I hate people who say "preggy".

Also "preggers".

Also, that's a good knife. Keep it close to your heart. but not really...because SAFETY FIRST

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I get annoyed when people say "we're pregnant." referring to the father as well. Unless the media has been lying to me all this time, men can't get pregnant. Plus, "we" is a plural pronoun and if it's just the mother that's pregnant, then that pronoun really can't be used.

"We're" getting an episiotomy!

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I like to refer to pregnant women as "pregnosaurs." I also approve of words such as "pregneriffic", "pregtastic", and "Preggochusetts." Such terms are totally acceptable because women don't suddenly become some kind of holy creatures just by pregging out.

Also, I don't begrudge a guy wanting to be involved in some small way in the birth of his own frigging offspring, for Pete's sake, so if he wants to say "we're pregnant" then I don't see the freaking harm in it, unless the Mommy thinks her big fat baby-engorged belly is the center of the whole freaking universe or whatever.

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The guy negates his right to say "we're pregnant" when he completely ignores the pregnant woman in question's requests to find a place to sit down until she collapses in a Wal-Mart, then complains that the pregnant woman was "making a scene".

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Blt hates the fact that everything in her life is changing, fast.

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Are you afraid of change blt. It's ok, but people afraid of change are the types that attack aliens when they visit before thinking that they may not be invading...

IN regards to being pregnant, I prefer the term psycho bitch for pregnant women. I was at the birth of my daughter. It was neato to see the amazing results of sperm and eggs into a beautiful smily and now very coo-a-rific baby. I was involed in the birth but i was never pregnant, so I didn't say we're pregnant.

PS, never ask the mom is she's gonna eat the placenta when they pull it out, not only does she get mad but the nurse also gets mad.

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Let me put this on the record: Pregnant = Fat

Pregnant women get fat to try and cover up the fact that they're going to have an abortion soon, and fat women get pregnant so they can say they've just been pregnant the whole time.

Just the way it is.

Also, "one in the oven" is a disgusting lie.

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Plus ça change, plus c'est le meme chose.

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Ooooh, looks like someone stepped on the scales again this morning...

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Let me put this on the record: Pregnant = Fat

Pregnant women get fat to try and cover up the fact that they're going to have an abortion soon, and fat women get pregnant so they can say they've just been pregnant the whole time.

Just the way it is.

Also, "one in the oven" is a disgusting lie.

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Pregnant women get fat to try and cover up the fact that they're going to have an abortion soon,

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2. He's been alive a year and a half and I still haven't aborted him. How soon is soon?

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"I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Odenkirk. It's simply too late to have an abortion. Your son is four years old."

"Mommy, what's a 'gagortion'?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yes, Chicka's body is superb.

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Pregnant women get fat to try and cover up the fact that they're going to have an abortion soon,

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My two are 16 and 14 years old...I think I might have left it too late to abort them.

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"Mommy, what's a 'gagortion'?"

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Is it just me or does it seem like alot of females are getting pregnant lately?

Every time I turn around a new person is pregnant. Seems odd.

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Is it just me or does it seem like alot of females are getting pregnant lately?

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Yeah, uh, sorry about that. My bad.

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You are entering your early twenties. Previous to now people in your age group's bodies were just developing. I've heard "We've never used protection and we've never gotten pregnant" more times than I can count. Around 18-24 is when it catches up to you big time. That's why it seems like everyone's getting pregnant. Consider it puberty's aftermath. You get used to the fact that your bodies are changing and unstable, then you find out they're fully changed and very much stable, and it's somehow a shock.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I can't wait to get a hysterectomy. Some people save up for a new car; I save up to make myself infertile.

Stop turning around then!

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Stop turning around then!

Hard not to turn around when people behind you holler at ya.

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Blt hates guns and the fact people go out and hunt.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"