"The head Wanker kept collecting more and more antiques, junk, knickknacks, Americana, Australiana, movie posters, and many unidentifiable objects"

I have already ordered some Wankerwear.

well, not really.

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Dad was flammable

I don't think he likes Bob Hope.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm sorry, but this article give me wood.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Doesn't anyone love Martha anymore?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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.. I was biking around a popular park today when I spotted one of 7 or 8 softball competitions going on and decided to stop and watch.

This one featured women. Big ones. At least on the team wearing black and orange. Several had torn the sleeves off their t-shirts to show off biceps that rolled athletically as they swung two or three bats to warm up.

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I'm not into that kinky stuff, really, but if you want an audience...

Popcorn? check

Massage oil? check

Tissue? check

Okay... go ahead.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Frankfurter Converter

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Don't feel compelled to repeat the story, boo. I've got it memorized, except in my version she wins, wrestles me to the ground and... I mean you! Wrestles you to the... oh forget it.

Try Pimple TV if you haven't before.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The tale of my all-out slugfest with Mike Tyson and Leona Helmsley, gone forever.

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What others say about boorite!

The only way to go

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Create a South Park character.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

South Park Spankling

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

word

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Porkin Porn! Follow the "Models" link and find the secret link after that for holsom porkrind porn fun!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sheesh

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Only Music Video On The Net Where 2 Stick Figures Bang One another! Its super funny and there is no load time!

Check it out:Bang Bang Bang!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Porn Banner Ads! For Free!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Me as a South Park character!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

What I look like!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

sexy

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Batman created by Bob Kane

For boinks and dcup

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That's a change from my regular semen flavoured vegetables.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Did someone order a Goat Sucking Vampire?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet