Weather Pixie

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Sex Illustrated

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

YES! Lileks has done it again. Still - his best is the meat section.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"TO SERVE BANANAS... IT'S A COOKBOOK!"

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

This was not my idea

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

this kicks ass.

takes a while to load, though- be warned.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

quote:

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this kicks ass.

takes a while to load, though- be warned.

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Public Service Announcement

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Maybe you've already seen this.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

That's nice, but I wish it would keep layers so you could draw on top of old stuff with more variety.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

These crack me up.

I was just saying the other day how much Bush reminds me of Nixon

There are entire countries sicker than me.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.themummy.com/reincarnator/

quote:

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SPANKLING'S Past Life

Name: Merenre II

Occupation: Priestess

Your duties were to care for the gods and attend to their needs, and to perform funeral rites, teach school, and perform dream analysis to find cures for diseases. Physicians often looked to you for help healing scorpion and snakebites through prayers, spells, and magic. Though you had great power and wealth, you could not eat fish nor wear wool, because those were considered "unclean." As a priestess, you had to shave off all of your body hair. You were very beautiful, but you chose never to marry in order to devote yourself to your duties and worship the gods. Even so, many men desired you and you were courted your whole life.

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From the early days of SC...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[URL=http://www.tshirthell.com/babyhell.htm]Baby Hell[/URL] beats Baby GAP by a long shot.

It feels good

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Israphael's Past Life

Name: Userkaf
Occupation: Teacher

You taught scribes, as well as the Pharaoh's family, how to read and write. Physicians and other professionals learned their trades from your teachings. Your family also owned a farm, inherited by your wife from her father. Your animals were all used for work; dogs hunted, cats kept the rodents at bay and cattle pulled ploughs and provided you with meat and milk. Sheep, goats, pigs and poultry were your other sources of food. Very social and fashion conscious, you wore colorful eye makeup, kohl, lip dye, flowers and jewelry, and spent your free time at parties. At the age of 30 you were bitten by a deadly snake-but thanks to the healing powers of the local magician, you lived through it.

Wow, that's uncanny. Just my life today, down to the colorful eye makeup and lip dye.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Name: Ahknaton
Occupation: Scarab Beetle

Ancient Egyptians conceived their idea of mummification by watching scarabs such as yourself die and then rise again from the earth. In truth, what appeared to be immortality at work was actually your process of laying eggs in the soil and animal dung. It was also believed that your ally, the Sun God Ra, infused you with a special power over life and death. This gift inspired fear in many as it allowed you to consume the life and flesh of mortals. Your own life was brief - only three years - but your power was great and you were used as the model for a priestess's magical amulet after your death.

A bug, yo. A Goddamned bug. Where is the love? I ask you, where is the love up in this motherfucker?

*sigh*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

http://www.petitiononline.com/s9df8g5/petition.html

Sign my pettition.

I've given up the idea of taking over with world with an army of soldiers with perfused animal heads... I'm using these.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Ah... Brits

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Splish Splash

You are a...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Cowboy Physics Updated!!! Those pistons aren't going to generate quantum coherenceby themselves.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I, too, am a scarab beetle.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Zen - without the wait

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Scotland has the horniest sheep.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

sorry to know that Ron Jeremy is a terrorist:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/south/03/03/pakistan.arrests/index.html

also, all your base are ready.gov:

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.