EXILED (FONG JUK)

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MXC (MOST EXTREME ELIMINATION CHALLENGE) VOLUME THREE

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What if you bought a video called Most Extreme Elimination Challenge thinking it was going to be cool, and it turned out to just be three Wisconsins in a restroom waiting out the gastric effects of a cheese-eating contest.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

That could be pretty cool, too.  In a Waiting For Godot kind of way.

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biped

Wouldn't that be more Waiting for Gouda?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

biped

Sounds awesome. Is it as good or better than The Killer?

I remember MXC. Ken and Vince are the best parts. And most all the games ended in what looked like a painful manner. Now I'm hooked on the more straightforward "Ninja Warrior" or "Sasuke."

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

umfumdisi

I haven't seen THE KILLER in several years, but I think if you liked that you'll probably like EXILED. 

Here's a new one with Armand Assante as a deranged mall security guard:

SURVEILLANCE

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URBAN JUSTICE (Steven Seagal)

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FIRST SNOW (Guy Pearce)

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STRAYS (Vin Diesel)

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FLYWHEEL

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JACKIE CHAN'S THE MYTH

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I found that last review to be delightfully informative.

Also, have you ever found yourself looking at movie titles and trying to guess whether it stars Van Damme or Seagal without looking at the cast?  I've found that game to be very hard.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

Thanks!  Yes, the Seagal and Van Damme titles seem to be running out of new ways to work words like "Kill" and "Justice" into them.

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WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE, SEASON THREE

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MILLENNIUM CRISIS

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SHANGHAI KISS -- Ken Leung, Hayden Panettiere

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PORFLE'S BEST AND WORST OF '07

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PLANET TERROR

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SWAMP THING: THE SERIES, SEASONS 1 & 2

SUBURBAN GIRL (Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alec Baldwin)

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THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE (Tony Todd)

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THE SEXPERTS

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SKIN IN THE FIFTIES ("THE FLESH MERCHANT")

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STORM WARNING

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HE WAS A QUIET MAN  Christian Slater, Elisha Cuthbert

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