Orange Soda : Rage by finn34 11-26-07

I heard they're making a National Treasure sequel. Goddamnit! If I find out who greenlighted that douche-fest of a film, I'm going to their momma's house and kicking their dog! That dog is innocent! SO WHAT? MY RAGE IS UNCONTROLLABLE!!!!!

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[18:44:17] BraffeatheR: i read in the new yorker that those shows were back on

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Turns out I meant the New York Times...

[8:47pm] BraffeatheR:

Death Ledger by RedfeatheR 1-22-08

I wish I knew how to quit you! I wish for a million goddamn dollars!!!

[8:47pm] choad: HAHAHAHAHA
[8:47pm] choad: its funny cuz he's dead
[8:48pm] BraffeatheR: =D
[8:48pm] BraffeatheR: i made it at work
[8:48pm] BraffeatheR: on my iPhone
[8:48pm] BraffeatheR: hoping no one else had made anything yet
[8:50pm] choad: i had nothing
[8:51pm] BraffeatheR: seems like that comic has been done though
[8:52pm] choad: the first panel should be done with the cowboy and stinkybutt
[8:52pm] choad: an homage to the marlboro man
[8:53pm] BraffeatheR: that would be a great stand alone joke
[8:53pm] choad: more or less what i was thinking
[8:59pm] BraffeatheR:

Marlborenouncing Man

I wish I knew how to quit you!

by RedfeatheR, 1-22-08

[9:01pm] BraffeatheR: goddammit choad
[9:01pm] BraffeatheR: your comments are always better than the comic
[9:02pm] choad: thats how i would have set up the comic...stinkybutt begging the cowboy to put his lips on his butt
[9:02pm] choad: you know you want it, etc
[9:02pm] choad: "i wish i knew how to quit you"
[9:02pm] choad: i should give lessons
[9:02pm] BraffeatheR: want me to change it?
[9:03pm] BraffeatheR: or delete it so you can do it right?
[9:03pm] choad: i want you to be true to your art
[9:04pm] BraffeatheR: but you came up with it
[9:05pm] choad: i'd hate for you to compromise your vision of my joke

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hdb!

jdb!

nobody seen that

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[11:45pm] BraffeatheR: 90 on the 5?
[11:45pm] choad: yes
[11:45pm] choad: 90+
[11:46pm] choad: i was in the zone
[11:46pm] BraffeatheR: thats the speed limit no?
[11:46pm] choad: uh
[11:46pm] choad: its 65
[11:46pm] BraffeatheR: yeah... no 85-95
[11:46pm] choad: my car dings at me when i hit 90
[11:46pm] choad: so i turned up the radio until it stopped
[11:47pm] BraffeatheR: as long as you dont drive all eratic
[11:47pm] BraffeatheR: lol
[11:47pm] choad: i made it to anaheim in 1:10 from mission hills
[11:47pm] • BraffeatheR claps
[11:47pm] • choad bows
[11:47pm] choad: i drive to humboldt a week from thursday
[11:48pm] choad: 900 miles or so
[11:48pm] • BraffeatheR positions himself behind choad
[11:48pm] choad: 13 hours
[11:48pm] BraffeatheR: why?
[11:48pm] choad: hey, buy me a drink first, sailor
[11:48pm] BraffeatheR: *ahem*
[11:48pm] BraffeatheR: Marine
[11:48pm] choad: oh, so i should be behind you

[06:38:04] artemis: you guys should be helping each other, not screwing each other over on automobile purchases

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Session Start (#stripcreator:#stripcreator): Tue May 13 15:45:43 2008
[15:45] *** #stripcreator: knkx @brad BraffeatheR Chicka
[15:45] *** -ChanServ- [#stripcreator] Welcome to #stripcreator -- official IRC channel of stripcreator.com
[15:45] *** #stripcreator was created on Sat Apr 26 18:39:16 2008.
[15:55] Chicka: You guys
[15:55] Chicka: This is serious
[15:55] Chicka: THere is a spider on my ceiling
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[15:58] root: hi everyone
[15:58] Chicka: hi root
[15:58] root: what's up
[15:58] Chicka: THere's a spider on my ceiling
[15:59] root: where are you?
[15:59] Chicka: In my house.
[15:59] Chicka: Are you coming over to kill it?
[15:59] root: I'm sorry :)
[15:59] root: where are you from?
[15:59] root: :)
[16:00] Chicka: My mother.
[16:00] Chicka: They say that my father help, but I don't think my mother was lying all those years when she was holding giving birth against me.
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[16:01] Chicka: Well, I guess he's not killing my spider.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I killed two spiders yesterday. One was on a broom I wanted to use and the other was having a leisurely walk along the curtains. I felt bad about the first one but I enjoyed going out of my way to murder the second.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm like Mexican bait. Not sure why.

sweet! Let's head to the border!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Dildos.

CrustyPussyBlood

Thanks, that is clever and outrageous and socially unacceptable. I can't believe you said dildos. Loose cannon alert.

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dcomposed

Thanks, that is clever and outrageous and socially unacceptable. I can't believe you said dildos. Loose cannon alert.

uh oh it looks like SOMEONE doesn't play by the rules

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asssss

[11:30a] seanator: i have to go get my dad a fathers day gift
[11:30a] seanator: seeing as its fathers day
[11:30a] choad: my family made a no-gift pact two years ago...its wonderful
[11:30a] seanator: thanks
[11:30a] seanator: thanks a lot
[11:31a] choad: we figured we dont have anything to prove to each other
[11:31a] seanator: i dont either
[11:31a] seanator: my dad just returns anything i get him
[11:31a] choad: ugh
[11:31a] seanator: so i just have to figure out a store
[11:31a] seanator: that hell use the store credit to buy something he likes
[11:31a] choad: get him a big black dildo
[11:31a] choad: that way he'll be to embarrassed to return it
[11:31a] choad: plus...i dont think you can return those
[11:31a] seanator: what if he already had one though
[11:32a] seanator: "not another one!"
[11:32a] choad: glue some rhinestones on it
[11:32a] seanator: for added pleasure?
[11:33a] choad: its for style and for function
[11:33a] seanator: like a tongue stud
[11:33a] seanator: anyway man i gotta go make the venture to frys electronics
[11:33a] choad: tongue stud is also a verb
[11:33a] seanator: sweet jesus
[11:33a] choad: have fun
[11:33a] choad: oh
[11:33a] choad: dont show your receipt on the way out
[11:34a] seanator: why not
[11:34a] choad: because its fun to watch people standing in line twice to leave a store, and nobody challenges you at frys about that
[11:34a] choad: plus, its ridiculous
[11:34a] choad: thats my advice
[11:34a] seanator: sounds excellent
[11:34a] choad: now go get em, tiger
[11:34a] seanator: thanks dad
[11:35a] seanator: i guess i owe you something
[11:35a] seanator: and i know exactly what to get you
[11:35a] choad: i already have one
[11:35a] seanator: i was thinking a novelty one that looked like an iconic figure in history
[11:35a] choad: Dick Butkus
[11:36a] choad: since that sounds like a dildo name anyway
[11:36a] seanator: i was thinking napoleon bonerpart
[11:36a] choad: haha
[11:36a] seanator: but i think you win
[11:36a] seanator: because its a name
[11:36a] seanator: and instructions

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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[23:59] crabby: i made it!
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[23:59] * crabby braffs
[00:00] BraffeatheR: whuddup hater?
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[14:59:26] i made it!
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[14:59:44] * crabby braffs
[15:00:19] whuddup hater?
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[11:46a] Batman: http://en.gnomz.com/192115-social-update.html
[11:47a] choad: har
[11:47a] choad: wow
[11:47a] choad: chubby is still on there
[11:48a] Batman: he is a mod
[11:48a] Batman: eratror
[11:48a] choad: haha
[11:48a] choad: thats funny
[11:49a] choad: does he ban people for making 100 comics that dont say crabby fucks his daughter?
[11:49a] Batman: i think he behaves a bit better over there

[16:31:12] Batman: xoxo
[16:31:17] doworkson: up yours

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[16:32:43] Batman: my penis really is 10 feet long
[16:33:03] choad: and with that
[16:33:07] choad: i sleep

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[13:27:52] doworkson: i. hate. men.
[13:28:03] doworkson: also
[13:28:05] doworkson: i went to the mall

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[03:58:33] choad: i had to get something at the grocery store this morning
[03:59:04] Kajun: erotic literature?
[03:59:23] Batman: is a grocery store the same thing as a supermarket?
[04:01:53] choad; yes bats
[04:01:55] choad: no kajun
[04:02:00] choad: tomatoes and celery
[04:02:11] choad: that market is not super
[04:02:24] choad: its the closest one and i only go there if i need something quick
[04:02:54] crabby: like a lay?
[04:05:54] choad: like celery and tomatoes
[04:06:04] choad: or was that an offer?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I think that's the first time I've been quoted in this thread since the internet was invented.

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Dad was flammable

DragonXero

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[09:01:58] fagg0t: toast
[09:05:12] crabby: hey faggot
[09:06:59] fagg0t: heY!
[09:07:03] fagg0t: how are things
[09:07:48] crabby: pretty good
[09:07:53] crabby: hows everything with the mrs?
[09:08:14] fagg0t: i killed her
[09:08:22] fagg0t: and put her head in the closet
[09:08:59] crabby: good for you
[09:09:38] fagg0t: ty
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