I finally found my calling. I found this on the Wired webpage.
[b]Not the Pussycat Lounge
A German artist has applied for a license to open a brothel in Berlin for sexually frustrated dogs, and says it will be the first of its kind anywhere. Karl-Friedrich Lenze, 54, says he plans to charge dog owners $27 per half hour of happiness. "If dogs can't get what they want, they get cranky -- just like people," Lenze said. The establishment would offer patrons a variety of carefully vetted "employees" of both sexes, rooms for private encounters and even a "bar" where customers could sniff out their preferred partners.[/b]
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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."