dcompost dcompos3d dcompostuan dcmoposed @Tobor
#stripcreator End of /NAMES command

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Oh, this is very long. It was rather amusing, though.

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must...
resist....
urge...
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to...
kill...
self.
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* joshw consoles chooby
Is that guy gone yet
mm-you bet he is
Kill Ewwwww instead.
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Say..
Kajun.
but um
I was wondering.
Kajun is Ewwwww
crap that was annoing
(I know)
Duh.
What's your real name?
who?
You.
why do you care?
Answer the question
I remember you told me one time...
but then I totally forgot.
* joshw shines bright lite in Kajuns face
Is it rick?
im feel some anger in the room....
Is it steve?
Just, I was thinking of heading up to Aberdeen some time and I thought I'd visit you for a pint.
Can't go around calling you Kajun all the time now, can I?
I think it's neil.
Maybe Virgil.
Maybe it's john
I dont live in Aberdeen
Nathan?
Roy?
Tommy?
Lyle?
Thibault?
No, Tommy's my name.
Right
Grover?
Thor?
Thibault? thats what I thought?
Andy
That's it!
ANDY!!
Yeah.
That's it.
Chooby nice try but I dont live there, I live in Glasgow
Well done.
Who told you that?
You know Scottland
Harvey?
I know Scotland, yes.
My mom told me
A-ha!
"mom"?
what do you think
I was born here
bzzzt
thanks for playing.
Scotts don't have moms.
No "mom"s in scotland.
They have Mums
Also...
you mis-spelled Scotland.
I was typing fast and messed up
so what
And how about we tell him "The Kicker"?
You still said "mom"?
No, josh.
okay
I think that's best left unsaid.
mum mom I messed up
It's more fun that way.
Umm, hey Kajun...what's the underground you normally take?
the u and o keys are right by eachother
huh
repeat that
The undrground? Which one do you take? I think it's the one you take to get to school
I dont go to school anymore. I finnished
You're Finnish now? I thought you were Scotish. Better get your story straight.
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what about you, whats your story
No, no
we're more interested in YOUR story
Putting a Scottsman down
shame on you
Actually, no
Everyone does
even the scots
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They don't say "down" in Scotland. They say "kata".
weird
I went to get a glass of water and got disconnected.
were not the best but were bet we are better than the irish
thats for sure
people think they are the same but we are very different
How?
Ireland = leprechauns and drinking. Scotland = men in skirts and drinking.
Sometimes the leprechauns wear skirts
VERY different.
Yeah, THE GAY ONES!
Culture, Tradition......And Yes, Many are after the drink
So, the men who wear skirts in Scotland are gay?
no
No.
millitary
Unless they are.
Don't ask. Don't tell.
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But leprechauns that wear skirts are definitely gay.
My grandfather told me storys of growing up in Scotland.
Those were grand times.
Didn't YOU grow up in Scotland?
Care to tell us one?
Or was that Finland?
I'll tell you a story
Or even Ireland?
Disneyland?
Its scotland, but thing were different back then.
Worse.
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I'll Tell you a story
If it was worse, how could it be grand?
When he was alive to tell me the storys, It was grand to be with him.
Too bad he wasn't alive to teach you to spell.
Kajun, have you ever been in that pub on Byers road?
The Tenents bar?
or Murphy's near George Square?
Now are you going to listen to the story or what
Those are pretty good pubs.
I have a friend that drinks in there all the time.
You wanted me to tell the story right?
Yes or No?
Fine, Im off then.
no, please
tell the story.
Ok.
But answer my question first.
ok
well...
whats the question?
Do you ever go to the Tenents bar on Byers road, or Murpheys in the town centre?
Murphy's.
My mate had a flat on Byers road right across from that pub.
Some of the things he used to see were unbelievable.
ok im back
Sorry, I cant say I have.
Sound great though.
Oh, they are.
Apparently.
My friend met his boyfriend in Murphy's.
He's Gay?
Well, I hope so, otherwise the sex would be kinda weird.
are you too?
No.
Straight as a die.
ok.
That's why I haven't been to those pubs.
I see.
Gay Bars?
I can only imagine that they are, yes.
Thats most likely why I haven't heard of it.
I have a story.
There once was this guy who wore a skirt, but he wasn't Scottish. He had no excuse, other than he was a flaming homosexual, and his name was Ewwwww.
Any more of this Interrogation
Murphy's is a huge fucking building right in George square.
The End.
You can't miss it.
you dont believe me, Fine
You can kiss my arse
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
No, I told you I dont go to those pubs
you however know alot about it
Ha ha, "arse", you Scots and your crazy lingo.
Look at you americans, Your president can barely read, let alone run a country
I'm not American.
That's a run-on sentence.
what are you then?
I'm a Weegie.
I have a question.
I'm canadian
Do they even have AOL in Scotland?
Yes.
Yes, The Have it everywhere
Seems kinda silly to me.
moron
It's not called "America On-Line" though.
Just AOL.
People who use it are too stupid to question what it stands for.
Why, Scots cant read now?
You're the one who typed the comma splice. You tell me.
I've had enough of your racist propaganda
What time is it in Scotland, Kajun?
Shouldn't you be out having sex with sheep?
You and your country can kiss my arse.
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That was mildly amusing.
I still think you should have told him
mildly, yes
It's not something I'm in the habit of admiting.
Plus, he'd have questioned it and I would have spent all morning trying to prove myself to him.
Meh
He missed the whole point of the AOL comment, even though it should have been drilled into him at this point.
well, I'm off to bed
bye
Session Close (#stripcreator): Sun May 25 04:01:39 2003

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Ha! Excellent!

It was actually very very tiresome.

If I wasn't hungover, I'd have probably left a lot sooner.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

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chooby: I'm here!
chooby: dammmmmmmitttt
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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Well, there was nobody there at the time... you had the time of three comments to respond!

•mAAk returns boinky to the wild
mAAk: it's about time boinky
•mAAk takes boinky to a cliff
boinky33: ....
chooby: *sniff*
mAAk: the instincts to fly are born in
boinky33: *whimper*
chooby: I'll miss the little guy.
mAAk: you'll know what to do once you are in the air
mAAk: come on
mAAk: this is for your own good
mAAk: lez go
chooby: I believe in you.
boinky33: no
boinky33: no
mAAk: soar with the eagles
mAAk: soar
boinky33: no no no no no no
•mAAk tosses boinky33 over the cliff
mAAk: :l
mAAk: SOAR
mAAk: :l
chooby: Weeeeee
boinky33: no no no no no no no no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!
mAAk: :1
mAAk: :l
mAAk: what
boinky33: *SPLAT!*
chooby: look at him, what majesty.
chooby: oh
mAAk: what kind of animal was boinky?
mAAk: :l
chooby: A stoat, I think.
mAAk: he wasnt a flying animal was he?
mAAk: do
mAAk: do those have wings?
boinky33: uhgh
chooby: not really.
boinky33: owww
chooby: they have stumpy legs
chooby: and easily splattable skulls.

---
"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

yeah, that hurt.

chooby: A-ha, the little moth that's been flying around me room all night has landed in front of me.
chooby: You die.
chooby: You die now
chooby: *splat*
chooby: I have just taken a life.
BigEvilDan: NO!
BigEvilDan: It's not to late! Jesus will forgive you!
chooby: Do you think this'll be famous like that guy who OD'd on IRC?
chooby: "Dude, have you seen that log of the IRC chat were that guy killed someone?"
BigEvilDan: Was it a drugged up moth?
mAAk: the accidental clicking of the program that takes forever to load
chooby: I could perform an autopsy and let you know.
chooby: mAAk, that's quite possibly the most irritating thing, ever.
BigEvilDan: I think an IRC autopsy would be pretty famous.
chooby: Hey...
chooby: I just thought of a great way to check if the moth was high...
chooby: if I snort it's remains, and get a hit, then it was on drugs.
chooby: that'd work, right?
BigEvilDan: Only one way to find out.
•chooby cuts the moth into a line.
•mAAk has left #stripcreator
BigEvilDan: A proper experiment would have you snorting a moth you know is on drugs, and a control moth.
chooby: So.
chooby: I'd have to find 2 moths that I know are definitely NOT on drugs...
chooby: then feed drugs to one of them?
BigEvilDan: Yes.
chooby: then snort both, and then the one I just killed?
BigEvilDan: Yes.
chooby: Well, funny you should say that.
•chooby produces several little jars.
chooby: Here's some I prepared earlier.
chooby: okay, here we go.
•chooby cuts the control moth into a line.
chooby: *snort*
chooby: ooh
chooby: My throat feels a little dry and my nose is kinda tingly.
chooby: that wasn't particularly unpleasant.
•Jed has left #stripcreator
chooby: Okay, now the one that I doused in heroin.
•chooby cuts a line.
chooby: *snort*
•chooby collapses, banging his head on the table.
BigEvilDan: Hmm.... these results are inconclusive.
•chooby foams at the mouth.
•chooby foams at the moth.
•chooby wakes up.
chooby: Okay...
chooby: so, now for the "unknown" moth.
•chooby has a moth flash-back
chooby: WHAAA!!!
•chooby regains his senses.
chooby: Where was I?
chooby: Oh yeah, the other moth.
•chooby snorts the unknown moth.
brad: what does <3 mean?
chooby: Love.
chooby: it's a heart
brad: really
chooby: or less than 3.
brad: i always thought it meant less than 3
chooby: I totally less than 3 the White Stripes.
brad: "My hero! <3"
brad: i never would have figured that out
BigEvilDan: Brad, I think you're totally greater than three.
brad: however this is winky moustache man: ;{
brad: why thank you dan
chooby: this moth doesn't appear to have had any effect.
chooby: except...
chooby: I think I've lost my sense of decency.
•chooby waves his wang in front of some pensioners.

---
"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

•mAAk locks everyone in the chat room with telekenesis and starts igniting things
mAAk: >8O
•chooby thanks the lord that he invited Iceman into the room.
chooby: C'mon iceman..
chooby: this is your chance.
chooby: put out the fire.
chooby: Go on.
•mAAk watches as iceman does nothing
chooby: PUT OUT THE FREAKIN' FIRE, MOOK!
•BigEvilDan turns into an orange.
chooby: Ah, we're saved.
•BigEvilDan is now known as IceOrange
•IceOrange puts out the fire.
chooby: Huzzah!
•IceOrange distribute orange flavoured popsicles.
chooby: You don't get that with Superman.
chooby: He just flies in, saves your ass, then fucks off.
chooby: Never stays around for a chat, or a popsicle.
IceOrange: That's what happens when you're fucking invincible. No appreciation for your work.
chooby: I remember this one time, I was falling off the top of a building and Spiderman saved me...
chooby: he got that web shit all over my new Levis.
chooby: They were completely ruined.
chooby: RUINED!
IceOrange: What a bastard.
IceOrange: I leave your clothing citrus fresh.
chooby: I phoned him up and was like "so, how do you get this stuff off your clothes?"
chooby: he didn't even remember me.
chooby: I said "I was the guy falling off the building"
chooby: But he still didn't remember.
IceOrange: He probably saves dozens of people a day from building falls.
chooby: That's exactly what HE said.
•chooby looks at IceOrange.
•chooby squints.
•chooby holds up a little cardboard Spiderman mask.
•IceOrange freezes chooby and rolls away.
•IceOrange has left #stripcreator
•chooby is frozen.

---
"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

[15:15] * Now talking in #stripcreator
[15:15] * Topic is '#farscapeplaybyplay'
[15:15] * Set by dcomdrummer on Tue May 27 14:29:51
[15:15] hdb!
[15:15] hdb!
[15:15] hdb!
[15:15] Hey Donut.
[15:16] Sup drummer
[15:16] It is the dead homie club in here.
[15:16] Well ders 2 of us at least
[15:16] * dcomdrummer is now known as WillSmith
[15:17] Just the two of us...
[15:17] * WillSmith is now known as dcomdrummer
[15:17] you and I homie.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

[15:39] * dcomdrummer pulls out his drumsticks.
[15:39] * GlazeYaDeadDonut pulls a gat.
[15:39] gah
[15:39] * dcomdrummer puts sticks away.
[15:39] * GlazeYaDeadDonut shoots anyway.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

[16:05] I'm watching Quincy.
[16:06] I'm watching BET.
[16:07] Are they showing the black Quincy?
[16:08] Thas exactly what they playin'.
[16:08] They like to "colorize" old TV shows nowadays...
[16:09] Whatcha sayin' 'bout colour?
[16:09] Jack Klugman sure looks funny as a black man.
[16:09] I think ya'll need to drink yo Haterade some place else.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

AOL is still killing me
it's OK, it did something but it wasn't anything useful
* BigEvilDan calls the police.
don't call the press just yet
AOL hates me
And they're killing me
*** chooby_defecating changed nick to chooby
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
AOL hates everything.
was it a good one?
oh yeah
perfick
Okay I think it's working now
Can you see what I'm typing okay?
Yeah.
3.
* BigEvilDan calls the press.
* chooby 's phone rings.
"Hello, SC Press"
I can't wait until we change ISPs
You've got to get down here. AOL is doing something productive!
AOHell
"Whoah, I'll be right there!"
"I'll just upload this article...."
* chooby 's AOL crashes and kills him instantly.
NO!
"........................"
* chooby 's phone swings off the hook.
NO!!
DAMN YOU AOL!!
Enter: Detective Jes
* Jes_L nick DetectiveJes
arse!
*** Jes_L changed nick to DetectiveJes
*** Chi_The_C changed nick to DoesThisWork
Looks like another AOL killing....
it does!
hurrah
*** DoesThisWork changed nick to Chi_The_C
what's this?
a clue!
Yeah, you could finish your name.
oh, wait...
* chooby gets back in character.
lol
* DetectiveJes picks up an AOL 8 CD
*gurgle*
*** Chi_The_C changed nick to Chi_The_Cynic
ta, chooby
* chooby curses AOL from Heaven
"120 free hours you said"
McGaskell, get the Chief down here
You're in heaven?
"I thought: How can I lose?"
How did you get there?
*** Chi_The_Cynic changed nick to God
*** BigEvilDan changed nick to TheChief
something tells
What are you doing here, Chooby?
me that
Well, if I was in Hell, I couldn't curse AOL...
I could just walk over and kick it in the nuts.
What's the word, Jes?
we'll be visiting Time Warner again
another killing chief
AOL again?
* chooby 's body is added to a spam list.
*** A_Chicka changed nick to Lt_Chicka
I can't even spell my rank!
*** Lt_Chicka changed nick to A_Chicka
yep, AOL chief
Damn, not again.
I'm gonna need a partner on this one
they're a tough case
Well I'm flattered, but I'm already married.
* chooby doesn't allow anyone to look at the evidence due to "adult content"
I want you to get the age, sex and location of the people who did this.
* chooby 's body can be found using the keywords "Huge Member".
Ah
can do chief, I'll just go undercover
*** DetectiveJes changed nick to HugeC0x0r69
yo
n e chix wnt 2 cybr?
*** TheChief changed nick to ShadowyAOLEmployee
*** chooby changed nick to AOhelL-LUser
You forgot the "Press 69 or IM me" part
Hey, huge coxor...
A/S/L?
do u no Candice Johnson?
SHE BE ON MY WEBCAM NOW
omfg lol rofl
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!1
omfg lololo
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg!!!
*** boinky33 (~user9458@template.2919197D.A324E903.479EC50.IP) has joined #stripcre
ator
omg omg
omfg!!!1
*** joshw (~joshw@template-17F0340A.telus.net) has joined #stripcreator
hellooooooooooo
omg omg omg omg omg
omg!
omggggg!
lol roflmao
LOLOLOLOL!
lolololololololololololololol
OMFG ROFLMAO!!
omg lol
HAHAHA!
omg omg omFg
* ShadowyAOLEmployee arches his fingers in an evil manner.
* ShadowyAOLEmployee talks into a cell phone.
uh
omfg roflmao
Yeah boss, it's all going according to plan.
NE1 ONE KNOW CHOOBY?
RATFLOMAO
:-)
i no chooby!!11one
a/s/l??
hahahaha
YUNG/YES/YOUR MOM
X0R
i killed chooby!rofl!
i 0wnz0r joo!!!
*** AOhelL-LUser changed nick to chooby
* HugeC0x0r69 records the evidence
A-hA!
*** brad (brad@template-DABC811F.ott-on58-148.netcom.ca) has joined #stripcreator
*** HugeC0x0r69 changed nick to Detective_Jes
roflmao
It's brad lololol
uh oh
Freeze Sunshine!
It's the filth!
What did I do now?
* Detective_Jes arrsets ShadowyAOLEmployee
*** God (~user2272@template-4ED9E39E.cam.ac.uk) has left #stripcreator
* ShadowyAOLEmployee crashes.
* chooby showers brad in vaginas.
I was just having fun there....
another case solved. Now where's the Chief?
oh man... so hungry
Um, the Chief was the Shadowy AOL Employee
gasp!
you mean...
* ShadowyAOLEmployee throws spam mailings in Jes' face and runs away.
It was an inside job
NOOO!
* chooby feels so stupid.
I less than three you guys
* Detective_Jes is disillusioned with the police
* ShadowyAOLEmployee runs away at a slow pace, occasionally disconnecting and falling
to the ground.
Why thank you, chicka.
I'm turning in my badge
*** Detective_Jes changed nick to Vigilante_Jes
VIGILANTE!
* Vigilante_Jes aquires rights to a chaeaper and faster method of connecting to the internet
Damn
NO!
I can't be Renegade Chicka
It won't accept it
I know what you're thinking
I'll get you Jes, if it's the last thing I do!
Is this version 5 or version 6
Well you gotta ask yourself every time you try and connect
"Do I feel lucky?"
well
do ya
*punk*
Sometimes
No, not really.
No worries
* Vigilante_Jes shoots ShadowyAOLEmployee between the eyes
Justice is served
* ShadowyAOLEmployee explodes.
* chooby jumps for joy.
*** ShadowyAOLEmployee changed nick to TheChief
Queue the 70s jazz theme tune
Cue
oops
maybe Quicny Jones was stuck at Netto
in a queue
*** Vigilante_Jes changed nick to Jes_L
...and that's what happened Chief
Okay I'm no longer having fun
I'm going to play a round of kicking soccer balls at innocent children
Case was closed
ANd when I get back there better be fun
* brad eats a roasted chicken sub
give me some
* brad defies boinky33
I'm going to quotefile that last homicide case Chief
* TheChief closes the case.
* TheChief arches his fingers in an evil way.
* Jes_L plays the 70s theme music
Homicide: Life on #Stripcreator
will return
Victim: Chooby Chooberton
Detective_Jes :Jeswell MacGyverston
Bum#1: boinky33
*** boinky33 changed nick to Otis
Chief: Bigevil Dan
Wait, who am I?
I want to be the witness
The seductive witness who will only talk to the private eye
Damn. I forgot that part
I'll play that part
Seductive witness who will only talk to the private eye: Attitude Chicka
aw, rasberry!
Dude, where's Milo?
*** Otis changed nick to bummy33
hahahah
good movie
Stripcreator: AOL Homicide has been archived
re-runs at 7pm
4pm PST
next: suddenly susan

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

That was car-azy!

Are Canadians really that stupid?
no
don't think so
just me
eh
who you referring to ?
I never heard anyone I know say eh
Damn, there are no Canadians in here to fuck with
brad must be away
I'm canadian
"eh", phonetically "ayy", used to express puzzlement
You don't count as a person to me
I see
Well, I am a robot
I say eh
good for you
here's a toffee
But I'm unCanadian, so it's not funny when I do it
what are you talking aboot?
I just realized something
so tell me... what's the real difference between canadians and americans?
i mean, like, really?
When I was poor, and never ate, I was in the best shape of my life. Why do yo
u think that is?
canadians are smart
Canadians spell color colour
haha
just kidding
And flavor flavour
that's 'cos they use english properly
I'm not english
ya stoopid
I'm American
u dum!
this much i had already ascertained
u big dum dum hed!!
lol!
so, apart from using English correctly, what else defines the difference
raotflmfao!
big wangs
yes big wangs
brd jumps in
colder
brad
interesting....
sorry, i heard wangs
* Chi_The_Cynic rubs chin in a knowing manner
and we have free health care
colder wangs too
no
couloured
so far, canadians sound like Brits
we don't like crumpets
ah, that's the clincher
we eat bacon
and wood
and beavers
Yeah canadians are all fags
they don't like crumpet and eat wood
Canadians sing "Oh Canada" and Americans can't sing at all, as proved positiv
e by American Idol
eating beaver ruins that theory
we have Canadian Idol
yuck
Oh that's right
and royal canadian air farce
All the countries have it now, don't they?
and what's the deal with french - do canadians speak that too?
double yuck
no all
I don't
canada is a bilingual country
i speak a bit of french
i see
I know SOME french
Okay, I've got it
but I cant keep a conversation in french
or in english
do you know soixante-neuf boinky?
Canadians are more laid back and Americans are agressive
mmm.....
meh
except when it comes to hating americans
i see
yes
canadians are pretty aggressive about that
that's about it though
yeah, i called a canadian a yankee once
and we eat blubber
he didn't like it
it is the difference between kiwis and aussies
yeah, that'll do it
and we ride moose to work
not much but get it wrong and you're in trouble
and live in igloos and shanty towns
plural: moose. Not meese.
so you're all like that guy out of "Due South"?
no
we aren't queer like him
hehe
(i am)
you've still got the mounties, tho, right?
me too
yeah
but all they do is dance on street corners now a days
bit like Morris Dancers
sure
You're thnking of Kraftwerk
those silver guys that act like robots for money
we get those in leicester square
canadians also wear shoes on their hands
we do
and hamburgers eat people
I'm tired
I think it is REALLY naptime now
See you all later
good bye
*** A_Chicka (~user9220@template-6102A227.aol.com) has left #stripcreator
bye Chikca
stupid spelling lack of
canadians dont take naps. it's against our canadian religion.
oh, do canadians have guns?
yes
It is too cold
but we only use it for hunting
well, I dont hunt
so there's no enshrined god-given right to carry an ak47 in canada, then?
somebody should put this on #stripcreator is fun to teach others about canada
yes
someone Canadian
I cant, eh.
I sure as hell can't
eh?
it would be disrespectful to Canadians
not really
think about it
the only other eg I know that's a kenuck is joshw
oh wait no....
...
*cough* Brad
"kenuck"?
did I spell it right
local spelling
yeah
it's your country
I cant stay long. I have to go club some seals later.
* Chi_The_Cynic ....and also, Canadians are known to pass their time clubbing seals
yep
we're all fur traders
bill bryson, eat your heart out
and the show traders is a big hit here
As an Ulsterman, I found a problem with asking where the "craic" wasin England
no
it's not
we're lying
the what?
*** mAAkawayevenfarther changed nick to mAAk
:l
I have a hard time with these cold canadian summers.
craic
brrrr
8l
:l
pronounced like crack
ok
all those needless muggings...
hehe
* mAAk mugs you
AAGH!
there are too many elks running aroung the village
so you're irish-american?
gross
Chi - No. Ordinary Northen Irish
ah right
* Jes_L smacks mAAk in the nuts
* Chi_The_Cynic made the invalid assumption that he was the only one here on this side of t
he pond
quit with the mugging alrady!
not in here mate
well not right now
chooby and kajun are scots, yes?
aye
all we need now is a welshman
Bazilla
really?
I'm a royal canadian yaksman
so I gather
help me out guys
welshmen are gross too
isnt anyone proper english?
yeah, me
Bazilla = Teh Welsh?
great
who's the guy in the forumusers section wearing a union jack waistcoat?
Matthew Eastaugh
not been here for a while
i hadn't seen him
wow i went through my email today and unsubscribed to everything that wasnt brok
en-linked..
my volume of mail dropped dramatically
about time we got some new forum artwork
who draws them?
mAAk is TEH WIN!!!!
well it took about 15 minutes
Chi - was Dexx
right
I would ask Brad about artwork
*ahem*
BRAD!
are the pictures accurate portrayals of forumusers?
they are damn good actually
i mean... does spankling really look like that?
Kajun's one's not bad
I don't want to know
hehe
O canada. our home and native true patriot love in all thy sond command. with g
lowing hearts we see htee rise, the true north strong and free. from far and wide O canada, w
e stand on guard for thee. God keep out land glorious and free. O canada we stand on guar
d for thee. O canada we stand on guard for thee!!!!11
* Jes_L sings
"It was old but it was it was beautiful"
"But the colours they were fine"
anyway
* Chi_The_Cynic sings "...and did those feet / in ancient times..."
seriously I would ask Brad about artwork
ok
now the american anthem: I get knocked down, then I get up again. You're nev
er gonna keep me doen.
Who let the dogs out? woof woof woof woof
that was our college anthem
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
I mean Chumbawumba
well, nice as all this has been, i think i shall go to bed
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
but still
WAIT!
..?
g'night Chi, see ya around fella
somebody PLEASE put this on *SC is fun
#
i done my bit fer the night
you dir now!
what's stopping you?
I cant copy nor paste
moose frozen to your keyboard?

That was also car-azy!