Who gives a shit who has been here the longest? It's how funny your comics are.

In that case, what do I win?

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

you win goatse.exe

ask boinky for your prize

---
xx( o Y o. )xx

No thanks, I think I've already seen a picture of you.

HEE HAW

BURN

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

In that case, I'm not nearly as cool as I thought I was.

I'm a lot cooler.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

She has no idea what I'm talking about.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hahahaha. Cooler.

---
...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Hahahaha. Cooler.

S-M-R-T too!

---
dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I'm 1337... right?!