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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 3405 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-21-13

Do I have any spare change for the Coke machine? I think so.. Let me just reach down into my pockets and I'll be able to let you know. And, I guess knowing is everything, right? That's what my-

Wait one minute... Do the pockets in these pants have holes in them? I can't rightly tell... I'll have to do some deeper exploration to know for sure. Deeper... Deeper... Deeeeeeper...

Yep. There are definitely holes in these pants pock- wait one minute... What's this? Seems something's down there. Maybe, I should stroke it ever so lightly until- UUUNNGH! NUUUNNGG!!

4-21-13 8:20pm (new)

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RCL no. 3424 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-13-13

You're probably wondering why I asked you to meet me here...

Not really.

Oh.

Well, this is awkward...

I once showed up to a S&M party without my ass-less chaps.... Talk about AWKWARD!

5-13-13 9:42pm (new)

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RCL no. 3436 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-08-13

This injection should make you grow arms, Melty...

What do you mean "should"?

There's a 99% chance it won't work.

Not bad... Are there any side effects?

Yeah, the purple coloring will make you look like an giant 7-ElevenÂ® Grape Slurpee!

6-08-13 11:23am (new)

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RCL no. 3476 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-14-13

Okay, Melty... I need you to press the button that fires the retro-rockets so we don't crash land on Earth and kill a bunch of people.

How am I supposed to do that?

No arms. Good point... Okay, then free one of my hands and I'll push the button myself.

Again, how am I supposed to do that?

How the hell did we take off in the first place?

7-15-13 8:04am (new)

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RCL no. 3526 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-26-13

How's it look?

Pretty nice...

Brad Pitt nice? George Clooney nice?

More like Tom Cruise nice.

Thanks! I always wanted a chiseled ass...

I can chisel you Halle Berry abs, too, if you want.

8-27-13 8:04am (new)

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RCL no. 3537 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-29-13

Today, Melty, I'm going to teach you the art of hand-to-hand combat...

I have no arms!

Oh.

THEN, YOU'RE DISMISSED, FAGGOT!!

8-30-13 7:53am (new)

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RCL no. 3542 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-03-13

...a snip here, a snip there and, voila!, you're a new man. Er, snowman. Best part, it'll only cost you $500!

$500?? That seems like a lot of money for a simple nose job!

Oh.

Don't you worry about going through life with a huge carrot nose?

I have no vanity!

9-04-13 8:18am (new)

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RCL no. 3563 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-10-13

How come you never take a shit, Melty?

I have no digestive tract!

Let's recap: you have no arms, you have no legs, you have no heart, you have no brain, you have no lungs, you have no mouth, you have no-

What's your point, toilet?

How are you alive?

9-11-13 8:18am (new)

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RCL no. 3563 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-10-13

How come you never take a shit, Melty?

I have no digestive tract!

Let's recap: you have no arms, you have no legs, you have no heart, you have no brain, you have no lungs, you have no mouth, you have no-

What's your point, toilet?

How are you alive?

9-12-13 8:25am (new)

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RCL no. 3755 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-22-13

Are you doing anything with that second set of arms of yours?

Not really... I could sell them to you.

How much?

$50,000.

50,000??? That's outrageous!

Yeah, but you'll look "fly"!

11-22-13 11:43am (new)

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RCL no. 3809 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-26-13

Melty? Why are you in here?

Armed robbery.

Ha, ha. Wait. What?

They caught me red handed.

Is that even possible?

Nahhhhh... I got busted for deficating ice cubes in public.

12-26-13 3:07pm (new)

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RCL no. 3848 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-18-14

Melty? What are you doing here?

Protesting the Obamacare legislation, Butch.

But, that already passed four years ago... Why now?

It took me that long to hitch hike from my home in North Dakota... See, it's really hard getting anyone to pick me up when I have no-

-THUMB. I get it....

1-18-14 9:45am (new)

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RCL no. 3947 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-06-14

"What are your plans for today, Gary?"

GARY IS MEETING UP WITH GARY'S FRIEND, KUAM TSU, FOR LUNCH, MOTHER.

"That's nice... Which cuisine?"

HMONG.

"I didn't know we have a Hmong restaurant in this town."

RESTAURANT?

3-06-14 3:44pm (new)

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RCL no. 3956 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-11-14

With crime rates being at all time lows...

Is this the apartment, Melty?

Yes, Blindman.

...and needing income to survive...

And, you're sure the perpetrators are home?

Positive.

...Blindman and his superhero sidekick, Melty, take a part-time job process serving.

Okay... I'll kick in the door and you hand them the paperwork.

I have no arms!

3-11-14 9:17am (new)

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RCL no. 4009 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-02-14

You know... They say the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

That won't work for me...

Why not?

I have no digestive system!

Wanna get your left hand away from my crotch?

4-02-14 4:44pm (new)

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RCL no. 4086 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-24-14

If, I wanted to, Melty, I could kick your ass!

I doubt it...

Are you CRAZY? The minute I lay my hands on you, it's over!

That's my point, exaclty.

I'm not following you...

Two words, moron: frost bite.

5-24-14 12:04pm (new)

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CC372: The Klu Klux Klown meets Uncle Melty by JStrong
10-31-07

So, will you take up arms and join me?

I have no arms!

And neither will the immigrants when we're done!

6-18-14 5:47pm (new)

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RCL no. 4188 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-05-14

Let me explain the rules for playing "pocket pool"...

I have no arms!

Nor pockets!

Do you at least have a dirty mind?

Is Miley Cyrus an attention whore?

7-05-14 11:37am (new)

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Groovy! - No 'arm done by edoggydog
7-09-14

It looks like Armless Anders and Melty are having a heated disagreement...

Groovy!

I'M MENTALLY FOLDING MY ARMS IN DISGUST AT YOU, DICK FACE!!

AND, I'M MENTALLY GIVING YOU THE FINGER, ASSWIPE!!

7-09-14 1:10pm (new)

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RCL no. 4223 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-30-14

They got me on armed robbery...

It would have been ARMSED robbery, but I only have one arm!

I ran over my wife with a Zamboni!

7-30-14 4:01pm (new)

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RCL no. 4231 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-05-14

I don't get it, Melty...

Get what?

You built your company from the ground up during a tough economic time period into a multi-million dollar enterprise!

Yeah. And?

What's your secret?

Thanks to crony capitalism, I have no competition!

8-05-14 3:56pm (new)

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Groovy! - Pie of the Tiger by edoggydog
1-05-15

Now you're a snowman again.

Next time you take it off, no hands.

What the flunk are you talking about?

"Hare pie", boy! HARE PIE!!!

Take it off yourself, faggot!

I have no arms!

1-05-15 1:25pm (new)

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RCL no. 4508 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-09-15

Melty and Jon are marooned on the moon...

We've got no food...

We've got no water...

We have each other, and that's a lot for love!

I don't love you.

Then, we're in a world of shit!

1-09-15 11:26am (new)

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RCL no. 4550 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-30-15

...and that's when I was comtem-plating joining the circus, or rampag-ing the local village. Those villagers were always kind of dickheads to...

...me. I mean, seriously? You want me to spray-wash the side of your hut with my trunk? What do I look like? Besides a very handsome-

JUST GET TO THE FUCKING POINT ALREADY!!!!

Geez, Melty... Why so testy?

BECAUSE, I HAVE NO PATIENCE!!!!!!

1-30-15 10:26am (new)

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RCL no. 4664 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-09-15

Are you think what I'm thinking?

Yeah... Who's the fuckhole who just unfollowed RCLG?

Actually, I was thinking where's the fuckhole waiter with our food!

4-09-15 1:13pm (new)

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